Explain a Plot Badly!

[Not G. Ivingname]

Ice Climbers!

Spoiler: Two brothers drive around because of daddy issues.

Supernatural

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

A dude with an awesome cell phone causes car crashes at intersections all day.

 

[kingofkumquats]

Watch Dogs

A detective travels to find a girl, deals with bees. Unintentional hilarity ensues.

 

[TheRiddler]

2. Thor?

An alien fights giant spiky salt shakers with a household tool modified to make noises.

 

[Twintix]

OT: ...Primal. I got nothing.

Soul Music.

OT: I have no idea.

A shrunken teen genius tries to turn back to normal. People drop like flies where-ever he goes.

 

[ilayoeli]

Watch Dogs

A detective travels to find a girl, deals with bees. Unintentional hilarity ensues.

Bioshock Infinite?

 

[Rabbitboy]

A shrunken teen genius tries to turn back to normal. People drop like flies where-ever he goes.

Detective Conan

2 fallen angels need to earn their way back into heaven by killing ghosts.

 

[kailus13]

Watch Dogs

A detective travels to find a girl, deals with bees. Unintentional hilarity ensues.

The Wicker Man?

Magical jesus deigns to let other people do stuff before ending everything in five minutes.His little sister says "Onii-sama" a lot

 

[Drummodino]

The Passion of The Christ.

Two brothers perform a taboo ritual. Later they work for the military.

 

[Elfgore]

Lord of War?

A guy who never speaks somehow begins the revolution against alien overlords.

 

[Elfgore]

That's gotta be the Pick of Destiny. Gotta be!

A mortician falls in love and marries a rich, old, and abusive woman. Eventually he snaps and kills her.

 

[Drummodino]

Lord of War?

Full Metal Alchemist actually.

OT: Um... I ain't gotta clue.

A bike courier transports a package that explodes and gives him superpowers.

 

[Rabbitboy]

A bike courier transports a package that explodes and gives him superpowers.

Infamous. Though if I remember correctly they never mentiond him being a bike courier in the first game.

A girl with the power to read minds eventually comes out of her shell and falls in love with an idiot. (Hint: It's infamous for having a misleading first episode)

No idea.

A forrest is getting destroyed by humans. Thus the animals that live in it decide to band together and move to a nature reserve.

 

[Fractral]

A forrest is getting destroyed by humans. Thus the animals that live in it decide to band together and move to a nature reserve.

Farthing wood?

A bunch of dead high school kids decide to take revenge on god (anime).

 

[Malbourne]

A bunch of dead high school kids decide to take revenge on god (anime).

Angel Beats! And even if I'm not right, I'm crying now.

A woodland creature and his buddy strive to prevent an evil rotund genius from crafting a robotic army and taking over the world, one ring at a time.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Sonic the Hedgehog!

big machines fight big monsters!

a boy endeavors to prove everyone wrong about mythical creatures

a warrior of black and white battles an army of wolves and gorillas lead by a peacock, learns of his tragic past.

 

[Elfgore]

First is Pacific Rim. The second is... I don't know. The third, I really wanna fuckin' see.

A social outcast must prove the wild animals mean his fellow vikings no harm.

 

[Malbourne]

First is Pacific Rim. The second is... I don't know. The third, I really wanna fuckin' see.

A social outcast must prove the wild animals mean his fellow vikings no harm.

Kung Fu Panda 2, and the peacock is voiced by Gary Oldman. Yes, everybody should see it.

And your suggestion seems like too big a Dreamworks coincidence to make me think you haven't see Panda: How to Train Your Dragon?

 

[Porygon-2000]

Giant robot gets hit on head. Antics ensue!