Famous "last words" in a game

[hem dazon 90]

ooh puppy!

-me cod4

sic semper tyranis!

-me diving out of a rooftop trying to kill william of monferat he died but do did altier

-also when I was playing SWAT4 I was so happy I cleared a room in the library level that I moonwalked around the room yelling "I am the jesus machine" then was gunned down



Allah Akbar!

gta 4 me trying to kill the coppers

 

[Kinguendo]

Hey, you guys should just give up now because here in Headquarters I am your GOD!!!

- Me, after winning a couple of matches of Headquarters on COD4 with a huge amount of points. At least 100 more than the nearest person, that was about 4 hours ago.

This guys an absolute n00b... Hey guys, watch me t-bag him... *BOOM!*

- Me, COD4. He had the martyrdom perk!!!

 

[Kinguendo]

What's a Swee Troll? Whatever it is, I am taking it...

- Me, Oblivion. Stealing Sweetrolls because I misread the name and thought it was something new and awesome to do with Trolls, it was not worth the beating.

 

[Cortheya]

Hey is that a spider? after getting stuck in halo
one million dollars if you spot the reference

 

[Kinguendo]

Hey guys, you are aware this is supposed to be TEAM deathmatch... Why am I always the one to do anything?

- Me, COD4.

Wait, there's no need for us to risk getting shot at. I bet I could bounce this grenade up those steps...

- Me, COD4.

 

[sargebw86]

"I don't see any enemies, I'll just run across the fl-"
*trap door opens*
(screams)
GAME OVER
-Metal Gear Solid

 

[SplattererRoss]

"Don't worry, I bet you can get into cover on this building." I burst into fire about 1 second later. - GoW 2

"What do you mean bots on insane get instant longshot headshots?" - GoW 2

"Why the hell does my screen keep flashing white?" - Halo (mac)

"Why did I just spawn out here?" - Halo 3 (Snowbound)

"I'll hold it off while you run." - GoW 2, running from the debris wall inside the riftworm.

"I bet my car can float in the water, then I could stand on it and shoot." - The Godfather II, my car blew up.

 

[Wellby]

Left4Dead: "Split up and look for clues!"
Gears of War 2: Aww why is that dog ticking?
Counter Strike: "I'm unstoppa-*BLAM*- tastes like key limepie." *collapse*

 

[DM.]

Also


Frank Grimes: What's this? High voltage wire? Well i dont need safety gloves because I'M HOMER SIMPSON.

 

[lacktheknack]

The Spy on TF2:

"Boo."




In Fable: Lost Chapters, "Feel the Divine Wrath, sucker!"

 

[Insert Funny Name Here]

"Hey guys! Watch this!"

Playing COD4 over LAN with some friends. Threw a grenade to try and bounce it off a wall. It came back and killed my whole team. -.- Oooops.

 

[Cheesebob]

*gunshot* "What the fu--" SPLATTER

WHen I first visited minefield in Fallout 3

 

[lacktheknack]

Penumbra: Black Plague

"But I don't have any weapons! Surely they're just trying to scare me..."

Well, scare me they did.

 

[Skullcheese501]

mass effect what benezia says after youve killed her.
"No light? they always said there would be a li..."

 

[Da_Schwartz]

game over?

 

[Naeberius]

Hey is that a spider? after getting stuck in halo
one million dollars if you spot the reference

a quote from RvB
an achievement in halo 3 (based on above)

also i would like it delivered to my safe house in Nigeria (where i am a local prince)in unmarked hundred american dollar bills .

 

[Selvalros]

WoW - "oops..."

I say oops a lot.

 

[Exocet]

L4D:
-Me(as a spectator):"Alright,the boat is here,run like hell!"
-Friend:"Don't worry,we already killed 2 tanks easily,what else could possibly.....ohshit"
Followed by my friend getting pulled out by a smoker,pounched at by a hunter and vomitted upon by a boomer.The last tank was busy "playing" with another friend

Or,my personal favorite,from L4D again:

-Friend:"Sweet,we're finally on the damn heli "
-Me:"Hell yeah,good thing we outran the last tank.....wait,why aren't we moving?"
We both look out the door,only to see Francis flying and a tank joining us in the heli.
Needless to say,we both panicked while yelling out very creative curse words and firing wildly in the tank's direction.I died with my whole body being pounded into the concrete by our steroid abusing zombie friend as roughly 30 regular zombies watched.
I swear I saw one cheering.Bastard.

 

[DM.]

"HEY CUZIN! WANT TO SEE SOME BIG AMERICAN TEETEES?"

 

[Yegargeburble]

Fallout 3: It's just a bear...how hard could it be?
Also from Fallout 3: The hell is a deathclaw? Time to kill it!