Evil villian pet

[j0z]

Probably have to go with a cat, because I love cats, and cats are the typical evil genius pet.
But this wouldn't be bad either:

The http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corsac_Fox anyday.

I'm gonna call him Mr. Bananas!!!

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That picture made my day.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Little do you know...

He is arranging for your death as you droll over his cuteness.

 

[sheic99]

An ocelot that after genetic experimentation can fight with dual revolvers.

 

[Blindrooster]

easy! a raptor! named cuddles. I would ride him everywhere i go.

 

[dududf]

Giant Ninja Chameleon shaped like a human, with a death star laser at his crotch.

Cookie for the crotch laser reference.

 

[Draxonicar]

An imp

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[Just_Karol]

All I want is Sharks With Frickin Laser Beams attached to their heads!
(I figure every ceature deserves a 'warm' meal).

 

[Jurassic Rob]

A pygmy elephant called Hefalump.

 

[cainx10a]

Little do you know...

He is arranging for your death as you droll over his cuteness.

Is that a baby hamster? The first couple I bought somehow managed to get around 10-15 little critters, and I had the shock of my life when I accidentally dropped one of them in their little house while playing with it. It spent like 10-15 minutes without moving and I was like, "holy shit, I just killed my 'grand child'". Then the little bastard started to move and run in circle. And months later, it did become my best friend. =D

And for evil pets, Penguins. nothing beat Penguins who want to kill you.

 

[RavingPenguin]

A ring tailed lemur named Cheeky that would swing from the rafters and dance around... What? super villians need entertainment too.

 

[Julianking93]

This:

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Do not mess with Darth Puppy.

 

[Oo Rev oO]

Platypus....because....their awesome...

 

[GermaniusX]

i'd have the most awesome evil creature in the world and that is the rabbit from monty python's Holy Grail

 

[0p3rati0n]

Mustela nivalis

The fuck?

Commonly known as a weasel. Sleek, smooth and vicious little bastards when cornered.

can't argue with that logic

this guy always had a hard time with just ONE weasel! I'd suggest getting the weasel that tortures him. It be perfect for you

 

[j1-2themax]

Black panther named Nightmare

Alternatively, an all-black house cat named Nightmare.

 

[Zacharine]

Hmm. If it was too dumb it would be useless (and an evil villain can't have a useless pet to distract him) and if it were smart enough to be of use to me, it would be smart enough to be turned against me by my enemies.

So, no pet.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

A komodo monitor without a doubt.

If I were female, I'd keep a scorpion in my handbag instead of one of those useless little dogs that bimbos go for.

 

[Zacharine]

Hmmmm i wonder could it be possible to have this?

Who would fuck with me now? WHO?

I will name him bubbles, and i will love him, and pet him, and stroke him, and feed him the souls of Sailors everydaay.

But how would you teach him? 'Bad Cthulhu' doesn't exactly cut it as admonishment now does it? And what about if it one day decides to see what your soul tastes like?

Or what about your sanity or the pen for that 'little' pet? I can't think of Cthulhu being at home anywhere where Euclidean geometry isn't getting sk**lf**ked.