*Facepalm* I cant believe i know you

[UnmotivatedSlacker]

i recently discovered that one of my friends is into BDSM o.o

That's...bondage right?

unfortunately... yes. (BDSM by itself is already pretty sick, but my friend is 17 just like me, which makes it even sicker)

You probably have so kind of "sick" fetish yourself. Also why does it bother you? Is he trying to get you in on it or constantly talking about it, because if he isn't, I say get over it since it's not a big deal.

wow dude, sorry if i offended you, but i was just answering the question(s) in this topic...

Forget about it, personally I'm not in to it either. It just kinda annoyed me because it seemed like you were looking down on him a bit because of his fetish. Sorry if I sounded overly harsh.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

i recently discovered that one of my friends is into BDSM o.o

That's...bondage right?

unfortunately... yes. (BDSM by itself is already pretty sick, but my friend is 17 just like me, which makes it even sicker)

You probably have so kind of "sick" fetish yourself. Also why does it bother you? Is he trying to get you in on it or constantly talking about it, because if he isn't, I say get over it since it's not a big deal.

wow dude, sorry if i offended you, but i was just answering the question(s) in this topic...

Forget about it, personally I'm not in to it either. It just kinda annoyed me because it seemed like you were looking down on him a bit because of his fetish. Sorry if I sounded overly harsh.

i am certainly not looking down on him, we are still friends (it's just that i personally find it disgusting)

 

[internetzealot1]

One of my friends believes that Rage Against the Machine is pro-terrorist.

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

I AM that guy.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

One of my friends (on this site btw, no names though You know who you are) came up to me with a really shocked expression and tells me. "OMG, did you know that, in the bible, there are some passages against homosexuals! How can they have that in a religious book! Bearly anyone knows about it!" Erm, everyone knows?

A girl in my class freaked out when a cat yawned because she was unaware cats had mouths. Seriously she was like "HOLY SHIT THAT CAT HAS A MOUTH!" And looks around at us surprised as if expecting the same reaction. I actually hate her with a passion. It was beyond facepalm. It was beyond words. We are 16. She ceased to be human.

The NHS is pretty damn good for how much we pay for it per person. Your healthcare is one of the worst in western society.

 

[Danny Ocean]

Canada doesnt have the best health care.. Neither does America.. No countrys Health Care is truly good.. To be honest they all suck more or less. Its to bad really..

Oh and one time my friend said "The Game" And then i punched him so hard his grand children would feel it..

Even France? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_in_France]

 

[AntiAntagonist]

Knew a guy that didn't have many friends. While hanging with him once (carnival) he intentionally threw his drink at a girl to see through her shirt (a girl he, apparently, harassed previously). He had expected me to step in when he got trounced by her friends.

I stopped communicating with him when I went to college.

 

[JackyJack]

My friend did not know the full name of Emma Watson. What a fool!

 

[SeanTheSheep]

My friend laughed for half an hour when my sports teacher said "We have to steal each others balls"

When I do a cover of lesson in P.E for absentee teachers, and it's a ball sport, I always make sure that no-one is playing with anyone else's balls.

OT: I was once told by a friend that gaming is stupid.

 

[Cody211282]

I'd like to make two examples, one like the OP wants... I know guy A and guy B. I can't believe i know guy A who actually said, "i can't believe guy B is dating my ex.(of over a year broken up and 9 months out of communication). He should have asked me first."

I shit you not.

Eh I'm with guy A, its part of the bro code, if hes your friend you ask.

...Are you kidding me? You think you have some kind of right to your ex? That you have some kind of say whether or not a guy can date her? News flash. You don't own her. You don't have any stock in her life, let alone any amount of controlling stock.

Most of what i've heard about the "bro code" seems like childish rubbish invented by teens to satiate their puberty driven jealousy created by their scorned attempts at relationships based on sexual urges.

Learn to control your dicks gentlemen, and you'll learn to control your dick-headedness.

No its polite to ask a friend if you plan on dating an ex, hell they have no right to her but still its like a slap in the face, sure you can date her if you want but expect the friend to get pissed, you should at least tell him before hand. And I think you should read the book before judging it, because I would say its has some good guidelines you can use.

If I was his ex, I'd be extremely pissed to hear that. Come on, he has no right to make my current boyfriend feel awkward because he can't let go. After a year, its way over. Get on with your life. If he was married it might be different, but even then they can't control what happens. What if he said "no you can't?" which seems likely? Does she never get to date someone she cares about because her ex doesn't approve? They should let the guy know if they plan on ever talking to him again, but otherwise how dare he think people have to ask his permission to date his ex? Do all three of my ex's have to be called every time I go out?
Sounds like this guy is just not over her yet. Either that or he is a power trip. Does he make you ask permission to eat the same kind of food he likes too? Or wear similar clothes?

Its more a thing of not being an ass and being a friend to your friend, because he knew the guy first and will probably be there after the girls gone. I have had a few girls try to work their way around my circle of friend and all it does is create bad feelings all around(the guys were good enough to ask and got an"I dont care each time") but the girls ended up screwing them over in the same way. As far as I've seen girls go right from one friend to another are trying to be

1) Hurtful
2) Liked the other friend when dating the first
3) Are ditzy enough to think its not going to cause problems between good friend
4) Are selfish enough to not care as long as they get what they want

And this goes with the friend who dosen't ask/try to talk about it as well.

