Explain Why You are the Sexiest User!

[Andy Shandy]

Because...

Spoiler: Look at the sexy fucker in the kilt

Llllllllllllllllladies

In fact take that and minus somewhere in the region of 4-5 stone.

 

[Muspelheim]

Why? Well, I am the prettiest Blackshirt in town.

"Muspelheim, what are you thinking about..?"

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/2565/d3v3.png

 

[EeveeElectro]

Spoiler

It's okay, you can all stop posting now, I've won.

Spoiler: Not so fast!

Aw, yiss!

How's that for sexy?

Eh, think I'm sexier.

Spoiler

It's okay, you can all stop posting now, I've won.

Bonus Gromit in the background!

I'm at my boyfriend's, there's so many weird things here I've stopped questioning it.

 

[hazabaza1]

In the Pure Fun chat I have recently proven how I am the dice master and as we all know dice are sexy.

Spoiler: Sexy dice master

 

[Abomination]

I might not be the sexiest user on the Escapist but I certainly am the sexistist user on the Escapist.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am the sexiest, just look baby.
http://i.imgur.com/jxOr0G6.jpg
Yes, that is a Lindsey Stirling shirt.

 

[Aphromite]

Because nothing says sexy quite like the sheer horror of having been caught outside.

Spoiler

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Because nothing says sexy quite like the sheer horror of having been caught outside.

Spoiler

I like a man with priorities.

Ladies? Fuck that, I'm outside, I don't want that shit.

 

[Spambot 3000]

WARNING: PURE, UNADULTERATED SEXINESS INCOMING

Spoiler

huehuehuehue

 

[Haakmed]

Easy.... Just check out my Steam library! nuff said

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Spoiler

It's okay, you can all stop posting now, I've won.

....

I have two things to say about that.

1) You have really pretty hair! I love the color!

2) ... your tongue is very long. I find that... very appealing.

In the Pure Fun chat I have recently proven how I am the dice master and as we all know dice are sexy.

Spoiler: Sexy dice master

Ooo, dice are sexy. Did I previously know you were a tabletop gamer? Because I find that very attractive....

OT:

Why am I the sexiest? Well, there are many reasons.

I can pull off a monokini.

I'm friendly. Very friendly.

And, most importantly, I'm a teacher. The only thing that can trump Sexy Librarian is Sexy Teacher.

You all know you're hot for teacher!

 

[mitchell271]

I beat all of you guys, I've won.
Playing guitar in my university rowing hoodie. And I can cook well!
I can never bring people over though, all the mirrors in my house are broken. They show an ugly guy whenever I stand in front of them :(
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[Easton Dark]

And, most importantly, I'm a teacher. The only thing that can trump Sexy Librarian is Sexy Teacher.

I challenge you head on, for not only am I a student teacher, but I also currently... work in a library.

You can not defeat this monstrously evil and sexy alliance.

And shut up, male librarians can be hot.

 

[Angelous Wang]

<spoiler=To Good For Eyes>

Is it just a me or maybe a picture trick ... by I swear that girl only has half a right arm? Not that I'm saying that doesn't make her attractive or anything, I'm being sure my eyes aren't malfunctioning here.

 

[EeveeElectro]

-snip-

Thank you! ^.^ it's a bright red which doesn't show on that pic cos I used the crappy front camera...
And my long tongue has served me very well in the past hehe.

No doubt you're the sexiest here! I think we can all agree we love you for it xD

 

[Something Amyss]

Very minute and hardly worth mentioning.

And you need both and a friend to get the full experience?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Very minute and hardly worth mentioning.

And you need both and a friend to get the full experience?

Hmmm...

That gives me an idea, involving a clone and 2 attractive ladies.


...

Be right back, causing a singularity.

 

[Evil Smurf]

And, most importantly, I'm a teacher. The only thing that can trump Sexy Librarian is Sexy Teacher.

I challenge you head on, for not only am I a student teacher, but I also currently... work in a library.

You can not defeat this monstrously evil and sexy alliance.

And shut up, male librarians can be hot.

I've got the oddest mental image ever You don't have any bondage gear do you?

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Can't be arsed for a pic, but I've got the best beard.