*Facepalm* I cant believe i know you

[joe the janitor]

My friend here isn't really stupid but I got to share this. So, this girl was talking about how a boy kept pounding here (punching lightly). She said "Oh (boy A, well use Kevin for no reason at all)Kevin kept pounding me, and pounding me".
So in the middle of the class my friend jumps on his desk puts his legs behind is head and starts yelling "Oh Kevin, oh Kevin, quit pounding me"!
You can guess what he was pretending to do.

 

[inpachi]

Canada doesnt have the best health care.. Neither does America.. No countrys Health Care is truly good.. To be honest they all suck more or less. Its to bad really..

Oh and one time my friend said "The Game" And then i punched him so hard his grand children would feel it..

 

[Emberwolf]

I have a few friends like that, but I have to say my mom beat them recently. We'd been using up some meat-substitute sausages for dinner and had leftovers. My turn to clear away the plates, and she says-

"Don't forget to put the sausages in a bag before you throw them out- they're meat."

My response? - "Actually, they're not. That's sort of...the point."

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

A "friend" of mine was handed a joint full of pubes to smoke. And he did. And he acted stoned.
I think that's a /thread.

 

[thefire]

"isnt chocholate a nut?" (talking about allergies)
Luckily i dont count this person as a friend but i can assure you everyone in earshot facepalmed.

 

[grimsprice]

I'd like to make two examples, one like the OP wants... I know guy A and guy B. I can't believe i know guy A who actually said, "i can't believe guy B is dating my ex.(of over a year broken up and 9 months out of communication). He should have asked me first."

I shit you not.

Eh I'm with guy A, its part of the bro code, if hes your friend you ask.

...Are you kidding me? You think you have some kind of right to your ex? That you have some kind of say whether or not a guy can date her? News flash. You don't own her. You don't have any stock in her life, let alone any amount of controlling stock.

Most of what i've heard about the "bro code" seems like childish rubbish invented by teens to satiate their puberty driven jealousy created by their scorned attempts at relationships based on sexual urges.

Learn to control your dicks gentlemen, and you'll learn to control your dick-headedness.

[EDIT] Yeah, i think maybe i should say, i understand why you'd be a little miffed about your friend picking up a girl that dumped you a few weeks ago. And that wanes down over time to be sure.

My point more precisely is that you don't have any right to effect her decisions, or your friends. Also, "Letting them know" and "asking permission" are two completely different things. The latter being what my friend implied. Which is way out of line.[/EDIT]

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

but Swine Flu was just a media story blown out of proportion, and infection has nothing to do with health care.

Oh yes. It's basically like Penn and Teller don't have to do a new episode about Swine Flu, because they can quite feasibly just re-run the episode of P&T's: Bullshit! that focused on Mad cow, and just dub over the words "Mad Cow" for "Swine Flu" instead.

On topic. Can't say that it happene yet. Although I did sever my connection to a long time friend due to the fact that I found out that he had put his girlfriend (who's also a friend of mine) through some serious beatings and verbal abuse. Sad story.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

...Are you kidding me? You think you have some kind of right to your ex? That you have some kind of say whether or not a guy can date her? News flash. You don't own her. You don't have any stock in her life, let alone any amount of controlling stock.

Most of what i've heard about the "bro code" seems like childish rubbish invented by teens to satiate their puberty driven jealousy created by their scorned attempts at relationships based on sexual urges.

Learn to control your dicks gentlemen, and you'll learn to control your dick-headedness.

Well if it is an ex that was as long gone as the one you mentioned I see your point.
But if it was a much more recent breakup then I can see "guy A"'s frustration.

 

[Cody211282]

I'd like to make two examples, one like the OP wants... I know guy A and guy B. I can't believe i know guy A who actually said, "i can't believe guy B is dating my ex.(of over a year broken up and 9 months out of communication). He should have asked me first."

I shit you not.

Eh I'm with guy A, its part of the bro code, if hes your friend you ask.

...Are you kidding me? You think you have some kind of right to your ex? That you have some kind of say whether or not a guy can date her? News flash. You don't own her. You don't have any stock in her life, let alone any amount of controlling stock.

Most of what i've heard about the "bro code" seems like childish rubbish invented by teens to satiate their puberty driven jealousy created by their scorned attempts at relationships based on sexual urges.

Learn to control your dicks gentlemen, and you'll learn to control your dick-headedness.

No its polite to ask a friend if you plan on dating an ex, hell they have no right to her but still its like a slap in the face, sure you can date her if you want but expect the friend to get pissed, you should at least tell him before hand. And I think you should read the book before judging it, because I would say its has some good guidelines you can use.

 

[grimsprice]

[
Well if it is an ex that was as long gone as the one you mentioned I see your point.
But if it was a much more recent breakup then I can see "guy A"'s frustration.

No its polite to ask a friend if you plan on dating an ex, hell they have no right to her but still its like a slap in the face, sure you can date her if you want but expect the friend to get pissed, you should at least tell him before hand. And I think you should read the book before judging it, because I would say its has some good guidelines you can use.

