Fashion accessories that piss you off.

[mireko]

Not technically a fashion accessory (unless it's fastened onto the finger, do people do that? I digress), but really long nails.

This isn't a purely aesthetic concern either. You see, whenever I see them, I can hear them. I can hear them in my mind.

Screeching. Ripping. Tearing.

 

[Yokai]

Baseball caps. Especially when people leave the stickers on them like it's some sort of badge of honor. It is almost impossible to wear one and not look like a douchebag.

I must admit a fondness for hipster clothing though. Stay away from my scarves and canvas jackets!

 

[Eldarion]

...What are you talking about? Dressing like you GIVE a damn IS a sign of professionalism, and it's a great way to make an immediate and memorable first impression. I can't tell you how many applicants we turn away at my job because they think it's alright to fucking walk in covered in "bling" and a torn up tee-shirt, drop a pathetic excuse of a crumpled up resume on the counter, and expect us to be in such dire fucking straights that we'd hire their apparently lazy ass. If you don't care enough to look the part, then why would we care to hire you?

I'd come to formal work meetings in Gothic clothing just to annoy you. Like, Victorian era type stuff. Top hat and a cape. What? Its totally formal clothing.

 

[IndianaJonny]

Those jeans that come pre- ripped. Just buy normal jeans for less and cut'em yourself you fucking twats.

Yep, any clothing that is sold as new but has that 'worn' look - jeans are a major culprit here.

I also don't care for (collared) shirts with fake t-shirts sown in at the neck - it just seems pathetic.

 

[Extraintrovert]

If you are of the opinion that a tie is both not uncomfortable (holy double negatives, Batman!) and improves your appearance, then that is perfectly understandable. Just be aware that human history is littered with idiotic accouterments that at the time were considered to improve the appearance of the wearer, but are now laughed at because the wearer was so obviously more concerned with fashion than practicality, and it is only a matter of time before the tie joins the ever-increasing pile. Also, the idea that a piece of cloth can make someone "look professional" (or that professionalism can be judged based on appearance instead of, I don't know, actual behaviour) is hysterical.

...What are you talking about? Dressing like you GIVE a damn IS a sign of professionalism, and it's a great way to make an immediate and memorable first impression. I can't tell you how many applicants we turn away at my job because they think it's alright to fucking walk in covered in "bling" and a torn up tee-shirt, drop a pathetic excuse of a crumpled up resume on the counter, and expect us to be in such dire fucking straights that we'd hire their apparently lazy ass. If you don't care enough to look the part, then why would we care to hire you?

I understand that. Appearance is an important part of many jobs (and indeed is the only part for talking heads and the majority of "singers" and "actors"), and at the very least it is unusual to hire someone if you don't what to look at them for every day for years. What I object to is the idea that a) one's appearance is somehow intricately linked with the ability of a person to do their job, and b) even if that were the case, that somehow the presense of a useless strip of cloth is a deciding factor in judging that ability. If someone doesn't want to hire people if they don't dress a certain way, that's their perogative and I have no business in attempting to alter that decision, but it should be recognised as having nothing to do with the applicant's supposed professionalism.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

When guys wear skinny jeans and really low-cut v-necks. A guy's shirt should never show more cleavage then a girl's.

Oh, and when girls wear way too much make-up and just end up looking retarded.

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

Those jeans that come pre- ripped.

Holy Christ, those are back in again? I remember the last time those were fashionable. (Yes, I am ancient.)

For me, it's those huge-ass sunglasses girls wear. I remember the last time those were in, too, and at least back then they had an excuse for wearing them and looking like a moron. (Hint: it was the 70s, and pretty much everyone looked like a moron.)

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

FAIL whoever said ties. I can understand not liking the Avril Lavigne take, otherwise, guess what, in the world of adult life, if male, you will need to learn how to wear and tie a tie. Deal.)

Doesn't mean they have to enjoy doing so. Calm down there.

 

[darkstarangel]

I hate tattoos & those gauges that everyone's getting. Especially when they take them out & have long dangly earlobes.

But the new trend that does'nt so much irritates me but makes me laugh out of of pity. Those womens shoes where they're like half a shoe on top & a sandle at the bottom. I dont know what they're called but they look like the shoes in the flintstones which is what makes me laugh & so I call them the flintstone shoes.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Good one guys, judging people based on what they wear. I sometimes wear some damn weird clothing when I'm in a rush, do I deserve to get beaten for wearing that?

I'm with this guy. Fashion doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things.

*Wearing nothing due to being a cow*

 

[Bugerion]

Do colored nails count?Idk why but I can't stand looking at them

 

[Hatchet90]

It's been said before, but those douchebag hats. Many sizes too big, they wear them sideways like some 5 year old who doesn't know how to dress properly, and they wear them at night... and indoors, I guess they don't want to get burned by the fluorescent lights. People who wear sunglasses at night.... what's the point?

 

[Eldarion]

It's been said before, but those douchebag hats. Many sizes too big, they wear them sideways like some 5 year old who doesn't know how to dress properly, and they wear them at night... and indoors, I guess they don't want to get burned by the fluorescent lights. People who wear sunglasses at night.... what's the point?

I wear my sunglasses at night. So I can, So I can see you live and breath your story lines!

 

[Sacman]

Crocs

They are stupid.

Have you ever worn Crocs they're probably the most comfortable things I've ever put on my feet...<.<

OT: Scarfs and I don't mean all scarfs if it's cold or raining or something it's understandable... I mean the hipster scarf style... you know the one...<.<

 

[Soxafloppin]

I hate it when people treat religion like a fashion accessory.

 

[Nuckelavee]

Ballistic vests... I mean, damn, I just bought a handgun and now I have no-where to use it. Such a waste. /sarcasm

Seriously though? Probably oversized watches, the male v-neck shirt, people wearing waistcoats with t-shirts, stupdly oversized necklaces. 'Bout it really.

 

[witness51]

All sunglasses, hats, khakis, chains, and internet popularized items.
Boom.