Evil Smurf's jumping castle of fun.

[FPLOON]

*charging his Focus Energy*

 

[Barbas]

Wassup wassup. You all are bustas and suck my nine! *Opens fire with dual pistols*.

 

[FPLOON]

Wassup wassup. You all are bustas and suck my nine! *Opens fire with dual pistols*.

*ducks* Don't shoot me... I'm just a helpless nerd in glasses...

 

[Barbas]

*ducks* Don't shoot me... I'm just a helpless nerd in glasses...

*Eyeballs*. Everything seems to be good in this hood.

*Shrinks to the size of a pea and zips away across the floor*.

 

[Evil Smurf]

That's okay, dude... Happens to the best of us...

Indeed, especially after being absent from the forums for a good while, hoping to be back for much longer now

fight you

U sure? U gon get rekt m8 if u try fite me.

u can't step bruv, u can't step!

 

[FPLOON]

*ducks* Don't shoot me... I'm just a helpless nerd in glasses...

*Eyeballs*. Everything seems to be good in this hood.

*Shrinks to the size of a pea and zips away across the floor*.

*confused* Was that the gangster Ant Man right there?

That's okay, dude... Happens to the best of us...

Indeed, especially after being absent from the forums for a good while, hoping to be back for much longer now

Spoiler: Glad to hear it!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/321af5630e7f04387217ea7c973bf2c5/tumblr_mh1eqvuQY21s080o3o1_500.gif

 

[Barbas]

So...anyone seen any elves?

 

[Evil Smurf]

So...anyone seen any elves?

I have elves in an EDH deck.

 

[Barbas]

So...anyone seen any elves?

I have elves in an EDH deck.

... ( ._.)

Deck dimensions?

 

[Evil Smurf]

So...anyone seen any elves?

I have elves in an EDH deck.

... ( ._.)

Deck dimensions?

http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/parley-yarrr/

Boop?

 

[Barbas]

http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/parley-yarrr/

Boop?

I like those mostly for the art. I wish I'd kept my old Warhammer 40K cards from before 2000 some time. I can't even remember what the game was called.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm still bouncing off the walls over here!

 

[Barbas]

I'm still bouncing off the walls over here!

*Throws pot of honey*.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm still bouncing off the walls over here!

*Throws pot of honey*.

Ah! Honey! <color=blood>IT BURNS!!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm still bouncing off the walls over here!

*Throws pot of honey*.

Ah! Honey! <color=blood>IT BURNS!!

&#128049; *licks you better*

 

[Barbas]

So do we jump in the castle or does the castle itself jump?

 

[FPLOON]

I'm still bouncing off the walls over here!

*Throws pot of honey*.

Ah! Honey! <color=blood>IT BURNS!!

&#128049; *licks you better*

Spoiler: *How it feels when getting licked*

http://media.giphy.com/media/ZnnHMeC7iDSzC/giphy.gif

http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr61/sckpanhead/GIFs/Shivers.gif

 

[Evil Smurf]

So do we jump in the castle or does the castle itself jump?

it jumps other people for money.

 

[FPLOON]

So do we jump in the castle or does the castle itself jump?

it jumps other people for money.

And that why I'm broken in a few choice places by the castle itself...