Evil villian pet

[Soxafloppin]

A penguin, but a special one that resembles a little ninja.

 

[Kingsman]

I want a pet animal that, in the case of a hero barging in to confront me, I can just throw it at him and know he's not getting back up. Something like a wolverine, or a badger. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_badger] Maybe a mongoose.

I suppose I could just be boring and get a mastiff, but that's not nearly so interesting. OOO! A bobcat! Or a lynx!

 

[Ddgafd]

A white tiger called Acro. He would have lasers and bombs and cooking skills and a broom and toilet paper and guns and all this other stuff, that I don't have space for.

 

[standokan]

an android dragon, laser eyed, fire breath, poison claws and his name'll be zappa (after our cat after a rocker), if that doesn't work out a gerbill called peanut would be fine to.

 

[happysock]

A pet rock, that on command I could pick up and throw at passers by

 

[Internet Kraken]

I don't even need to think about my answer. It would be a colossal squid named Kraken.

I would also have a tiny crab named McKraken, to stab my enemies in the eyes with it's tiny claws.

 

[dark-amon]

A kraken. And then I would grow a beard of tentacles!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I would have a squid in a fishbowl. It would rest on my lap and I would call him

*dramatic music*

Mr. Giggles

 

[Danik93]

I'll have professor walrus from "Unforgotten Reals"

 

[paragon1]

A giant rooster named Cocky. Because you can't be a martyr if a chicken kills you. Even if it is giant.

 

[andrat]

A semi-sentient flying bullet. As in. It isn't fired. I just point at what I want dead, it flies over, hits them, comes back.