Fallout 3 killing

[pha kin su pah]

Overseer, Overseer 2, Dukov, and Dave of the Republic of Dave.

If you don't want to compromise with me, you can comprise with my gun.

 

[PeterBainner]

Lol, the first person I set out to kill, as in go way out of my way is Three Dog... but once I figured out the hard way that you dont get appraisals after he's dead, I let him live on a quickload.

 

[Anarchy In Detroit]

Well I hunted down every slaver and turned em into chili. But killing slavers should really be just a matter of course unless you're just an awful person.

Then I killed Tenpenny. I did it with the zombies because zombies are cooler than any shotgun. But again, killing this dick is just how things should work so I don't want to count it. Remember: Zombies that eat rich people ROCK.

At this point I decided to do some quest that a random wench gave me in Megaton. I ran to some bumpkin infested bunghole strewn atop an overpass and defended by one old fart who threw a grenade at my noggin. Apparently Nade Geezer was the Honcho in Chief of.. oh yeah it's called Arefu. Anyhow I tracked down The Town Cannibal who was hiding in a subway with two meth cooking zombies and a bunch of goth kids. I immediately opened fire as soon as I heard Depeche Mode and comments about VampireFreaks. Something went awry and The Town Cannibal died. It was fun and all but then I realized that I killed a merchant I could use to hock junk to so I reloaded. So I didn't actually kill anyone even though I killed them all. Got me?

And then I found Dave. The Libertarian Republic of Dave lies in the Northeast corner of the map between A Pile of Deathclaws and Fuckall. It is composed of Dave, his inbred family, and some hapless goons. I tried to facilitate their elections like the good patriotic American that I am but then decided Dave was a tool and needed to go. At this point I then questioned my previous choices of killing the slavers and satisfying the hunger of the zombies with Yuppie Meat. Were it possible I would have lured either group to Dave following with hearty belly laughs like a jolly dwarf.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

That guy who tries to woo the girl that gives you "The Nuka-Cola Challenge." Since my character was a girl, convincing him that double-the-fun was worth risking his life to find the drinks.
Also, I wanted his shotgun.
I followed him for fifteen bloody minutes, watching him tear apart raiders and a Deathclaw, before thinking "You know what? A goopy pile of plasm is much harder to identify then a half-eaten corpse."
And proceeded to end his lecherous life.
I also made a Brahmin E.T itself across the sky.

 

[Aedrial]

When I reported Burke, he killed Lucas and left before I did anything. I picked up Lucas' hat, put it on my head, trekked all the way to Tenpenny Tower (killing the mercs Burke employs along the way) then lied that I was going to kill the ghouls for them. As soon as the security chief opened the door, I magnummed him in the face, killed my way to the top floor and then power fisted Burke. I dropped Lucas' hat on his corpse and walked away...

....I love you

I second that, epic retribution!

 

[Syntax Error]

Fun fact about Moira Brown! If you convince her not to finish her book, she becomes depressed and talks like a normal person for the rest of the game, get better inventory, more cash, a better Repair ability AND you get a discount buying from her.

You also get a perk that means enemies only get half the chance they usually have to get a critical strike on you.

The most important part is you can leave her alive, depressed and knee-deep in Brahmin dung

Keep the quest active, blow up Megaton, then tell Moira that you won't help her anymore. Not only are you a dream crusher, you're a total heartless bastard!

EDIT:
PC version: Out in the wastes. Bring developer's console. "/kill". Thank you, you single handedly brought down the apocalypse. Killing everyone that's not important that the previous nuclear war couldn't.

 

[Kilaknux]

Moyra from the supply shop in Megaton. I reloaded the save though, since i wanted the XP and items she has.

But i mean GOD, whoever wrote her dialogue and did her voice should have their houses burned down. Her voice is just unbearable! I wish i could reenact the scene from Robocop and kick her down and pull a shotgun on her face.

