Ex bf/gf...How annoying are they?!

[Sweep117]

I tried to be nice and then he took avanged of that polite side of me and nailed me with the past shit.
The phone bills are safe. I'm ignoring him now.
Pretty lucky keeping them as friends. I don't know what this guy's problem is.

Guys are idiots. I'm a guy so I can say that with confidence.

I'm sure my exgf would have a few things to say in this thread if she were here. We broke up, I didn't handle it well, we stopped talking. After a few months we started talking again and now we're on good terms. We were friends before everything so we're back where we started. Kinda nice. All we needed was time, I guess.

 

[Xyphon]

I've had about 37 girlfriends (They cheat on me THAT fucking fast) and I must say, when they start sending you pictures of them fucking the guy they cheated with, it makes you want to rape a baby.

Edit: After reading what I just said, I have come to a conclusion.

I am fucking pathetic.

 

[Yoshemo]

My ex bf broke up with me because he didn't feel he was ready for love. Then 3 months later, he comes back wanting to be friends. But hes a complete jerk and I found out in the 3 months he was gone he had sex with 5 different guys! He didn't even date them or use a condom >.> I hope he gets herpes

 

[stompythebeast]

My exboyfriend has decided to come back to my town I live in. And he's blowing up my cellphone and house phone. He wants to meet up and hang out, grab something to eat or a drink. Yeah, like I'm going to drink anywhere near him. Might slip shit in my cup.
Anyhow, minus that, he's bringing up old shit from the past.
So damn annoying.

What's the most crazest, or perhaps just a simple story about your exgirlfriend or exboyfriend? Have they ever ran your nerves up the wall? Practically want to choke 'em?!

your failing, and your continue to fail unless you are very direct to your partners or ex partners on how you feel. Tell that idiot to f*ck off.

 

[BoxCutter]

Don't really speak to any of my ex's anymore, and if I did I would be willing to bet good money on our interactions being completely civil. Haven't really gone out with anyone crazy... I think.

 

[Frankydee]

My last girlfriend was pretty inconsistent being that she could never really decide what she really felt. Near the end of our relationship she hooked up with her old ex, had a steamy evening, then was too chickenshit to be honest with me about it.

So after the abrupt end, she still called, wanted to "be sure I was okay," or wanted to go do... something. So for about a month while she was still getting the idea that I didn't want anything to do with her, I at least allowed her all the fuzzy touchy feely crap before she FINALLY moved on.

Been single since, and it's quite nice I must say.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

girl... friend? Is this some foreign new technology or a new type of gum? Oh I know! It's a video game isn't it?

Yeah never had a girlfriend, never wanted one and thus I have no exs

 

[Mekado]

Never had much problems with ex's , the ones that were nice enough, and the break-off wasn't melodramatic or angry-like i still talk to, the ones that were crazy i told them to fu*k off...

And hey, sex with an ex-gf that just wants that is pretty nice, you still feel attached to her but there's no strings or "where were you last night?" >

 

[The_Chief]

i made my ex girlfriend cry. do i win a jack ass award or something?

 

[Noamuth]

My ex-girlfriend is my closest friend. She's awesome.

My only ex-boyfriend is a great mate, but apparently he still has feelings for me, so.. It's a bit awkward.

So.. Yeah. I've yet to have a raging/annoying ex. I'd like to keep it that way. XD

 

[Zacharine]

No problems - after that immature woman left me for my best friend (just as I was about to propose) I've wanted nothing to do with her.

Sure she tried to call me once I mailed her the receipt (and 'returned to shop' receipt as well) for the engagement ring. Sure, she wanted to meet and talk.

But she made her choice, I made mine. If she was immature enough to think dating my best friend would somehow help our relationship, then I don't want anything to do with her. If she really didn't respond to my feelings, it's a good thing we broke up instead of being unhappily married.

So, as far as I am concerned there is nothing between us. I harbour no ill will, but no special attachment either. If we happen to bumb to eachpther while out on town, I'll treat her like a distant friend: I'll make some polite small talk, ask her how she's been and wish her well once we part. But I'll make no effort to contact her and after those first few weeks after our break-up she hasn't made effort to contact me.

We keep a respectful distance and so far it has worked quite well.

My other girlfriends and I broke up quite peacefully and in friendly terms: we both knew there was not going to be anything serious because we didn't really match that well/other reasons, so we decided to end it while we were still 'ahead' so to speak. nothing akward or untoward has happened so far and I forsee no problems appearing later down the line. With these few ex-girlfriends I'm still in regular contact as a friend and we sometimes go have a night on town, as pure friends.

 

[dwightsteel]

My exboyfriend has decided to come back to my town I live in. And he's blowing up my cellphone and house phone. He wants to meet up and hang out, grab something to eat or a drink. Yeah, like I'm going to drink anywhere near him. Might slip shit in my cup.
Anyhow, minus that, he's bringing up old shit from the past.
So damn annoying.

What's the most crazest, or perhaps just a simple story about your exgirlfriend or exboyfriend? Have they ever ran your nerves up the wall? Practically want to choke 'em?!

I've told this story before, but to cut it down: Once upon a time, I was a dick. Or as Paul Rudd so aptly put it, "a dickish dick". I didn't take my relationships seriously, and I was kind of constantly pushing the boundaries, sometimes even breaking them.

