Evil villian pet

[0p3rati0n]

If you were a evil villain what kind of animal would you keep as your pet and what would it's name be?

 

[khaimera]

It would be a penguin named Cornelious. Not very useful, but he'd keep me company while I took over the world.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

Actually I would have a creative pet, like Ozymandias. I want a tiger named Keanu.

 

[PartyMonkey]

I would have a unicorn...yes it might sound gay but you are evil and could make unicorns evil.

I see no flaw to this.

 

[The Kangaroo]

A penguin that, on command, manipulate people at the quantum level and turn them into gold.

 

[Lord_Gremlin]

Giant armored worm, named Fluffy.

 

[Fbuh]

Persian cat seems to be standard, but personally, I'd have to go with a platypus named Gozer the Gozerian.

 

[LockHeart]

I'm gonna go with something boring and conventional, like a dog.

A MASSIVE dog.

[sub]Try and find your way out of that one Bond![/sub]

 

[walls of cetepedes]

The http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corsac_Fox anyday.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

Giant armored worm, named Fluffy.

His armor should have spikes!

OT: A Wabasaur

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

A pet Hunchback called Igor.
[small]Yea, I know it's mean to keep a person as a pet, but I'm an evil villain, I don't really care.[/small]

The http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corsac_Fox anyday.

Or that. Definately that.

 

[Radeonx]

Tamed grizzly bears that can be ridden by me and my henchman.

Sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

Actually I would have a creative pet, like Ozymandias. I want a tiger named Keanu.

Or, for the sake of Austin Power's awesomeness, the laser sharks.

 

[Florion]

Something practical, like a dragon. Alternately, a highly impractical and unruly mutant (read: giant) porcupine so I can punish underlings I don't like by forcing them to take care of the creature for a week.

 

[Nargleblarg]

I'm gonna call him Mr. Bananas!!!

Spoiler

 

[ThreeWords]

An evil monkey, which is fully capable of it's own take-over-the-world schemes

Edit:

I'm gonna call him Mr. Bananas!!!

Spoiler

Ninja'd!

 

[El Poncho]

A cat ofcourse. If you think oh thats not very imaginative then I will go with a koala called Monty.

 

[oppp7]

A giant mantis shrimp named... Shrimpy. At a large enough size it could probably disintegrate people with its claws.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

The http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corsac_Fox anyday.

Or that. Definately that.

And according to Government legislation, it's perfectly legal to own one without a permit.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Ravens. Seven of them. They would have their own names, though they would also be numbered. A box of 20 internets for reference.

I also reserve the power to call upon countless ravens. Sure, a parliament of them might just be a little scary, but a gleaming ebony cloud of feather and claw propelled towards its intended target with the sole purpose of evil?

Imagine an incredibly fast and powerful raven that flew by you whilst clawing at you with its talons. Imagine the gash it makes before it wheels around to repeat itself, the pain and damage caused.

Now multiply that a thousand fold, a veritable cyclone of cawing darkness.

Naught but bones and blood would follow in their wake. It would be like GOW's Kryll meets Alfred Hitchcock.

Failing that... [http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/photo/under_water_1.jpg]

Oh right, names:

1- Shade
2- Harlequin
3- Rose
4- Angel
5- Luna
6- Sol
7- None (No, doesn't not have a name. His name is None.)

May not make sense for ravens, but they make sense for their alternate meanings. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, that is.