*Facepalm* I cant believe i know you

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ejb626

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I have a friend who idolizes MLGs and thinks they're really cool people and not the stupid d-bags they really are. For instance if I'm getting owned by a particularly good person. "Damn! this guy should changes his GT, to "TOOMUCHTIMEONMYHANDS" to which my friend replies "No, Eric some people are just good!" and "You're idolizing a guy who quit high school to play Halo that means as soon as people stop caring about Halo he's going to be working at a 7-11 somewhere", and his response "No! MAn they'll never stop making Halo games"
 

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Him: "Auschwitz? Thats the place with all the trains isn't it?"
Me: "Yeah...there were trains; but I think you're missing the point."
 

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Brad Shepard said:
A friend of mine is a Furry...

/Trend.
...So?
It's no more a sick fetish than whatever fetish you have.

OT:I knew a guy once who told me
"If you get good grades, you're a nerd."
/Facepalm.
 

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"Hey, you know that being gay is a choice right?"

"What? No it isn't?"

"It has to be, only gay people would choose to have sex with men."

"... ... ..."

That was one person arguing with around twelve people. No one talks to him much now.
 

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Er... Not as funny as yours, but me and a bunch of friends were watching Kung Fu Panda, and my friend asks "Where does this movie take place?" Were like, "Julia! KUNG FU... PANDA!!!! Where do you think Pandas are located? To which Julia replies... "I dont know, Australia?"
I dont know if I can let her live that down.
 

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Housebroken Lunatic said:
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Perhaps this line of thinking might be something he had "converted" to?
I hope you didn't interpret my post as being aimed at agnostics. I'm fine with everybody believing whatever they want and would have no problem with somebody being genuinely agnostic. It's not like I have the answers or anything.

What made the classmates comment a facepalm moment was that he'd put no thought into it whatsoever and decided to convert based purely on a faux-intellectual slogan. He didn't even seem to know much about agnosticism. It was a matter of pretending to convert for no real reason other than to try and look smarter than everybody else (trust me, that's the kind of guy he was). He gave it up pretty much right away, so I don't believe any kind of conversion to a line of thinking was involved.
 

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TriggerHappyAngel said:
Bow before judgement and his mighty awesomeness.

Seriously though, one of my friends says stupid things on such a constant basis that we created a rating system for everyone else using his name.
 

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SwimmingRock said:
I hope you didn't interpret my post as being aimed at agnostics. I'm fine with everybody believing whatever they want and would have no problem with somebody being genuinely agnostic. It's not like I have the answers or anything.

What made the classmates comment a facepalm moment was that he'd put no thought into it whatsoever and decided to convert based purely on a faux-intellectual slogan. He didn't even seem to know much about agnosticism. It was a matter of pretending to convert for no real reason other than to try and look smarter than everybody else (trust me, that's the kind of guy he was). He gave it up pretty much right away, so I don't believe any kind of conversion to a line of thinking was involved.
No, no. Just checking.

I was just thinking that the particular line/quote he said might have been something that stuck with him the most, and that he might have read other things as well but was still in the process of absorbing the information or something.
 

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Well, I know two people like this...
Friend A believes that the Vikings are a fairy tale and when I bring them up she goes something like this: "does this mean unicorns and leprechauns are real?" At first I thought she was joking but she seriously does not believe, even with articles, that Vikings did exist.

Friend B... well, I asked what her favorite color was and she said rainbow.
 

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Actually so far as I know, Japan is in the lead for health care, not just for technological achievements, but also because healthy eating is a thing there. Their healthcare costs vs the average life expectancy is far, far better than other countries.

Also the statement "I can't believe I know you" would be hypocritical, given that it would mean that you believe being smart means other smart people gravitate towards you, or you *only* associate with smart people :D friends aren't friends because of some social stigma or intelligence level. Some people just get along alright. Hell, besides a few hobbies I don't have anything in common with my best friends, and we've known each other for over 20 years now.
 

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UnableToThinkOfName said:
A "friend" of mine was handed a joint full of pubes to smoke. And he did. And he acted stoned.
I think that's a /thread.
Dude, send that idea to South Park. Maybe Scott Tenerman can get Cartman to buy his pubes again.
 

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It started when my friend asked if Alaska was an island because it's never attached to anything on maps of the US. After being corrected she says "god, that was about as dumb as the time I thought New Jersey was a state." After being corrected AGAIN that New Jersey is indeed a state she said "I guess geology isn't my subject." This prompted another correction that it is geography that isn't her subject. It was a trifecta of dumb.
 

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ssgt splatter said:
TriggerHappyAngel said:
i recently discovered that one of my friends is into BDSM o.o
That's...bondage right?
unfortunately... yes. (BDSM by itself is already pretty sick, but my friend is 17 just like me, which makes it even sicker)
 

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Friend: "Yeah I was feeling a bit down so I went out and bought myself a nice 32 inch HD TV"
Me: "Um... aren't you already massively in debt?"
Friend: "Yeah but that doesn't matter..."
Me: *Facepalm*
 

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TriggerHappyAngel said:
ssgt splatter said:
TriggerHappyAngel said:
i recently discovered that one of my friends is into BDSM o.o
That's...bondage right?
unfortunately... yes. (BDSM by itself is already pretty sick, but my friend is 17 just like me, which makes it even sicker)
You probably have so kind of "sick" fetish yourself. Also why does it bother you? Is he trying to get you in on it or constantly talking about it, because if he isn't, I say get over it since it's not a big deal.
 

TriggerHappyAngel

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UnmotivatedSlacker said:
TriggerHappyAngel said:
ssgt splatter said:
TriggerHappyAngel said:
i recently discovered that one of my friends is into BDSM o.o
That's...bondage right?
unfortunately... yes. (BDSM by itself is already pretty sick, but my friend is 17 just like me, which makes it even sicker)
You probably have so kind of "sick" fetish yourself. Also why does it bother you? Is he trying to get you in on it or constantly talking about it, because if he isn't, I say get over it since it's not a big deal.
wow dude, sorry if i offended you, but i was just answering the question(s) in this topic...