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Dusty Pancakes said:
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My friend laughed for half an hour when my sports teacher said "We have to steal each others balls"
At Sport for me, I was screwing around with the balls in my buddy's gate.
Suddenly, after he complained, the teacher comes up to me and says;
"We have to talk...it's about Andrew's Balls"
I couldn't help snorting. WHAT COULD I DO.
Thats not as bad as friend saying "For god sake Jordan stop fumbling our balls!" Because one of my mates (Jordan) kept dropping the basketballs in the mud.
 

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I kid you not, a friend called me in the middle of the night. (3.12am) and asked me if fish could get thirsty. *facepalm*
 

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A friend of mine once said, 'friends are more important than you social life".

This prompted us the start the wooden spoon competition. Whenever someone said something stupid, they get the wooden spoon. And the person who had it at the end of the year had to buy us all fish and chips.
I'd say that's a really good idea but I just know that it would be me going to the chippy! I say/do really stupid things all the time.

Example, I was in the pub with my friend and a bell rang (ala order up for someone's food) and I broke from the conversation that we were having to shout "Ding!" Don't even know why I did it, I just get really easily distracted!

I think he may have had one of those moments; he looked a little bit embarassed to be with me...
 

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purplegothchick said:
Example, I was in the pub with my friend and a bell rang (ala order up for someone's food) and I broke from the conversation that we were having to shout "Ding!" Don't even know why I did it, I just get really easily distracted!

I think he may have had one of those moments; he looked a little bit embarassed to be with me...
Hahaha! XD

That's a borderline cute quirk of yours actually. But I can see how it might get a bit annoying if you have a plethora of strange and similar quirks going on though.
 

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Nah, this usually happens to my friends when they find out how into YuGiOh I am... the show... I know, I'm surprised too. But it's an alright odd obsession to have, plus a friend of mine is now also ridiculously into it... though not quite at my standards.

I was playing poker with my mates and I called to see the first three cards... I saw that if I got a ten I would have a straight, but other than that I had nothing, not even a high card.

Then, inside my head, I heard Yami Yugi's voice say "I'm putting all my faith in the heart of the cards".

Somebody raised... I called. Next card... not a ten...

Somebody raised... I raised it further... they called.

Next card WAS A TEN!

I raised a huge amount, a couple of people called. I beat two people each with a pair of queens with my straight.

I was like HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKS.

The funniest thing is that it happened twice, straights on the last card with nothing else.
Anyway... that's why I have no mates.
 

samstewiefisher

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I knew a girl who once said "what would it look like if you drained the sea?"

Also, she once thought they were using a real severed head on a tv show because it "looked so real".
 

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samstewiefisher said:
I knew a girl who once said "what would it look like if you drained the sea?"

Also, she once thought they were using a real severed head on a tv show because it "looked so real".
Just imagine how exciting and filled with opportunity the world must seem like to her.
 

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Housebroken Lunatic said:
purplegothchick said:
Example, I was in the pub with my friend and a bell rang (ala order up for someone's food) and I broke from the conversation that we were having to shout "Ding!" Don't even know why I did it, I just get really easily distracted!

I think he may have had one of those moments; he looked a little bit embarassed to be with me...
Hahaha! XD

That's a borderline cute quirk of yours actually. But I can see how it might get a bit annoying if you have a plethora of strange and similar quirks going on though.
Yeah I don't do it every time I hear a bell or something, it was a bit random, even for me! Luckily, he just thought it was weird and a bit cute :D
He's still friends with me and he even still goes out in public with me (Phew!)
 

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Housebroken Lunatic said:
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As i've said, i haven't read the Bro's Code, but i don't think it should be a "code" or "rule". maybe it should be like a suggestion. "try and be quasi-sensitive about these sorts of things eh? You're just amateur kids after all."
Not all of us on this messageboard are amateur kids, just so you know. Also I can't say I've actually read the "Bro's code" either, im just saying that in this particular instance I can definetly see the reasonability of how to act as a friend/bro in relation to a friend/bro's ex. And also to illustrate that it's not really about controlling who the ex is dating, but more of you being loyal to your friends and your friends being loyal to you. Because that's what friends are supposed to be doing.
Thank you I couldn't say it better myself
 

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My father's girlfriend has a son who has ADHD and a severe case of idiocy. At one point when he was 13/14 he called home and said that people were threatening to beat him up and that he needed to get picked up. The girlfriend lacks a car or even a license, so my dad comes in to my room and asks me to come with him in case things get ugly (the little brat hangs with junkies).
Anyway, we take the car and arrive at the scene, upon which we see shitforbrains walking toward the car carrying one large plastic bag in each hand. As he gets closer, we see that he's carrying two cases of beer.
Now, to summarize, he was bummed about having to carry home the heavy illegal beer, so he thought up an excuse to get picked up but didn't consider that two fucking cases of beer was something my father might notice, and thought that my father wouldn't tell his mother anything about it.
I literally laughed out loud at that. I'd give you a cookie if I had any.