Yeah, i think maybe i should say, i understand why you'd be a little miffed about your friend picking up a girl that dumped you a few weeks ago. And that wanes down over time to be sure.

My point more precisely is that you don't have any right to effect her decisions, or your friends. Also, "Letting them know" and "asking permission" are two completely different things. The latter being what my friend implied. Which is way out of line.

 

[Acton Hank]

I think France is the country with the best healthcare in the world, I'm not 100% certain though so don't quote me.
Yes, that is pretty stupid. My advice is get better friends; if you can actually find them that is.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Learn to control your dicks gentlemen, and you'll learn to control your dick-headedness.

Same thing could be said about a supposed "friend" who has to date his friends ex.

I mean let's say that you have a girlfriend who really crush your heart by doing some seriously nasty ***** move against you (like cheating or betraying you in any sort of way), and basically leaves you devastated. Along comes your best friend, he's being supportive and can really see the number that ***** did on you, and he says that he understands why you're pissed off at her and that he would react the same way if a girl did whatever she had done to you to him.

Eventuelly you might get over the incident (meaning you get back to functioning normally), but still you foster some resentment towards that girl in question (and for good reason, I mean who the hell is suddenly going to become "fine" after having been betrayed, regardless of how much time might have passed? Betrayal is betrayal after all).

How would you feel if your best friend decides to date that girl then? How would you feel when it's blatantly obvious that she's mainly hanging around with him to spite you?

Wouldn't you seriously doubt the loyalty of your so called "best friend" whose seen what hell you went through after what she did to you and now has decided to become all buddy-buddy with her? The same guy who supposedly would become equally devastated and pissed off if a girl betrayed him the same way she had betrayed you?

Seriously, there's more than three billion women on earth, would it be too much to ask from a so called friend to show some spine and loyalty and NOT actively pursuing a relationship with a woman who basically stabbed you in the back sometime before?

The way I see it, the bro-code in these types of situations isn't about controlling who your ex is dating, but rather maintain a sense of loyalty between male friends. You don't date or hang with people who've treated your best friends like shit, regardless of how much you might want to tap that persons ass.

Friends don't do that to friends, period...

 

[Cody211282]

[
Well if it is an ex that was as long gone as the one you mentioned I see your point.
But if it was a much more recent breakup then I can see "guy A"'s frustration.

No its polite to ask a friend if you plan on dating an ex, hell they have no right to her but still its like a slap in the face, sure you can date her if you want but expect the friend to get pissed, you should at least tell him before hand. And I think you should read the book before judging it, because I would say its has some good guidelines you can use.

Yeah, i think maybe i should say, i understand why you'd be a little miffed about your friend picking up a girl that dumped you a few weeks ago. And that wanes down over time to be sure.

My point more precisely is that you don't have any right to effect her decisions, or your friends. Also, "Letting them know" and "asking permission" are two completely different things. The latter being what my friend implied. Which is way out of line.

I mostly think that way because I had a "friend" try that a month after me I had broken up with this girl(dated you year, worst break up I have ever had). ended up him with a broken nose and me with a headache(yea I headbutted him before thinking about it).

 

[Griphphin]

Friend:"No, no, all the colors of light mixed together make black! Just look what happens when you mix paint!"
Me:*Sigh*

 

[YouCallMeNighthawk]

My friend laughed for half an hour when my sports teacher said "We have to steal each others balls"

I LOL'D HARD!!!

OT: My friend said he thought the sun revolved around the earth!! "double face palm*

 

[grimsprice]

Same thing could be said about a supposed "friend" who has to date his friends ex.

The minds ability to distort is quite fascinating. Sure, under those conditions i'd say dating Lucy Fur would be a dick move from your friend. So let me distort a situation the other way and see what happens.

Perhaps you and the girl just don't get along, people rub us the wrong way seemingly without cause. It happens. Now suppose she breaks up with you and wants a relationship with your friend, whom she gets along with like kiwi's and smiles. Should a past failure really hinder their opportunity at happiness? Definitely not.

As i've said, i haven't read the Bro's Code, but i don't think it should be a "code" or "rule". maybe it should be like a suggestion. "try and be quasi-sensitive about these sorts of things eh? You're just amateur kids after all."

I mostly think that way because I had a "friend" try that a month after me I had broken up with this girl(dated you year, worst break up I have ever had). ended up him with a broken nose and me with a headache(yea I headbutted him before thinking about it).

Ha haha ahahhahaaahhaaahaaha. No more bro chillin with him after that i'm guessing?
No matter. Blame it on evolution. Male rutting is wide spread in the animal kingdom.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

My friend laughed for half an hour when my sports teacher said "We have to steal each others balls"

At Sport for me, I was screwing around with the balls in my buddy's gate.
Suddenly, after he complained, the teacher comes up to me and says;
"We have to talk...it's about Andrew's Balls"
I couldn't help snorting. WHAT COULD I DO.

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

not so much dumb... just neglecting thought temporarily....

Sitting next to a loch and a swan goes by. My friend turns to me and says "Wouldn't it be wierd if we had two legs"
Later, "This puddle is wet"

Seems we got stuck with Sherlock for that day..