Fallout 3 is better than real life because...

[4242564]

Because ghouls are cooler than people. That's enough for me.

 

[Knife-28]

Because you can get a gun that shoots eight nukes at once.Nuf said.

PC version has a mod with one that shoots 80.

Only 80?

 

[Ghonzor]

Getting shot in the head is a minor flesh wound.
You can heal crippled arm and legs by eating food
Drinking from the toilet stop your bleeding and heals wounds
You can kill nuclear dinosaurs with your bare hands
There are robots and laser weapons
You can kill anyone you want and get away with it
If you are a kid, you're immortal
You can wear power armour and wield flaming sword
You can go back in time and fight the Chinese in Alaska
Aliens crash their spaceships everywhere, which are filled with alien weapons and ammo
If you drink cola, your piss will be blue

You can't have sex in Fallout 3.

/thread

How the hell is that a good thing?

That, as opposed to my other post, was meant to show the fatal flaw in Fallout 3 being better than real life. I figured most people would understand it as it was meant to be understood...

 

[e2density]

You can explode an entire human body with a 10mm bullet.

Yeah, I imagine it would be fun to get blown to shits with a 10mm bullet.
You realize all of these go both ways, and your nothing special...you can get blown up just as much as everyone else.

'You're nothing special'. With an apostraphe.

And the thread is intended to be light hearted, don't take it so seriously.

Sure thing,

 

[MiracleOfSound]

You can explode an entire human body with a 10mm bullet.

Yeah, I imagine it would be fun to get blown to shits with a 10mm bullet.
You realize all of these go both ways, and your nothing special...you can get blown up just as much as everyone else.

'You're nothing special'. With an apostraphe.

And the thread is intended to be light hearted, don't take it so seriously.

Sure thing,

Heil!

 

[Nannernade]

Fallout 3 is better than real life because... if you piss somebody off you can use V.A.T.S Mode to KO punch them. =D

 

[Nannernade]

That Russian guy with the whores. I wanna be him. If only for the accent.

Chyeah or that guy that looks kind of like Hugh Heffner in Tenpenny Tower who snipes random people for fun. =D

 

[FastFoot92]

Money glitch That crazy woman trying to write about the wasteland who once started talikng about babies. She'd be a bit of crack

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

You can level up.
You know exactly how much more punishment you can take before you die.
You can take a missile launcher to the face and live to feed the guy who did it to your dog.
You don't have to eat.
You don't have to sleep.
No cops.
Power armor.
Fawkes.
You get to better the world by removing Mr. Burke/(insert bad guy here) from it.
As mentioned before, the MIRV fatman.

EDIT: and you have a mysterious bottomless pocket that retains the weight of the objects put in it but allows you to carry a bagillion guns, ammo, and enough needles to make the TF2 medic shudder while only wearing a tunnel snakes jacket.

 

[The Warden]

There's a chance you would be tagged 'Necessary' or whatever and could never die, only be knocked out.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-wkes.
You can't get fat.
Unless you are a child or woman, you are muscle bound.
Jericho.
There's no games, so then we'd-
Wait, what?
No games?!
FUCK THAT SHIT.

 

[Hiphophippo]

If Fallout 3 is better than real life, what are fallout 1 and 2?

Old and outdated.

And yet, still better than most rpgs released since then.

 

[Raptorace18]

Because you get to kill giant bi-pedal lizard monsters with a-bomb launchers.

 

[_zuul]

"Falout Tree is better than real life because of you don't get to fuck anyone, besides a hooker. and i am a virgin who is scared of the concept of sex"
-this thread

coolface

 

[Unsilenced]

Because detonating into a human thermo-nuclear bomb does not kill you.

How awesome is that? Seriously?

Walk up to some thug.

"Punch me"

"Huh"

"Punch me"

*punch*

"OH SHI-"

 

[MiracleOfSound]

You can take a missile launcher to the face and live to feed the guy who did it to your dog.

That made me laugh... wonder if Dogmeat likes Mirelurk cakes...

 

[Always_Remain]

If Fallout 3 is better than real life, what are fallout 1 and 2?

Fallout 1 and 2 is like what happens when you go to heaven.

Just sat there watching your picture thing. You are my new god. xD