Fast ways to make money?

[jdogtwodolla]

you could try to get a job that pays you 8$ an hour and you just have to work 37,5 hours to get to your sum. you could make it if you are just lucky enough to find a job now.

I've been trying that since spring. I screwed up all of my interviews. Hopefully the holiday season hiring turns out better than summer hiring.

if you are even more desperate you could go to a sperm bank or blood bank. they "reward you in some with up to 100$ (well at least in europe)
but since that is damn unlikely, you should find a friend to pump for some money.

Yes that is unlikely. I've inquired about plasma but I don't have the right blood type. I haven't asked a friend though.

may i ask why do you need this specific sum?
maybe there are ways we could help you out more. (like deferred payment)

Let's say an embarrassing personal reason. It's not any sort of material good mind you.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Sell an organ. Failing that, invent something indispensable in the near future. Maybe go into prostitution or being a pimp if you know the right people. Do those seem like bad ideas? That's because there is no fast way to make money and even if there was I wouldn't tell you, I'd be doing it.

 

[Starik20X6]

Panhandling. No, really. Turns out panhandling can net you $300 a day [http://www.komonews.com/news/local/15157611.html] if you're good at it. And it's totally legal.

 

[TheTim]

Well there's always this absurd 'Job' option, hear you get paid for having one of those


you could always sell meth to support your family because of the terminal lung cancer you have.

and there is prostitution.

 

[el_kabong]

I hear that setting up a cocaine empire is a pretty quick way to the top.

On a related note, I never saw the end of Scarface. Hopefully it ended well.