Hey, what you got against us rednecks, you probably just live "up the road a piece anyway you stupid liberal"TOO S0BER said:
Expressions/sayings you hate
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Heh, that translates to staffroom speak too according to my history teacher, he's always bitching about how the senior members of staff want to "toutch base" with him or "blue sky" an idea...Cpt_Oblivious said:
What the fuck does that even mean?
Personally, I don't like "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" Can be true, but more often than not, they're just another enemy.
Love conquers all is probably one of my most hated.
Weird, I've never heard that one.Spaceman_Spiff said:
i sell very expensive construction boots and every customer i get either says "i walk on my feet" or "im on my feet all day at work" and its like, no shit, i could have guessed that you dont walk on your hands.
I don't really have a problem with "lol" if it's used humorously and it's pronounced like "lawl" rather than "l-o-l." I will say, though, that "OMG" doesn't work, and when this girl said it out loud in my science class I responded with "STFU."Aitruis said:
I'd say any phrases used by airheaded valley girls. I won't list them, but you know just what I'm talking about. Also, the term zombie killing. They're already dead, you can't kill a corpse!
"No offence but/I don't mean to be nasty but..."
Yes you do mean to be nasty, and yes you do want to offend me, that's why you're saying it.
Yes you do mean to be nasty, and yes you do want to offend me, that's why you're saying it.
"Look where you last left it."
If I knew where I last left it, I wouldn't be looking for it now would I dipshit?
If I knew where I last left it, I wouldn't be looking for it now would I dipshit?
"I could care less" pisses me off because it's Not Fucking Right.JordanDH said:
It's been ballsed up by the Americans, somehow.
The original, and CORRECT phrase is: "I could NOT care less" - implying that the speaker could NOT care any less than he or she already does about the situation.
"I COULD care less" implies that the speaker actually DOES care about the situation.
Do some people really not THINK what they're saying, merely repeating what dumbasses on TV bleat?
"Retarted" could work if you were describing someone who was both mentally disabled AND a whore...heh, geddit?JordanDH said:
I'm glad there is someone out there who can see my rage is wholly justified. I gave up A Level English Language because there's just no point these days - the language is well and truly raped in all directions all the time by idiots.
And it's also more work and less fun than Music.