"Ohhh. That was the sound of me almost dying. Good to know."bluepanda 492 said:
Did you shit out your appendix? That would be kind of awesome.Vega said:
Famous last words
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"If we're late for class, I will murder you in your sleep."
Almost gets hit by car at a stoplight.
Captcha: apple sauce
No...I probably wouldn't have looked as appetizing....
Almost gets hit by car at a stoplight.
Captcha: apple sauce
No...I probably wouldn't have looked as appetizing....
"Tell them I said something wise..."
or
"Please, they couldn't hit an elephant from this dist-"
EDIT: Damn Ninjas
or
"Please, they couldn't hit an elephant from this dist-"
EDIT: Damn Ninjas
"What? Look I'm sure the god damn lighting rig is secure? No, look I'll just walk under the *crash*"
A less then dignified death if I say so myself. To be fair it missed me by 10 feet.
A less then dignified death if I say so myself. To be fair it missed me by 10 feet.
That's why sword collections are a bad idea.bluepanda 492 said:
OT: I almost die every week because of my clumsiness, but my "last words" are usually "Oh Shit"
i don't remember the exact words, but they were something along the spirit of 'it's perfectly safe' or 'you won't get electrocuted if you do this.' followed immediately by my electrocution. good times.
When I was 15 a friend and I were walking in the street on a very sunny day. We were going to cross the street when I noticed a girl who had very short shorts and a small top. Ofcourse my brain was full of hormones so I basically was kind of stunned. I just said to my friend: " Damn, look at her, I could die right now and still have an erection", (yes I know, not classy, but whatever, I was 15) then my friend just pushed me out of the way of an incoming car that probably would've done me some serious damage 
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So yes women on the escapist, your chest and legs nearly got me killed !
.So yes women on the escapist, your chest and legs nearly got me killed !
"Oh, you're getting a blowjob."
*falls down the attic while backing away*
Landed with my ribs on the armpiece of a sofa.
Luckily I was both drunk and high.
*falls down the attic while backing away*
Landed with my ribs on the armpiece of a sofa.
Luckily I was both drunk and high.
It's from some Final Fantasy flash, with Cactaur being a raging sociopath that hates the Olsen twins. If I remember correctly, he and Tonberry got in trouble, so they needed a way out...CrimsonBlaze said:
Why do I still remember this?
OT: I think one of the most common is "Dude, hold my beer--I'll show you how to do it!"
For a personal experience, I had a moment where I was playing STALKER and trying to creep behind a guy to silence him, saying aloud "I'm just going to kill this poor bastard..."
And then he turned around and blasted me in the face with a shotgun. Nonetheless, I lolled.