I received a text message from my dad, who's actually fairly well educated, although his text message would make you believe something else.
"I know this is a stupid question, but is 5 rounded up or down?"
-My boyhood role model.

The common consensus among everyone I know, is that anything coming out of my sister's mouth is condensed retardation. The examples are too numerous to mention.
 

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Klepa said:
Mortagog said:
My father's girlfriend has a son who has ADHD and a severe case of idiocy. At one point when he was 13/14 he called home and said that people were threatening to beat him up and that he needed to get picked up. The girlfriend lacks a car or even a license, so my dad comes in to my room and asks me to come with him in case things get ugly (the little brat hangs with junkies).
Anyway, we take the car and arrive at the scene, upon which we see shitforbrains walking toward the car carrying one large plastic bag in each hand. As he gets closer, we see that he's carrying two cases of beer.
Now, to summarize, he was bummed about having to carry home the heavy illegal beer, so he thought up an excuse to get picked up but didn't consider that two fucking cases of beer was something my father might notice, and thought that my father wouldn't tell his mother anything about it.
I literally laughed out loud at that. I'd give you a cookie if I had any.

I received a text message from my dad, who's actually fairly well educated, although his text message would make you believe something else.
"I know this is a stupid question, but is 5 rounded up or down?"
-My boyhood role model.

The common consensus among everyone I know, is that anything coming out of my sister's mouth is condensed retardation. The examples are too numerous to mention.
Oh please, mention. Even if it's just a few, I'm bored!
 

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purplegothchick said:
Yeah I don't do it every time I hear a bell or something, it was a bit random, even for me! Luckily, he just thought it was weird and a bit cute :D
He's still friends with me and he even still goes out in public with me (Phew!)
I'll say "phew" as well then, due to the fact that it was basically a random tick of yours and not some wierd habit you have. There's a distinction between "cute" and "batshit crazy" behaviour (although I have to admit that sometimes the distinction can be rather slim), and I'd hate to have given an inappropriate assessment. :p
 

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Hellz_Barz said:
about the topic at hand

OT: My Friend since pre-birth(cause our mums were friends) ounce told me " I feel sorry for guys with huge D****"
You didn't reply with "I don't need your sympathy." ? I am disappointed.
 

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Classmate in highschool who announced during a random conversation that he'd decided he was no longer an atheist, but an agnostic because:"I'm just not arrogant enough to be an atheist". I asked him to clarify the statement and he couldn't beyond claiming that believing we hadn't been made by some kind of intelligent designer was arrogant. I pointed out to him that it made no sense if you compare the ideas, since:

Atheism: We (and the universe) are a random accident with no meaning, significance, purpose or intrinsic value.
Agnosticism (his variant, that is. I know it's a complex term with multiple interpretations): A being wise and powerful enough to create a fully functioning, perfectly consistent and logical universe decided that humans are the best of all possible life-forms and that we deserve to have an entire universe just for ourselves.

He then admitted that he'd simply read the statement about atheism being arrogant on a forum and thought it sounded smart, but hadn't really put much thought into it before deciding it would be his most fundamental belief about life, the universe and everything.
 

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Hellz_Barz said:
antidark777 said:
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grimsprice said:
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grimsprice said:
I'd like to make two examples, one like the OP wants... I know guy A and guy B. I can't believe i know guy A who actually said, "i can't believe guy B is dating my ex.(of over a year broken up and 9 months out of communication). He should have asked me first."

I shit you not.
Eh I'm with guy A, its part of the bro code, if hes your friend you ask.
...Are you kidding me? You think you have some kind of right to your ex? That you have some kind of say whether or not a guy can date her? News flash. You don't own her. You don't have any stock in her life, let alone any amount of controlling stock.

Most of what i've heard about the "bro code" seems like childish rubbish invented by teens to satiate their puberty driven jealousy created by their scorned attempts at relationships based on sexual urges.

