Famous "last words" in a game

[Pennyy9]

"Wait, why am I green?" ~ Diablo II

"Dude look, four star performance rating!" GTA 3

"I didn't call in an airstrike, what are you talking about?" Mercenaries 2

"They cant shoot through walls, right?" Resistance 2 (Auger)

"Thats a lot of red dots." Halo's 1, 2, and 3

"Look, a pretty green fish!" FF7 (Emerald Weaypon)

"Why did the music change, and that's a big zombie, wait-" Left 4 Dead (Tank)

"What does 'Sin Harvest' mean?" Kingdom Hearts 1(Sephiroth)

"Interesting light fixture..." Condemned 2

"Don't worry, they can't Aggro from here" World Of Warcraft

"WHAT THE-!! Where'd my save file go?!?!?!?!?" Eternal Darkness

That's all I got for now

 

[Stevato]

Prone Blocked! who the hell came up with that! (dead)

 

[soren7550]

"All right! Power jump!" Half Life

"OK, I just have to jump to that red dot." Half Life (right before I jump to a red spot that turns out to be background on Xen.)

"What's this bar for?" Call of Duty 4:Modern Warfare (first time doing online multiplayer)

 

[Reillk]

L4D after everyone in party but one person dying and the last guy with one hit point left "This is damn greek tragedy!" Then he got pounced by a hunter.

 

[DrummerM]

Call of Duty: World at War - "I think they're out of grenades now"
Call of Duty 4 - "Alright MacMillan, when the helicopter arrives we just make a run for it"
Call of Duty 4 (Multiplayer) - "Was that guy using Martyrdom?"
Gears of War (Multiplayer) - "Look out guys, one of them took the sniper rifle"
Left 4 Dead (Multiplayer) - "Wait here guys, I'm going to check if there are first aid kits in that house"

 

[Front Row]

alot of games

hehe thats easy il show u

LMAO !!!!

yeah , i had a big mouth myself soooo many times xD

 

[Sh4dowSpec]

"Okay, it looks like it's safe to reload here." --Fallout 3
"Maybe if I put my weapon away, it'll stop attacking me." --Fallout 3
"*scoff* Missile? What missile? I don't see any--" --Ace Combat 6
"I'm sure my allies can handle it." --Ace Combat 6
"It's fine, I've got another fairy." --The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
"Hey, look! This one's crawling! What's the matter, prick, can't you walk right?" --Left 4 Dead
"I know! I'll get in the Mongoose!" --Halo 3
"Come on, how many Splicers can there really be?" --Bioshock
"What's that red glow?" --Gears of War 2

 

[AnonymsWarrior]

"Hey look an abandoned railway with some train cars on it. And there's a teddy bear inside a trolley cage in one of them. I really do need rock-it launcher ammo. I'll just grab it. No-one will notice. - Fallout 3

 

[maddawg IAJI]

gears of war 2- hang on guys ill get the snip-who put this toruqe bow here.
cod world at war-pfft ive fought in the future surly my superior intellect will help me win
left 4 dead- what do we have here a cry baby. you going to cry little cry baby. ohh now your mad what are you going to do about it
halo3- sniper or plasma pistol.
fallout 3- just becuase its bigger dosent mean it wont die like the rest of the super mutants
splinter cell double agent- no no no go the other way
bioshock-pfft that walking tin can dosent look so tough
batellfield bad company- im sure im safe behind this wall not like they can destroy cover
mercanires 2- im sure they wont mind if i take this fuel.
mirrors edge-i can totally take this guys gun.
l4d (after i got to meet the witch)- im not falling for that again *walks by witch and hears heavy breathing and grunting) proably a constipated survivor. (i couldnt have been more wrong.)
mass effect- gernade away!
gears of war 2- well we meet again cole train but this time i will be the victor (gets blown up by boomshot)damn missed the spawn
halo 3- this noob only has the needler i can take him

 

[goin-mad]

"I think I got all the husks" Only to open a door and find 40 more of them about 3 feet away. Mass Effect

"He knows not to get close to cars" L4D

"A cyberpunk game about Norse mythology; This will be fun!" Before playing Too Human . . .

EDIT

"Who left this teddy bear here just outside of Evergreen Mills?" Turned to see a super human Behemoth standing over me brandishing a fire hydrant.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

First time playing Left 4 Dead.

"Alright Zombie fags, who wants to die!" Charge off AWAY from the group and end up with a hunter ripping my nipples out and the boomer wearing my intesentines around his neck like a necklace.

 

[randommaster]

RE4: What happens when I shoot the lake?

Several games: there's nothing on the radar...

