FAIL!

[triggrhappy94]

What is your biggest fail? I mean like physical fail, not like getting brutaly dumped by a chic then later finding out she's going be your boss. PHYSICAL ONLY
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Mine? i was trying to climd onto the top of the roof of a cabin at a summer camp (cause I wanted to) and just when i was about to pull myself up, i lost my footing and somehow and the ten foot fall got turned around and landed on my face on the hard dirt. I woke up a couple seconds later with a fat gash covering half my forhead and no memory of the previous day. Surprisingly no other damage was done and it makes for a good story

 

[Pimppeter2]

I got really drunk on white wine over the summer (It was free, okay?)

And I threw up two times in public, then I went home. Threw up once more outside. Got inside and lied down on the bed (terrible mistake) and threw up over the sheets. I tried making my way upstairs and threw up on the stairs, threw up in the toilet, and fell asleep clutching a mop trying to clean up.

Still cannot drink wine until this day.

 

[MellowFellow]

In high school I was on the baseball team and one game when I was up to bat, I fouled off a pitch into our dugout and hit one of my teammates in the hand. I was pretty embarrassed after it happened.

 

[SimuLord]

August 1996, strung out on uppers, got stranded in Everett, MA 25 miles from home and missed the last train out of Boston. I had to work in the morning so I did what I had to, walking and hitchhiking up to Lawrence.

All this would've been fine...except my perception wasn't quite right and I almost got hit by a truck. I dove out of the way...rolled down an embankment on 28 somewhere in North Reading ...and landed in something unsavory. Walked the last eleven miles with dogshit smeared on my clothes. Ended up calling in sick to work the following morning.

 

[Explosm]

Getting killed in the middle of the night by some dead chick because i didnt foward that email.


Thats my worst fail

 

[Jama7301]

Hmmm...

Most recent would be from my senior year in high school. During a basketball game, I was running for a fast break. The outlet pass to me was too far ahead. I tried to pick up speed as I reached the free throw line to catch up to the ball. Two things happened...

1. The ball bounced off the wall that was about 4 feet away from the end line.
2. I bounced off the wall that was about 4 feet from the end line.

Luckily, it wasn't a brick wall, just one of those metal/aluminum walls that they slide out between gyms. I hit it at top speed, shook it all the way up to the roof.

Plus side was that I immediately bounced back up and went back to play D before they got down to inbound the ball.

 

[ethaninja]

Tripping and faceplanting some dog shit.

 

[FalloutJack]

The hyper-extension of my knee back in February. I have to count that and not any of my other serious injuries because those had circumstances in which they were more likely to happen, things that were out of my control. The hyper-extension was because I was clumsy and reckless, the sort of thing you don't put in the blooper reel.

 

[TimeLord]

Tripping and faceplanting some dog shit.

I....I....I am so sorry

OT: I was riding my bike when I was 14 on a grassy hill after it was raining. I slid down the hill and off my bike at the same time. I then slid across the path at the bottom which was made of tiny stones. I had to go to hospital and get scar along my elbow stitched up. I still have that scar 5 years later

 

[ottenni]

Once when i was much younger, about 5, i stepped out of a car only to find that it was two meters above ground and a fell out cracking open my skull. That is pretty fail worthy if you ask me, well maybe not, i was 5.

 

[jamescorck]

I broke my knee closing a window.

I better don't explain how it happened, just use your imagination XD It's funnier that way.

 

[Nouw]

Hmmm... I broke my pinky toe while kicking a ball in doors. I hit a chair. I was watching Futurama while I was yelling in pain afterwards.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I was standing on the latch part of a small metal door pretending to be awesome and fell onto the latch stabbing myself.
Every time I see the scar on my stomach I faceplam myself.

 

[Kyrian007]

Ok, I got 2 no-puke Fails. They can't top puke fails but...

5 years old and in T-Ball. We played a kids-vs-moms game. I hit a line drive directly into the forehead of my own mom playing pitcher/second base. Knocked her down. But on the plus side I beat out the throw to first.

Last autumn I was cleaning my gutters (I was on the roof.) A wind gust knocked my ladder down. I decided to sit on the edge of the side frame (no gutter just roof) and kind of half hop off and spin around and catch the edge, then lower myself down. Instead I didn't get all the way around, only caught the roof with one hand, swung sideways then lost my grip, landed on my right shoulder/neck. Had to wear a hip and back brace for months. It was only 12 feet, I could have just jumped and it would have hurt much less. To make it worse, my dumb dog came over. I was hoping she would Lassie me up some help. Instead she just there hoping I would pet her or give her a treat or something. Just sitting trying to look cute, and every so often licking my face while all I could do was writhe in pain.