Learn to control your dicks gentlemen, and you'll learn to control your dick-headedness.
you'd usually ask your friend not because he has rights to the girl or cause he deserves some control over her, you ask to be respectful. For instance your friend might hate his ex and would disapprove because he thinks shes a total ***** and perhaps would have liked to talked him out of it. Or hes just jealous or something.
Actually it depends on whose fault the break up was. If it was the guys fault. You dont need to ask. If it was her fault, you should ask him just to be respectful, like you put it.If he says no, then the 'Bros before hos' code kicks in.
well regardless of who was at fault, if it was me id at least make my intentions clear to see how my friends felt about it.

and also i forgot about the topic at hand

OT: My Friend since pre-birth(cause our mums were friends) ounce told me " I feel sorry for guys with huge D****"

also one time me and this friend were walking from one drinking session to another through a park. he was on his way to getting pretty plastered and i was tipsy and the hot chick of our neighbourhood was practicing soccer in this park. as we were walking by he says" hey you know who'd id like to F*** right now?" yells out said girl's name who was well within ear shot of the entire comment.
A couple of mates of mine were walking around after a late night drinking session and a woman was in front of them. One of them said, so that she could hear, "Psst want to go halves on a rape charge?". She bolted away and they cracked up laughing. Would have been less funny if the cops came though I guess.

OT: I pretty much guarantee that my friends think this about me every time we go out because I do embarrassing stuff on purpose. There's been many examples but my favourite is when my Italian friend was flirting with the female bartender at this pub. I pretended that we were in a homosexual relationship and that it was our anniversary. The rest of my friends were howling with laughter, the bartender was cracking up and my friend was going red with embarrassment and kept on repeating that I should shut up. I'm pretty sure he was thinking "I can't believe I know you"

Also my sister who's on the way to becoming a doctor once asked me what continent South Africa was in. That was pretty face palm worthy.
 

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Some of the people I work with, perhaps. Like the guy who once called me up and said, "Hey, I need to free up some space on my hard drive. Can I delete all these files that say DLL on the end?"

I was tempted to say "Sure, go right ahead," but then I knew I'd wind up having to reinstall his entire operating system.
 

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I can't judge people; until about 3 weeks ago, I thought Scandanavia was a country D=

And I'm doing geography A Level!
 

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I have a friend that always used to add "your mom" to the end of sentences, and one time I remember some tool who we don't like started teasing him, saying he's gay and whatnot, to which my friend replies "yeah, well your mom likes men!"

I have never face palmed so hard.
 

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SwimmingRock said:
Atheism: We (and the universe) are a random accident with no meaning, significance, purpose or intrinsic value.
Agnosticism (his variant, that is. I know it's a complex term with multiple interpretations): A being wise and powerful enough to create a fully functioning, perfectly consistent and logical universe decided that humans are the best of all possible life-forms and that we deserve to have an entire universe just for ourselves.
Perplexing.

Personally I describe myself as a skeptic agnostic rather than atheist. This because most definitions of atheism and even many atheists themselves seem to have reached the conclusion that there is no god or any godlike beings. I find that statement to be unscientific, mainly because man (even as a scientist) is flawed in the way that it is only capable of experiencing three dimensions, when science show clear suggestions that reality might very well be composed of a lot more dimensions than that. For instance we know that another dimension beyond the usual three exists (time) but we can't really perceive time, we can only witness the after effects of it.

So it's not particularly scientific to say that gods don't or cannot exist at all like many atheists do (although some don't but still call themselves atheist, I've just chosen my definition as skeptic agnostic to make a distinction). I mean who are we to claim that beings or intelligences from dimensions beyond the ones we can perceive are impossible, or that they might very well come across as quite godlike to us? It doesn't make any sense.

That being said, the skeptic side of my agnosticism, while acknowledge the possibility of the existence of godlike beings does demand a hefty degree of evidence if someone is to claim that there is a god or several gods. Also my skepticism is extremely prevalent when it comes to the supposed descriptions of God and what he/she/it is like and that he/she/it actually has a plan for mankind and desire specific behaviour from men. Pretty much all religious texts are too full of inconsistencies regarding the attributes about the gods in question, hence that source material can't reasonably be considered reliable from a scientific standpoint.

So as for devout and religious people, while I might be able to pick apart their ideas of what their god is like and argue why their god's supposed attributes are faulty, I can't scientifically claim that the existence of a godlike being is inherently impossible. We just don't know enough about the multiverse and it's many dimensions to make such bold claims.

Perhaps this line of thinking might be something he had "converted" to?