Explain a Plot Badly!

[ScrabbitRabbit]

Inspired by the hashtag (I know, I know ) on Twitter: "ExplainAMoviePlotBadly." Basically, think of a story of some description and explain it in as silly/misleading way as possible whilst still being technically accurate.

Here's mine and I'm gonna let you try and guess what it is:

Amateur space wizard blows up star of some description.

 

[Elfgore]

Pft, easy. Star Wars: A New Hope.

A man with multiple-personality disorder fights an army of space squids.

 

[Barbas]

Future Diary, sounds like.

Some whiny dude with a bowl-cut has to go learn to play with glowsticks in a swamp and gets his hand cut off.

 

[Drummodino]

The Empire Strikes Back, duh.

A clown robs a bank and picks a fight with a very angry, rich man. A third man falls from grace.

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

The Dark Knight

"Honey, our daughter is inside the TV again! Should we call that short lady back?"

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Sounds like Poltergeist

A boy that looks and sounds like a girl sets off to find treasure with a bunch of puppets

 

[xmbts]

Muppet pirates?

Angry teens fight Godzilla and punch god in the face.

 

[Drummodino]

Dark Souls.

A chosen one fights an ancient dragon... or just fucks around stealing cheese and cabbages.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Spiderman

Some stupid nobles who are almost constantly fucking and killing eachother try to become king of a bunch backwards poor people.

 

[Elfgore]

It?

A bunch of midgets have to take a piece of jewelry to a volcano.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Lord of the Rings

A cab driver needs to take a woman to Northen Africa

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Muppet pirates?

Angry teens fight Godzilla and punch god in the face.

Very close, Muppet Treasure Island

OT: Red Dead Redemption.....[sub]please tell me I'm right[/sub]

A man with severe anger issues must kill the god who tricked him into killing his own family and brutally killing those who stand in his path

 

[kingofkumquats]

God of War

Earth gets blown up. An alien and his English friend leave in the nick of time. Hilarity Ensues.

 

[Malbourne]

Don't panic! I think it's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!

A portly fellow with jaundice tries to catch a meal while running to and fro through his haunted house.

 

[Rabbitboy]

OT: Ain't got a clue. v_v

the Fifth element

OT: No idea

Some boring dude is playing a simulation as another boring dude. This is dude is slightly less boring since has to assasinate 9 people who are being massive dicks for some reason.

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

Assassin's Creed (?)

And Malbourne's is Pac-Man. That one I know for sure.

After a food poisoning outbreak, a war veteran with a drinking problem successfully lands a great big Tylenol with wings.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Airplane, it has to be.

1 human, a git who used to be a human, a robot, a cat with fashion sense, and a crappy A.I explore space looking for earth and constantly find ways of getting home faster but never use them.

 

[Malbourne]

Red Dwarf, Dalek. It's Red Dwarf. Dalek. It's Red Dwarf, Dalek.

A blue-collar bloke takes on a serious pipe problem to help out his girlfriend.

 

[kingofkumquats]

Super Mario Bros.

Two simulation armies fight an endless war with each other. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Drummodino]

Super Mario?

Um... I'm coming up empty

A man and a girl travel across America in fear of fungi.