Fallout 3 is better than real life because...

[iml337rofl]

the wasteland looks fun

 

[XIGBARx13]

There's no Stephanie Meyer, no Jonas Brothers, no Nickelback, anywhere to be found in the Capital Wasteland.

 

[Danik93]

Mirelurk Cakes.

I eat Mirelurks raw.

Alive.

Some strong teeth you got there.

It's easier than you think (if you do it my way)
1 hit a Mirelurk down without killing it
2 put a straw to the face
3 suck
4 enyoy

 

[Danik93]

It isn't better than reall live cos' it's no spas 12 in it...

Rainbow 6 Vegas 2 made me hate Spas 12... (I played it on Realistic)

 

[TOGSolid]

You can get paid to blow an entire town up with a nuke.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics.

 

[Lemon Of Life]

That Russian guy with the whores. I wanna be him. If only for the accent.

 

[e2density]

You can explode an entire human body with a 10mm bullet.

Yeah, I imagine it would be fun to get blown to shits with a 10mm bullet.
You realize all of these go both ways, and your nothing special...you can get blown up just as much as everyone else.

 

[Syl4r]

Sleeping will grow back limbs and take you away from the verge of death.

 

[rokkolpo]

it's not.

everything tries to kill you.
and you can't have long night walks cuz u DIE.

life sucks in fallout.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

There's no Stephanie Meyer, no Jonas Brothers, no Nickelback, anywhere to be found in the Capital Wasteland.

And no Brokencyde.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

You can explode an entire human body with a 10mm bullet.

Yeah, I imagine it would be fun to get blown to shits with a 10mm bullet.
You realize all of these go both ways, and your nothing special...you can get blown up just as much as everyone else.

'You're nothing special'. With an apostraphe.

And the thread is intended to be light hearted, don't take it so seriously.

 

[gim73]

If you think that all toilets are gross, you haven't enjoyed the luxury accomadations of Tenpenny Tower. There is a good reason why they wanna keep ghouls out of that place.

Hmmm... super mutants make it better than real life.
Jet is much more fun to take than skooma
I would join Talon company. Screw the brotherhood and the outcasts, talon company is where the money is.
All your health is recovered by one hour of sleep
Medicine removes radiation instantly
Medicine reduces radiation recieved drastically

it sucks because:
You only start reading radiation on your pip-boy when you are getting 1 R/sec. I would be concerned when my radiation levels were at 1R/hr.
Who wants some 200 year old Salsbury steak?
Radio only has 3dog, enclave slave radio, violin lady and emergency messeges on it.
Killer robots wandering the countryside, shooting everything they see for 200 years (nice battery life btw)

 

[MindDemon]

Because if we did start living off of bottle cap currency, I'd already be rich.

 

[wwjdftw]

It's not... Really it isn't.

You want to experience an anarchic wasteland? Try Uganda, Somalia or Sierra Leone for a few days. You get to drink from toilets, you'd probably have to kill bandits to survive and you will probably resort to eating from garbage bins.

Well some people might find it fun.

It isn't better than reall live cos' it's no spas 12 in it...

Yeah, I hated no pump-action shotguns.

OT: Talking. Power. Armor.

I would... >.>

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Because:
There is radiation.
There is multiple dead bodies.
There is multiple psychos.
There are many hostile people.
There is a lack of fresh water.
There are mutated animals that are very aggressive.
There are mutated people that are ruthless.

Fallout 3 is way better than real life.

 

[KosherGreenBean]

Fallout 3 is better than real life because...I am not as awesome in real life as I am in-game.
And sexy sleepwear.