Fast ways to make money?
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Depends.
If you're young enough, do chores around the house, then do chores at your friends houses, then do chores at your neighbors house. Sell things. Cards/Baked goods/etc. If you have a car, craiglist that shit. Ten bucks a ride, plus five dollars for things in other counties, one hundred for other states.
For something more realistic to your goals, you could always cut expenses instead. Don't buy anything for two weeks. Depending on your usual income you'll have three dollars. Have your parents help you with a loan. Usually they give zero interest.
But that's a lot of money dude. Don't expect much.
If you're young enough, do chores around the house, then do chores at your friends houses, then do chores at your neighbors house. Sell things. Cards/Baked goods/etc. If you have a car, craiglist that shit. Ten bucks a ride, plus five dollars for things in other counties, one hundred for other states.
For something more realistic to your goals, you could always cut expenses instead. Don't buy anything for two weeks. Depending on your usual income you'll have three dollars. Have your parents help you with a loan. Usually they give zero interest.
But that's a lot of money dude. Don't expect much.
Do you live in an apartment complex? If so collecting cans is a good way of making fast cash. Just check the mixed metal bin (if your building has one). I oftentimes find $25-$50 worth of pop and alcohol containers, every few days. Just rummage through @ 2:00am in the morning so no one notices. Literally my building is like $25 every few days for less than 5 min worth of dirty work.
The beauty part, is if any neighbors ask, just tell em you're collecting cans for the boy-scouts / school eco drive.
Pan handle with a pet! Pick a busy street corner, bring your dog with you, and write a sign that says "need food, or else i'll have to eat my dog." People will feel sorry for the dog.
It's gold Jerry! Gold!
The beauty part, is if any neighbors ask, just tell em you're collecting cans for the boy-scouts / school eco drive.
Pan handle with a pet! Pick a busy street corner, bring your dog with you, and write a sign that says "need food, or else i'll have to eat my dog." People will feel sorry for the dog.
It's gold Jerry! Gold!
Sell some shit? Old games, electronics or consoles. If you have old computer parts you can sell those as well.
Dumpster dive for cans/metal to sell at a scrapyard.
Donate blood/sperm.
Cut some yards.
or just get a loan.
Dumpster dive for cans/metal to sell at a scrapyard.
Donate blood/sperm.
Cut some yards.
or just get a loan.
I posted a very similar thread like 9 months back.
It only got a fraction of the responces you got.
Most of them were "I don't know" or "prositution?"
It only got a fraction of the responces you got.
Most of them were "I don't know" or "prositution?"
I can only tell you what not to do.
Do not rob people like Isaac and Miria.
Do not board a train with the intention to kill everyone aboard.
And especially, do not have the misfortune of being born with a name like Jacuzzi Splot.
Do not rob people like Isaac and Miria.
Do not board a train with the intention to kill everyone aboard.
And especially, do not have the misfortune of being born with a name like Jacuzzi Splot.
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Not really sure what to tell you, though I find the possible but immoral answers you've gotten quite amusing, really when I was a teenager and I needed money I just stole it, I knew how to pick people's pockets so it was quite easy, and since I looked like I was 10 and was ridiculously shy, if I failed most people thought I was scared or lost, and since most people's first reaction was to ask if I was ok, I got away quite easily, it's funny now on retrospect, but damn I was awful, I really did deserve to get beaten up, so I guess it's ok, since I got a lot of that, and I'm a fairly decent person now, definitely not the kind that would steal.
[sup][sup]I would be ashamed of this if I didn't find it amusing.[/sup][/sup]
[sup][sup]I would be ashamed of this if I didn't find it amusing.[/sup][/sup]
"Mom, can you give me a dollar?"
"Uhm, suuure..."
"Swag."
Repeat 300 times.
No, but seriously. The best way would probably to sell some of your stuff(not possible I see). Or explain your situation to relatives/acquaintances and see if they're willing to pay 300 for 2 weeks(or more of course) of help with chores or something.
"Uhm, suuure..."
"Swag."
Repeat 300 times.
No, but seriously. The best way would probably to sell some of your stuff(not possible I see). Or explain your situation to relatives/acquaintances and see if they're willing to pay 300 for 2 weeks(or more of course) of help with chores or something.
Sell weedSimskiller said:
*goes back to watching Weeds*
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Your best bet would be to sell some stuff, like others have said...or pawn off your consoles, games and, PC. Craigs-listing yourself as a driver could potentially go horribly but it's worth a shot.
Get a friend to sell a totally fake story to the tabloids about you and the sue them for deformation of character. This may take a while though, you probably should have started this a couple of months ago.
Or try prostitution, you get sex and then get money for that sex, what more do you want in a job. Though you might get murdered if you get with the wrong client, but hey every profession has a downside.
I've heard that people will buy anything on Ebay, try selling little bags of something like "Lucky Gravel".
Or try prostitution, you get sex and then get money for that sex, what more do you want in a job. Though you might get murdered if you get with the wrong client, but hey every profession has a downside.
I've heard that people will buy anything on Ebay, try selling little bags of something like "Lucky Gravel".