 

[GrinningManiac]

One friend fell for the "YOU HAS VIRUS" popup virus scam

Another one was were a (I don't really want to be his) friend was arguing about how we should hang Arabs to screw over the terrorists (He's a shaven-head, dope-smokin' scumbag, btw)

I tell him that's wrong

"Eye for an Eye" he says
"Leaves the whole world blind" I say
"Eh...See no Evil" He counters.

I congratulate him for being aware of the quote, but GODDAMN if it's completley misused right there. What the feck would that even imply? Moron

 

[Sleekgiant]

Oh and one time my friend said "The Game" And then i punched him so hard his grand children would feel it..

i dont know how fuck that makes any kinda sense, but that was hilarious, sir.

The game wiki explanation [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_%28mind_game%29]

Spoiler: I'm sorry but...

I believe it started as an internet meme, it's gotten so big that now the only suitable response is horrific violence.

Great now I lost the game for the first time (curse you internet memes)

 

[armaina]

I once had a friend that tried to sell off some of their old roommate's stuff before the roommate had time to come back for it all, basically they were selling stolen goods.

I'm not their friend anymore :|

 

[santacolia]

I'd like to make two examples, one like the OP wants... I know guy A and guy B. I can't believe i know guy A who actually said, "i can't believe guy B is dating my ex.(of over a year broken up and 9 months out of communication). He should have asked me first."

I shit you not.

Eh I'm with guy A, its part of the bro code, if hes your friend you ask.

...Are you kidding me? You think you have some kind of right to your ex? That you have some kind of say whether or not a guy can date her? News flash. You don't own her. You don't have any stock in her life, let alone any amount of controlling stock.

Most of what i've heard about the "bro code" seems like childish rubbish invented by teens to satiate their puberty driven jealousy created by their scorned attempts at relationships based on sexual urges.

Learn to control your dicks gentlemen, and you'll learn to control your dick-headedness.

No its polite to ask a friend if you plan on dating an ex, hell they have no right to her but still its like a slap in the face, sure you can date her if you want but expect the friend to get pissed, you should at least tell him before hand. And I think you should read the book before judging it, because I would say its has some good guidelines you can use.

If I was his ex, I'd be extremely pissed to hear that. Come on, he has no right to make my current boyfriend feel awkward because he can't let go. After a year, its way over. Get on with your life. If he was married it might be different, but even then they can't control what happens. What if he said "no you can't?" which seems likely? Does she never get to date someone she cares about because her ex doesn't approve? They should let the guy know if they plan on ever talking to him again, but otherwise how dare he think people have to ask his permission to date his ex? Do all three of my ex's have to be called every time I go out?
Sounds like this guy is just not over her yet. Either that or he is a power trip. Does he make you ask permission to eat the same kind of food he likes too? Or wear similar clothes?

Its more a thing of not being an ass and being a friend to your friend, because he knew the guy first and will probably be there after the girls gone. I have had a few girls try to work their way around my circle of friend and all it does is create bad feelings all around(the guys were good enough to ask and got an"I dont care each time") but the girls ended up screwing them over in the same way. As far as I've seen girls go right from one friend to another are trying to be

1) Hurtful
2) Liked the other friend when dating the first
3) Are ditzy enough to think its not going to cause problems between good friend
4) Are selfish enough to not care as long as they get what they want

And this goes with the friend who dosen't ask/try to talk about it as well.

I think asking how they'd feel or at least telling them is definitely called for. But its the "asking permission" part. People form different relationships and they change over time (a year is a while) so he doesn't really have to power to stop them. Of course I have no idea who this guy is or what he meant by that, so I could be completely off. So yeah, overall, you are definitely right.

 

[kalakashi]

A "friend" of mine was handed a joint full of pubes to smoke. And he did. And he acted stoned.
I think that's a /thread.

You'd be surprised as to what the placebo effect can do. There was a story of a woman who started dying in hospital because a doctor mistakenly thought she had cancer and told her so. They realised they'd made a mistake, informed her, and she made an almost instant recovery. The brain is a powerful thing indeed.

OT: My brother's friend: "They have the internet in Canada!?"

I convinced my ex that female koalas don't have genitalia because of their pouches, and as such, the male koala must impregnate her by - ahem - finishing - in her eyes.

 

[Artina89]

Someone actually once said "George Orwell totally ripped off channel 4 and stole their Big Brother idea" I just stared at her in open mouthed shock.

 

[quiet_samurai]

I once had a conversation with my friend that went like this.

Me: Yeah I like birds, my grandma has a parrot.
Him: How old is it?
Me: About 30 or so.
Him: Well what happens to it when your grandma dies. That thing is goona loive another 150 years or so.
Me: What?
Him: Yeah parrots life like 200 years.
Me: Where did you hear that?
Him: I dunno.... it's just true. They say a parrot will go through several owners in it's lifetime.
Me: That...no. Not the same.
Him: Well then why do they say that?
Me: Yeah okay... your right. But you also think bears are mans closeest living relative.
Him: They are!!!
Me: ..........yeah........



Heh, bless his little heart.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

i recently discovered that one of my friends is into BDSM o.o

that's not stupid- just sexually deviant.

OT:

Some of my "friends" (not really...) think Obama is a socialist, while simultaneously equating socialism with fascism. Furthermore, they think that Sarah Palin being president would be a just peachy idea.

I don't understand people sometimes.