 

[stinkypitz]

COD4: CMON ONE MORE KILL FOR HELICOP-*sniped*
Assassins Creed: Excuse me guard, I just want to walk by
Oblivion: What kind of name is Umbra? I'll show her who's boss!
Morrowind: Cmon, I'm like, level 3. I'm sure I can kill a few rats.

 

[sgtshock]

Rome Total War-After that defeat, he can't have many more armies.

Thief-My light gem says I'm visible, but I'm totally hidden in these shadows. No way he'll see me.

Fallout 3-90% chance of a headshot? Oh yeah, hes toast.

Team Fortress 2-(as a sniper) There's that guy who's dominating me! Lemme charge up my shot... line up my crosshairs... *BACKSTAB!*

 

[TheBXRabbit]

fallout 3-
"I'll save after this fight" (with no stimpacks, almost no ammo, AND nearly over-encumbered with junk)
"wait... OH crap hit the deck!!" (I was walking between some broken down cars and busses when a turret started shooting at me, moments later I remembered that if a vehicle is shot enough it will eventually explode, setting off a chain reaction that was both bladder-weakening and making me REALLY wish I had a capture card)
"yeah, I'm far enough away from them to use the fat man" (I've gotta remember to heal before using that thing, it's killed me more often than the Behemoths and Enclave COMBINED)

halo 3-
"You guys hang back, I got this" (scarabs are TOUGH on heroic, on foot, with half the gold skulls on)
"To victory!" (depending on your definition of victory)
"Surprise!" (they weren't)
"I wonder if we can beat those two scarabs without the hornets?" (the hornets had flown off without us, and as it turns out, we couldn't)
"who's next!" (apparently I was)
"I think he's out of ammo, lemme check" (apparently I can't count to four)
"hey guys, how many needler shards does it take to die?" (to this day I only know that it's a number between one and explode, but always a much smaller number whenever I'm not the one using it)

left 4 dead-
"I don't hear a witch" (as I turn and beam my flashlight into her face)
"you idiot, lemme show you how to kill a witch RIGHT." ("Crownd" is a tough achievement to get, though eventually I did nab it)
"there's something behind me isn't there?" (there was)
"let's hide out over there!" (the last part of the level is even harder when your entire team is hiding in the house and you're the only person in the barn)

Bioshock-
"That Big Daddy doesn't look too tough" (on hard, the first time I played bioshock, he was)
"I wonder what would happen if..." (electricity + water you're standing in = dumb)

Gears of War 2-
"hey, i see a snip-" (boom, headshot)
"that's it, you're mine now *****! TASTE CHAINSAW!!!" (It's at this point the "stopping power" effect of weapons in GoW2 was demonstrated to me)

Mirror's Edge-
"that jump looks easy" (the sidewalk I landed on however was very, very, hard)
"where'd that one guy go?" (right behind me with a shotgun)
"I don't need to bring a weapon, this is a parkour game!" (sure would've helped though)

In order to preserve my dignity, I must say that I kill enemies more often than I die, i just happen to only say really humorous quotes in death (either right before or just after). My quotes in victory are far less funny, mostly "You like that!" or "What now, *****?". Not great comedic material.

 

[the monopoly guy]

RSV2
Dude, I've been standing behind you fro the past minute *turns around and noscopes me with PSG* (When I play against this one kid from school I like to sneak up behind him and see how long it takes him to notice).

There's nobody over there (in Terrorist hunt. There's always someone over there. Always, just waiting for you to round the corner.)

Heh, this idiot has a lazer sight. I know exactly where he is (turns out he had a shotgun, and was on the other side of the door. Sneaky bugger)

Would you put down the God Damn G3k before I stick it up your ass! (My friend will snipe you with the full auto G3k from across the damn map...through cover...blind firing...while flashbanged).

Watch me James Bond this *walks into room with P99* (sometimes I pull out the P99 and call it James Bonding (we will play versus matches or Terrorist hunts with just P99s) This often results in my death, as its really not a good gun)

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Niko: how would you like to die?

Roman: I don't now... three way on my 100th birthday?

As said in gta4

 

[Crazyshak48]

EVE:
That big blowing dot on the map is any kills in the last hour, I doubt there'll be anything now (jumps into 30 man gate camp)

L4D:
Hey, why'd the music get all vocal and creepy? (My cousin playing L4D the first time, before he knew the musical cues. After this, he knew the one for the witch very well)

Fallout 3:
Raiders? Pfft, I can kick their asses no- shit he's got a flamethrower. (Self explanatory)

CoD4:
BOOM Head- shit. (Also self explanatory)

 

[HeroOfIsengard]

Mass Effect, against Matron B on insanity difficulty "Meh, I can just fight her untill Barrier recharges"

Left 4 Dead "Ok, 200 ammo should be enough"