Eye-rolling-ly Stupid Deaths in Games

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Saxnot

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skywolfblue said:
shrekfan246 said:
I've died from falling damage multiple times in World of Warcraft.

And I don't mean I was in combat and accidentally ran off a cliff or something, though that's happened once or twice as well.

No, I've jumped off the rises in Shattrath, I've fallen from Dalaran, I've leaped off of Wyrmrest Tower, dismounted above Stormwind (I'm a warlock, I was trying to see if I could save myself by using the teleport they got - It rarely worked as planned), fallen off the Darnassus Tree of Life, and fallen in the lava in Ironforge.

EDIT: Fun anecdote, actually. I was level 80 when I fell in the lava in Ironforge, so I actually had enough health to spend ten minutes assembling a group with fellow guild members, one of whom was another warlock, and have them summon me out of the lava to Dalaran.
QFT. The Aldor rise in Shattrath was just cruel. That elevator claimed so many lives.

I especially love the part where you click your flying mount and proceed to jump off a cliff.

...Only you mis-clicked, and it's your ground mount. It's a very Wile-E-Coyote moment as you plunge to the ground.
This is pretty old-timey, but i remember dying about 5 times from falling off the elevator to Thunder bluff. the tauren model did not fit properly inside that tiny cage thingy
 

Festus Moonbear

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Lots and lots of falling-off-ladder deaths in 90s FPS games. Sure, Trevelyan is tough, but the ladder down to the helicopter platform is the real Final Boss of Goldeneye.
 

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There wasn't enough lock outs in ME3. There should have been a plethora of situations that could only arise if you ticked specific boxes in the first and second game. Fuck the people who just started - they can get the default experience (which is still more than enough) and if they really want to they can go back and make their own story with their own outcomes. It's not like Mass Effect was some indie series that no one knew about - if you didn't play the Mass Effect series until the third game came along you shouldn't expect to have a customised playthrough, its your own fault.

That is a part of the reason most long time Mass Effect fans were disgruntled with the last game. The choices you made meant almost nothing at the end because the developers were too concerned with making it generic so everyone could play it.
Exactly how I feel, even if it also makes me feel a little bit like an arsehole to boot! BioWare released a DLC for ME2 that allowed you to box-tick the major decisions, which also didn't really sit right with me. I know it makes me / us sound elitist but that's something I / we will have to live with. If it makes the masses who started with ME2 or ME3 any better, I am only just getting started with the "prequel" novels and I feel like I have let Mass Effect down somehow by leaving it this long. Sorry, guys!

As for most embarassing death in a game...well I have quite the list to choose from as I can be pretty inept when I want to be! I'd have to say that a death in my last playthrough of Fallout: New Vegas ranks pretty high in the "Whoopsy-daisy" award nominations.

I was sneaking past that railyard with the blind deathclaws in it, you know the ones - the ones that point at you despite being blind! Anyway, I was sneaking past but I had a gun drawn in case I was rumbled. It was all going terribly well until I sneezed, which made me accidentally click the left mouse button, thus making my character fire off a round. Now if the noise wasn't enough, through sheer fluke / bad luck, the bullet struck a Deathclaw that was beyond the draw-distance (I got a "Sneak Critical Hit" notification), which alerted the rest of the pack, who promtly reduced my character to mince.
 

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143 pages in one day. you sir deserve a medal for this one.
looks like forums have failed to show the amount of pages correctly, darn.

Well i kept dieing in minecraft by falling into a pit i dug myself to trap enemies. i did it like 5 times in an hour, then decided to build a ladder.

i died in in World of tanks by ramming artillery. the way ramming works there is the heavier you are the more damage you do. a heavy tank rams a measly small artillery and explodes, that was a sight.
A friend also told his most stupid death in Eve yesterday. He launched a bomb with a Manticore, and then few right into that bomb himself, effectively suicide.
 

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MGS Snake eater

Shooting a knocked out ocelot in the head to see what happens. PROTIP*:bad things.
Damn time paradoxes.

For me I could list so many stupid deaths in Dark Souls although my last one tops it pretty well, there was a big pit with about 5 very hard to fight enemies, at this time I had 60000 souls which is a hell of a lot, and I tried throwing fireballs into the pit, they didn't work so I tried moving closer and then fell in, got all my equipment destroyed and lost all of those souls. Instant rage quit.
 

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lapan said:
Fought Gwyn with my Dual Bonewheelshield guy. Suddenly GFWL had a hickup and i got disconnected and thrown back to the start menu. When i reload it sets me outside the fog door with zero health left and i die.
Wouldn't any death you experience while dual-wielding Bone-Wheel-Shields be a stupid death because, you know, you're dual-wielding Bone-Wheel-Shields? I'm aware I may be missing something.

OT: Those few times in Dishonoured when I've gone for a gigantic drop-assassination and missed. A supernatural bringer of death, has ghosted entire precincts of the City Watch and left narry a trace save for the occasional blood-smear on the cobblestones. Falls four storeys and smacks the pavement and dies in a crumpled heap right in front of a very startled guard. Smooth.
 

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EeviStev said:
lapan said:
Fought Gwyn with my Dual Bonewheelshield guy. Suddenly GFWL had a hickup and i got disconnected and thrown back to the start menu. When i reload it sets me outside the fog door with zero health left and i die.
Wouldn't any death you experience while dual-wielding Bone-Wheel-Shields be a stupid death because, you know, you're dual-wielding Bone-Wheel-Shields? I'm aware I may be missing something.

