Famous "last words" in a game

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Fallout 3 on level 1- Look Yao Guai, this ain't Jellystone Park.
Hey a shotgun! (While looking at a rigged shotgun)
Why is the air flucuating.... Hey a grenade! (While on the Broken Bow of Rivet City.)

Uncharted against the mutants- Why is there a Ghoul in here?

Army of Two against any end level armored character- His head is unprotected!

 

[Dorian]

Halo 3 after getting stuck: Hug me!!!

Left 4 Dead after being hit by a Hunter: RAPE!!!! RAPE!!!!!!!

Oblivion after attacking Sheogorath: Curse you! You gave me the parachute with an anvil in it!

 

[HornedMuffin]

Halo 3(postgame lobby after getting a steaktacular [win by over 20 points]-
Slow the feck down jimmy, there will be enough penis for everyone.

Left 4 dead (expert)-
Hey you guys! Watch me crown this witch. Don't worry, I saw how to do it on youtube.

 

[Satoz]

Many a RPG (i dont think anyone said this one yet) "Oh this is one of those bosses your supposed to lose to, alright..."

L4d- "no no, two on the bed, two on the window, not you outside of front...." (gets pulled out window by smoker and gets mauled)
l4d- " who the hell threw that moltov on the floor"
l4d (thinking)after requesting help "stop killing weak ass zombies, there is a hunter on me!"
Soul caliber 4 " the controls cant be too hard"
Force unleashed "NO why cant you stay on target you piece of--awww seriously!?"

 

[ArchBlade]

Left 4 Dead - "Hold on guys, I gotta go grab some health and ammo." The walk back to the house with supplies in it was interrupted by excessive tank rape.

Halo 3 - "Kamikaze grunt!" I then proceeded to do the stupidest possible thing. I threw ANOTHER adhesive grenade. The ensuing explosion was very pretty, but I can only assume it was very painful.

 

[Mr. Valentine]

KH2 "i can take him", guess who, i'll give you a hint SLIIIIICCCCCEEE!!!!!!!

 

[Aiden Rebirth]

there's only two guys left on their team... - gears 2 after people on the other team quit.

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

I'll just jump over onto those bones and then screenshot...." EQ2.
Damn I hate the use of invisible walls, particularly when they push you into lava you can't get out of!

Wow I remembered one.

"I'm sure I can cr0wn her this time..." L4D.
Hey, bet we have all been there. I still can't figure out how she survives my shotgun to the head but not the other peoples.

"Don't disturb the witch, she loves my juicy Australian flesh....' L4D.
Actually said on mic, right before I somehow trigged her even though I was the furtherest away and not even facing her at the time!

 

[ZeeAk]

Halo 3- 'That guy's got a rocket launc-'
'I'm getting triple teamed, someone hel-'
'Hmm, open room, nine enemies, one me. Go time.'

 

[-bladerunner-]

'Hey I killed all your team! alright! I'm brilliant!'..... 'What do you mean there is a sniper left?'

 

[Scarecrow38]

Left 4 Dead- Expert "Okay guys we got past the witch, nice. Hey what's with the Molotov?"

God I hate some people on the internet.

 

[Clashero]

Brothers In Arms: Alright, you act as bait for the MG42, you come with me, you supress the MG42.

Spore: I'll play a herbivore. Surely there can't be that many species bent on my total annihilation.

Guild Wars: Yes, we should take that THIRD assassin with a 40-second recharge spike.

CoD4: I'll be a hero and throw back that grenade.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Oh Shit... (as a grenade lands next to me in CoD4 online)
Oh Shit... (as 10 enemies rush into the house I'm in on C0D4 online)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'LL MEVER TAKE ME DOWN!!! (me against about 15 enemies on CoD4 online when I'm mowing them with an M60E4)
I have a present for you guys... (as I suicide bomb my enemies on CoD4 online after getting my team mates to cover me in C4 packs)

 

[RAKais]

L4D moments.

"look, there won't be a Tank, the AI director doesn't spawn them when your doing shit." - Hit by car.

"Shit, that doesn't look like a boomer." - Turns flashlight on

"Theres never a tank here!"

"Look, I have the Cr0wned achievement, this will be easy."

 

[wewontdie11]

L4D: Random team-mate- "Hey what's that noise? Oh there's like a little girl on the ground, I'll kill it!"
Rest of team- "NOOOOOO!"

I hate having people I don't know on my team...

 

[OnlyWonderBoy]

They wouldn't really make one boss lackey healed by the spell the other's weak agianst, right?

Gets killed by the gay boss's lacky in Persona 4.
Ugh... The Japanese's attempt at supporting homosexuality is offensively stereotypical and powerful.

Haha so true.

 

[Tjebbe]

there's always the classic:

"RUN!!!!1 dddddddwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

 

[The Shade]

"I THINK I killed that Smoker...okay, let's g-oh god! oh god! oh god! oh god!" - L4D

"I sure hope I reloaded that Electric Gel." - Bioshock

"Er...a teddy bear trapped in a shopping cart? Oh well. I'll take it just in case." - Fallout 3

"The sniper's down." - Halo 3

"What do you mean, 'Super-weapon launch detected'?" - Emperor, Battle for Dune

 

[Genta8]

"Eh, I'm far away enough..." - Fallout 3 before firing mini-nuke.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" - Halo while flying at somebody on a mongoose for no reason.
"Hey guys, whats up?" Spy on TF2