Evil villian pet

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Keanu Reeves. Taped up.

 

[Casual Shinji]

This fat little bastard.

He's a fish eater and can strip the meat of your finger in one bite. Trust me, I know from personnel experience.

 

[Sassafrass]

A chicken I can only describe as arrogantly big.

He's gonna mess you up.

 

[Rigs83]

This is easy.
[HEADING=3]Behold Evil Cat Arthur!!![/HEADING]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF8fPkV9HNc[/youtube]

 

[MajoraPersona]

A tiger trained to be extra stealthy and go for the throat.

And I shall name him Alan Rickman and hope he never meets Bruce Willis, my pet armoured lion who is absolutely unbreakable and badass and also turns out to be a ghost.

 

[clicketycrack]

It would be a cross between all of the most badass of today's animals. So in other words, it would be a norwhal-tiger-polar bear-otter-bald eagle-Billy Mays-anaconda-candiru hybrid.

I would name him Patrick Atticus Connor.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Whiskers... half kitten half monkey. (points for the reference)

 

[AvsJoe]

I'd probably keep something ferocious and awesome, but tiny, like a bobcat or a wolverine. Either that or a lolcat.

 

[TheLazyKnight]

Ornithorhynchus anatinus

Spoiler

 

[The Kangaroo]

Whiskers... half kitten half monkey. (points for the reference)

Ah Dr.Jan-itor

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

A unicornus-rex.


That is a T-Rex with a unicorn head and tail.

 

[foxyboy]

T rex

 

[PolitikiL]

I would buy a fox, then a snake.
Then I would genetically combine the two to create a Snox.
Oh how I love McFluffington

 

[Drakmorg]

I'd have a magical talking raccoon, named George.
Not very evil you might think, but he's also a racist.
That seems pretty evil to me.

 

[G1eet]

A grizzly bear named Loki.

 

[The Great JT]

I would have a cloned pterodactyl named Howard.

 

[MrNades]

A little goblin named Steiny.

"STEINY!! Fetch me a Danish!!!"