OT: Those few times in Dishonoured when I've gone for a gigantic drop-assassination and missed. A supernatural bringer of death, has ghosted entire precincts of the City Watch and left narry a trace save for the occasional blood-smear on the cobblestones. Falls four storeys and smacks the pavement and dies in a crumpled heap right in front of a very startled guard. Smooth.
They are surprisingly effective. I actually have a playlist of me beating every Dark Souls boss with Dual Bonewheelshields on my youtube account (some of them even NG+ because i only started recording halfway in). I played through the entire game with those weapons as soon as I had enough strength to wield them. You will have to enchant them though since they have no scaling at all.
 

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Karoshi said:
skywolfblue said:
shrekfan246 said:
I've died from falling damage multiple times in World of Warcraft.

And I don't mean I was in combat and accidentally ran off a cliff or something, though that's happened once or twice as well.

No, I've jumped off the rises in Shattrath, I've fallen from Dalaran, I've leaped off of Wyrmrest Tower, dismounted above Stormwind (I'm a warlock, I was trying to see if I could save myself by using the teleport they got - It rarely worked as planned), fallen off the Darnassus Tree of Life, and fallen in the lava in Ironforge.

EDIT: Fun anecdote, actually. I was level 80 when I fell in the lava in Ironforge, so I actually had enough health to spend ten minutes assembling a group with fellow guild members, one of whom was another warlock, and have them summon me out of the lava to Dalaran.
QFT. The Aldor rise in Shattrath was just cruel. That elevator claimed so many lives.

I especially love the part where you click your flying mount and proceed to jump off a cliff.

...Only you mis-clicked, and it's your ground mount. It's a very Wile-E-Coyote moment as you plunge to the ground.
Even worse when you have over 10,000 deaths.
The majority of which are from dying in raids, but falling is a close second.
And you're a priest.

Though the best by far was when I died while dead. Yup, I died from exhaustion while already dead. Nice logic there.
It's even more embarassing if you are a mage with Slow Fall, haha.

Apart from that, Uncharted 2. Oops, jumped of the building - death and dramatic music. Fell of a ledge - death and dramatic music. A drop of two metres - death and dramatic music.
It just felt stupid after 10th time I died in the same half an hour. This never happened to me in Assassins Creed *grumble*
 

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Nimbly evading the mighty axe swing of the Iron Golem of Bell Gargoyles in Dark Souls by swiftly dodge rolling right off the roof and falling to your death.

It's happened more than I care to admit.
 

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Battlefield 3 campaign. My friend reached the room where one of the characters was killed on camera. He was just messing around jumping on the chair, when it suddenly glitched and catapulted towards the ceiling, insta-killing him. He never messed with chairs after that...
 

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X-Com:

I Typically take two squad medics into a fight, one was already bleeding out and the second one was on his way to stabilise(but in cover). There were two alien Mutons(big guys with big guns) in play. My assualt trooper (with silly high amounts of health) had run right in front of one of them fired and promptly missed (somehow). The only character with action points was a psychic heavy, who had a very small chance of hitting it so tried using a psychic power. I only had one that wasn't on cooldown and that was Psipanic, which makes an enemy panic act unpredictably potentially shoot at his own team and skip his next go. Figuring the worst that could happen was that my assault tropper would take plasma to the face(which he should be able to handle, what with all the health) and the best would be he would turn round and shoot his friend, I gave that a go. The Muton did indeed panic, in his panic he promptly shot and killed my medic who was at the limit of his vision. There went my best 2 medics, the only one in barracks was at a very low rank and was not up to the job.
 

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Had a couple in Black Ops 2 last night.Playing Domination on Yemen I run to capture the B flag at the beginning.As I reach it I hold the b button to dive to prone only to completely overshoot it and plunge into the nearby ravine resulting in a suicide.What makes it worse is I did the exact same thing a few minutes later

MetalDooley mistakes were made
 

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When it comes to plot deaths, (spoilers by the way) Kat's death in Halo Reach was the dumbest thing I've experienced. She was shot once...by a needle-rifle. Granted it was in the back of the head but it was one shot! She had no reason to have her shields switched off, especially when you're at war, on your homeworld, with enemies surrounding you.

As for dumb deaths I did to myself though...I feel like every time I lose in a fighting game, to the first person, when the difficulty is 1 or 1 star, I can't help but feel like an idiot.
 

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shrekfan246 said:
I've died from falling damage multiple times in World of Warcraft.

And I don't mean I was in combat and accidentally ran off a cliff or something, though that's happened once or twice as well.

No, I've jumped off the rises in Shattrath, I've fallen from Dalaran, I've leaped off of Wyrmrest Tower, dismounted above Stormwind (I'm a warlock, I was trying to see if I could save myself by using the teleport they got - It rarely worked as planned), fallen off the Darnassus Tree of Life, and fallen in the lava in Ironforge.

EDIT: Fun anecdote, actually. I was level 80 when I fell in the lava in Ironforge, so I actually had enough health to spend ten minutes assembling a group with fellow guild members, one of whom was another warlock, and have them summon me out of the lava to Dalaran.
Well actually on my server (Shadow Council ) there was a sport of sorts largely for tanks for a while around the time of burning crusade called "Mushroom Diving". The idea was to put on as much HP granting gear as possible and then jump off of progressively higher mushrooms in the swamp area in the BC areas (the name eludes me). It started about survival, but then turned into contests to see if people could do the math right to land with exactly 1 hit point left (or as close as possible).

Since it was just for bragging rights, I think that counts as "stupid deaths". :)
 

Chairman Miaow

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Thane's death in ME3 was so stupid. Kai Leng is easily the worst thing about ME3