I fooled around, and I did it a lot.

My GF at the time found out, and offered to stay with me if I reeled it in, and committed myself, and promised no more cheating.



I broke up with her. Like, immediately even.

In kind of a surprise twist, she swore revenge. Straight up, no exaggeration. She told me that she'd make sure that I'd never have a happy relationship again. Fucking vindictive, right?

Unbeknownst to her, I had sworn off relationships at the time, opting for less stability, and more play. To her word, every girl she saw or heard about me being with, she'd find a way to contact them, and tell each girl of my selfish ways. She'd normally get laughed off the phone, as the girls would often tell her "it was just a one night stand..." After over a year and a half of this and 8 or 9 girls, she finally gave up, although I think the big reason behind that was I moved.

The post script to the story, was when I went back through the area to visit old friend, I ran in to her at an old hangout, and she invited me back to her apartment, to which I promptly declined.

I'll be fair though, I appreciate her in the sense that she's my one big, great, ex story.

Thats incredibly impressive. I applaud.

Why thank you! It's always nice to be appreciated for my douchebaggery. They are almost always my favorite stories to tell.

 

[dwightsteel]

i made my ex girlfriend cry. do i win a jack ass award or something?

....at one point or another I've made every single one of my exes cry. Usually more then once. Believe me, you have a lot of catching up to do for that award.

 

[manaman]

Exes are really annoying, especially when they threaten to call the cops if you don't stop calling them.

Then stop calling them when they ask the first time.

Been stalked before, crazy Mormon girl. Not much fun.

What, you mean...stalking is...BAD? D=

Apparently. Who knew? Mama always told me if she says no just keep asking.

Then again mama was in the nuthouse I really should have ignored everything she said.

 

[Rotukai]

most annoying thing for me? When i used to live with my ex whenever i even looked at my xbox360 she would think i thought it was more important than her lol i was even given a time limit of an hour a day on it and it had to be when she was at work lol.

 

[deletemeplease107]

All my exes are like my best friends now... hell i even still have benifits with one still and its been a year ;P

 

[DRADIS C0ntact]

I've tried to be friends with my ex'es, but in each situation it was very awkward. Of course, I'm sure I was at fault each time. I was an immature teen without the luxury of having the friendship of good people. I was very lonely back then, thus I found it difficult to let go after a breakup and remain "just friends". Somewhere along the line I realized this about myself and tried to change it, but I knew the damage had already been done and likely couldn't be repaired. So I walked away. It's been years since I contacted any of my ex'es. Wouldn't even know how to go about it now even if I wanted to.

 

[dallan262]

yeah im seem to get on with all my exs mind you ones turning into a bit of a stalker and the other she can be a bit of a ***** at times but still good friends with ones im too sociable to stop talkin to someone just because we as a couple didnt work out

 

[Cilliandrew]

My best friend's sister(who i admit was hawt as hell, but apparently was a late bloomer and didn't realize it) asked me out. I struggled with the "should i date my friend's sister or no?" issue. She was gorgeous. I'm a man. I gave in.

We dated for 2 years. She told me she'd never been this happy before. She knew she was going to marry me. I believed her.


She cheated on me (she had a new circle of friends in her life who didn't like me, and suggested she could do better). She then tried to avoid me for 2 straight weeks, not wanting to talk about what was going on with us.

I finally confronted her. She told me she wanted to break up.

I cried in front of her (i never cry. i truly loved this girl), but respected her wishes and stayed out of her life for 4 months.


She apparently was expecting a ticker tape parade for dumping me, but was instead greeted with much jeering because by all of our mutual friends i was considered about the best guy they'd ever known. She was not happy that she wasn't getting the sympathy she felt she should. She began spreading every rumour under the sun about me. I was gay. I liked to wear women's underwear. I verbally abused her. I was not supportive of her art.

I confronted her. She backed down. I stayed out of her life again.

She came and found me in a bar one night and sat down and we had a heart to heart. She told me she missed me, and she wanted things to be cool between us again. I said "Fine.". She asked me to come out with her one night. I said "ok". I showed up at the designated bar, she was with friends and went off on me about how i was "Stalking her" and "she told me to stay away." I was set up. I left. I planned on never seeing her again.

Met a new girl. She was doing a poetry reading at the bar my ex worked at. She begged me to come. I was hesitant, but sucked it up and went. The ex saw me with the new girl, and stormed out of the bar. Later that night i discovered my car had been severely defaced with key scratches.

To this day (and this is 8 years later), i still see indications that my ex is tracking what i do. Out of the blue i will receive a friend request on facebook from one of HER friends who really have no reason to talk to me. In the early stages, i would accept them, but the emails and message that they sent me were obviously intended to pry info out of my life for the ex. I have learned to block them.

At my place of employment, she started "having smokes" directly outside my office window. This happend fairly often (at least 3 times a week) for a good month. I finally confronted her on this. She claimed ignorance.

When my son was born, my ex sent me a message of congratulation. I responded simply with "Thanks. You have alot of nerve." I then blocked her in every fashion i could.

 

[Blow_Pop]

my exs either have death threats on them or we're really good friends.