"Naah. Nobody could have possibly heard that."
~Assassin's Creed
"Guy doesn't know which end of the gun the bullets come out of compared to me. Those Flood guys can't be that bad."
~Halo 1 - meeting the Flood for the first time
"There's no such thing as a bottomless pit. Everyone knows that!"
~Prince of Persia, Sands of Time
"I got 2 clips of SMG ammo, 6 rounds of .357 and a full clip of 9mm pistol ammo with another clip in reserve. Not a lot, but i'm sure theres some ammo lying around here somewhere.. and the combine in here will definately drop some." Me, just before going into Ravenholme on Half Life 2. I got the game just as it came out, so I had no way of knowing it was a zombie infested ammoless clusterfuck. Good times.
"Ok, there is a witch. Everyone turn your flashlight off" - L4D
"I'm low on health. I'll just kill this one boar to get some beef jerky" - Mother 3
"This is an awesome sniping position" - Call of Duty: WaW
Guild Wars: "Why is that rabbit running away?", "Almost done with Nightfall! Let's have a party! /dance", and "Why is half our team going for survivor?"
COD4 after a sniper streak: "Shit. I'm out of ammo! *Bang* Sweet, more ammo."
COD4 in a Zombies match* : "Can't knife me *****. I'm the Call of Duty Ninja." *Knifed*
*Zombies is where the zombie team can only knife the other team can't attack. If you die you switch teams.
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