*Facepalm* I cant believe i know you

[AWAR]

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I was in pizza hut and my friends were already sited and waiting for me. They were literally laughing for 2 hours as though they were high something.. On the way they told me the reason: .. well it's so ridiculous im too bored to post it here, let's just say it was a really bad joke >.<

 

[Kortney]

Had one friend in Year 8 who would say stupid stuff all the time. "Don't you hate it when you forget to breathe?"

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

I recently discovered that one of my oldest friends has had his ballsack pierced...do I win?

 

[thefire]

"isnt chocholate a nut?" (talking about allergies)
Luckily i dont count this person as a friend but i can assure you everyone in earshot facepalmed.

Well it's made from a bean or seed, I'm not sure which, but some alternatives are made from the carob nut. So I can see why they'd be confused.

yeh i can see where your coming from but it was a facepalm moment, you had to be there.

Another friend "wait, fish isnt a vegetable" (talking about vegetarians)

 

[S.R.S.]

Someone I know once said: "WHAT THE FUCK! Does WTF mean?!"

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Someone I know once said: "WHAT THE FUCK! Does WTF mean?!"

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Dude...I laughed.

You should have say... "Wonkey thesis funkbean"

 

[grimsprice]

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[S.R.S.]

Someone I know once said: "WHAT THE FUCK! Does WTF mean?!"

...

Dude...I laughed.

You should have say... "Wonkey thesis funkbean"

WTF does that mean?

Everyone else laughed though. I felt terribly embarrassed. How the hell did I know him?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I have many a friends that sometimes make me facepalm with their stupidity..but i have the same and we both laugh it off eventually.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Someone I know once said: "WHAT THE FUCK! Does WTF mean?!"

...

Dude...I laughed.

You should have say... "Wonkey thesis funkbean"

WTF does that mean?

Everyone else laughed though. I felt terribly embarrassed. How the hell did I know him?

It's means...absolute nonsense! XD

It was a sarcastic remark to use.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

it's funny, whenever someone died of swine flu here I'd always think "lucky Bastards" or even the people who got the swine flu (nothing ever happens to me) also I have this friend who had a wicked kick ass job and a wicked kick ass boss and he goes and screws it up by not going in for a day (cant remember why) and never called in to say why

 

[Omegatronacles]

It's not a friend story, but I used to work ADSL tech support, and had one lady tell me that I was responsible for the death of kittens because I couldn't fix her connection.

That was an interesting phone call.

 

[Enigmers]

Also, wasn't swine flu just as virulent as normal flu, with the people who died from it having other vulnerabilities and medical conditions that compromised immunity?

The scary thing about swine flu wasn't how many people it killed, it was the fact that it didn't seem to follow the normal flu season cycle (ie people dying in the middle of summer).

I think the media hyped it because they thought it was as deadly as the Spanish flu (spoiler: it wasn't).

 

[Jaedon]

Well I was going to post something but an even better facepalm moment is the guy thinking it's ok to date a friend's ex without the decency to ask and the people who agreed with him! The only good that comes from that is you show your friend just what a jerk you are and he can lose you as a friend now before you backstab him later on. So.. a big /facepalm to you people.

 

[The Heik]

Canada doesnt have the best health care.. Neither does America.. No countrys Health Care is truly good.. To be honest they all suck more or less. Its to bad really..

Oh and one time my friend said "The Game" And then i punched him so hard his grand children would feel it..

What is "The Game"? And why would you punch him because of that?

 

[Chrono180]

I once signed up for an "Enviromental science" course. I dropped it after about 3 weeks because the teacher was either a pathological liar, or just one of the biggest idiots I have ever met. Among the "Facts" he tried to teach us:

Pasteurization of milk destroys people's immune system.
Black holes don't exist
AIDS was spread in North America almost solely by a flight attendent named Gaetan Dugas (not sure on the spelling there) and you can catch it from shaking hands with an infected person.

 

[KosherGreenBean]

This one girl in my government class in high school was soooooooooooooo stupid. We were talking about minorities in politics, and we got on the topic about Asians in politics and she asked (seriously), "Well, what if they're half Asian and half Japanese?"
There was silence until I said, "Katie, what do you think Japanese is?"
"I don't know."
*facepalm*