I hate a fairly good portion of the shit people say, but the most recurring one is:
"You've got to break some eggs to make an omelet"
which is essentially the same as saying "The ends justify the means."
To anyone who has ever said this, I say I fucking hate you. If your actions are wrong in themselves, then nothing else you do is going to make up for that. If you truly must do something you know is wrong/illegal for some greater good, then be prepared to face the consequences and don't make shitty excuses.
Apologies to anyone who has said the first phrase in the literal sense, since it is true, you do need some eggs for an omelet....
Jedoro said:
-"It could be worse."
-"It could be a whole lot better, too, jackass!"
This reminds me of a proverb I saw, which I actually like: "and a voice spoke to me saying 'Laugh and be happy, for it could be worse.' So I laughed, and was happy, and it got worse."