Famous "last words" in a game

[gdnvs]

Let's see, there was this time in DotA (warcraft III custom map) that I had a double kill and a killing spree, and typing "yay....ME"
yeah...I got shredded for my arrogance three seconds later.

 

[Psyco Slim]

*random profanites* (after seeing a Tank without any musical warning or sound effects)-L4D

"WTF!???!?!!! Two witches????" - L4D

 

[Cheesus333]

Command and Conquer 3 (online): 'Hah! You think your puny little fighters will destroy my ba- shit.'

CoD 4: 'Haha! This turret emplacement makes me invincible! Wait, what's this? Grenade warning?'

 

[_Russell_]

Fallout 3: ?I wonder what?s over there.?
Moments before checking out a old an train carriage and being assaulted by a Super Mutant Behemoth who quickly made me it?s b1tch.

I mean how was I supposed to know that it was there!?

 

[Yokai]

Assassin's Creed--"Altair is a master assassin who can climb up walls and jump off cathedrals. Of course he can swim!"

 

[Slythernite]

I'd say "I think I ought to quick save now" is a good one. I generally avoid quick saving purely out of a paranoid fear of enemy grenades.

 

[Sarcastic Chimp]

Just after missing someones head with a mongoose on Halo 3 online: "....I don't think he saw me"
COD 4: "BWAHAHAHHAHAHA feel the wrath of my mighty machine gun emplacement!!!!" got headshotted moments later...and got no kills with it.
TF2: "Im a spy of course he can't see me..."
Burnout Paradise: "It was barely a nudge I wont get taken down...SONOFABIT-"
Dead Rising: " It's only a toy lightsaber?!?! WTF!"

 

[Froob-Toob]

"7 killlll stre-" COD4,5

 

[gigastrike]

Gears 2:

Me: I think that guy is shooting you with a torque bow.
Bro: He's not shooting me. He can't even see me. *dies*

 

[Dr. UBAR]

I was playing the two player for san andreas with my freind and our car caught on fire then we both said "BAIL" in unsion as the car drove off a cliff, we then said "Oh SHIT" once again in unsion. It was awesome.

 

[DarkXDemon]

playing L4D with friends the convo goes like this
friend: careful there is a witch!
friend: everyone turn ur flashlight off!
me: dude u can kill her in one headshot if shes not active
sneaks up, shots
me: F*** MISSED RUN!!! WITCH!!! AWWWWW!!! WITCH!!!! AWWWW!!! WITCH!!!!! F*** S*** CRAP!!! AWWWWW RUNN!!!
Friend: WTF MAN DUDE OMFG WTH WTF
me: SAVE ME!!!!! AWWWWW WITCH!!!! S*** F*** WITCH S*** DUDE!!! SAVE!!!! NOW!!! COME!!!! S*** SAVE!!!! AWWWW F*** I MISSED THE HEADSHOT!!!! RUNNNN!!!! SAVE!!!!! NOW!!!!! ME!!!! S*** SAVE!!!!
drops dead

another is frequent last words is playing CS or any FPS with friends
MeUDE/HAHA/YO!! i see you
dies
Friend: me too

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

"This is good, isn't it?"

 

[EMO_of_LiGHT]

Just came across two more when playing L4D

"Tank and Witch never spawn together"

"Tank never spawns on the first stage"

 

[Front Row]

I'll just quicksave heBANG.

-quickload-

BANG

..

Have i saved properly for the past six hours?

..

shit.

- Too many games to mention.

xD
youre so right ... bad timed quicksaves - a real pain in the *** lol

btw ... thx for all the replys , i had some real good laughs here =)

 

[Plasmar]

"Gordon Freeman?"

 

[Lunar Shadow]

"There Can't be a tank here.
*Tank music*
"SON OF A *****!RUN!"
*Concreteblock meets back of head*-L4D

"Shit!"
"Ah fuck me..."
"GET HIM OFF ME! HE IS EATING MY NIPPLES!" -Friend being attacked by Hunter, we were laughing to hard to help him.

 

[Naterstein]

"I don't think thats a road!" -me, screaming to a buddy of mine right before driving us off of a cliff in BF1942's Gazala Map.

 

[dark_taint92]

get chainsawed wierd drone thing right before ma face slpatters from shotgun blast from the locust next to him
gears of war 2

 

[Heas]

I should totally be able to deal with that Demi-god. (Baldur's Gate 2 - Shadow of Amm)