See, that was the one person both myself and my friends couldn't bring ourselves to kill. On a massacre through Megaton, my friend, a murdering psychopath, went out of his way to avoid her when she started shooting at him. We just found her too...sunny to kill.

On Topic, that little bastard mayor person whose name escapes me, and almost all the inhabitants of Little Lamplight. And Mr. Burke and Tenpenny, but those guys died in any case the instant I met them.

 

[Cowabungaa]

After I reported Burke to Lucas (by the way, Desert Tiger, that's the most awesome avenging kill ever) and saw Burke shoot Lucas, I kept reloading my savegame to prevent Lucas from dying. You can't just shoot him, you have to report them first, but almost right after that you have to go into VATS and shoot Burke's gun out of his hand. And since my accuracy kinda sucked back then, it took me a while to get it right. But in the end, Lucas lived, yay.

 

[Exocet]

I can't remember my first kill,but I sure remember my favorite killing
I entered peacefully tenpenny tower with about 50 frag mines,dropped all of them in various places to insure maximum carnage later.

I then persuaded the guard infront of tenpenny's appartement to take a walk,entered,draw out my sniper rifle,aim it at Tenpenny and blow his face off.

Just for fun,I drag his headless,almost naked corpse off the balcony.
The next obligatory step was to exit and shoot the nearest person in the face with a .44

The sound of dozens of mines going off at once with limbs flying all over was delightful.

I also drank all the booze I found in the tower.I think my poor liver fell off

 

[Baldry]

well if you're good and don't blow up megaton,
you have that dumb ***** give you food or whatever when you come back.

'ohhh, some junk food. how... nice.'

i just wanted to kill her for how shitty her gifts were. /:

also, sometimes for fun, i'd see how many people in megaton i could kill without using any stimpacks and no fat man, before i died.

i think i did it once too.

Hmmm i think i may go kill that bizatch to, damn nice people!

Also jus' before Burke was going to kill the sheriff i shot his gun out of his hands AND then out of no-where he got a sledgehammer so i got out my shishkebab and it was a battle royale....in the end everyone in megaton..well they kinda died....whoops!

 

[Desert Tiger]

Jeez, I didn't mean to start a religion XD

Thanks though. Might have to start playing this again to get those last two annoying trophies.

 

[Kajt]

Some random raiders in Springvale School.

 

[Super Six One]

On my Second play-thru i killed every killable character in the game with the Lincon Repeater(best gun in the game!!).....good and bad.....it was awsome.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

well if you're good and don't blow up megaton,
you have that dumb ***** give you food or whatever when you come back.

'ohhh, some junk food. how... nice.'

i just wanted to kill her for how shitty her gifts were. /:

also, sometimes for fun, i'd see how many people in megaton i could kill without using any stimpacks and no fat man, before i died.

i think i did it once too.

Hmmm i think i may go kill that bizatch to, damn nice people!

Also jus' before Burke was going to kill the sheriff i shot his gun out of his hands AND then out of no-where he got a sledgehammer so i got out my shishkebab and it was a battle royale....in the end everyone in megaton..well they kinda died....whoops!

good times!

 

[9NineBreaker9]

The Overseer, as well... I thought you had to kill him. But I think the only time I've murdered people was at the Republic of Dave...

I REALLY wanted Ol' Painless... before I realized I would never, ever use it.

 

[Insanum]

I killed Everyone in the republic of dave, And all the children gathered in the other building (not the main one).

I left one solitary mine outside the door too take out the little blighters.

I liked moira, she was ok. and i HATED the mayor of Little Lamplight.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

The first person I met.
That one ex-whore near Megaton.

EDIT: Well, after leaving the Vault anyway.

I just called her a junkie and she went nuts..... At least I got 400 caps out of it.

 

[Mordereth]

But i mean GOD, whoever wrote her dialogue and did her voice should have their houses burned down.

Video game voice-actors don't have multiple houses =p