Fastest/Easiest way to get in a fight.

[Darthracoon]

Say their religion is stupid.

Or just walk past some chavs, and say their music sucks... Prepare for Brown Trouser Time on that one...

I can do one better than that grow your hair longer that your ears and walk aroung near where i live, y'might want to wear a stab proof vest though.

Call a man Gay.

It doesn't seem to matter where you are in the world, who you're saying it too and whether or not they actually are Gay. Call a man Gay and he wants a fight...

That or they'll tell you that they know and say thanks (personal experience of a bisexual friend of mine) they may even try to hug you if they like you enough.

Or another way to get into a fight is to say either "heath ledger was a bummed out shit actor and his portrayl of the joker was terrible"(that'll get the nerds and the mourning heath fans to attack you)
or get a family guy quote wrong or call it "americanized random garbage" man you'll have fucking nerds coming out of the woodwork, man so many nerds.

 

[FengharTheNord]

If you are talking to Leonardo DiCaprio and he happens to be drinking cranberry juice ask him if is on his period.

Prepare to get your ass WHOOPED though. There is no defense against his sweet bar wrasslin' moves.

 

[zacaron]

fastest way to loss a fight is to find a room full of christian zelots and yell "jesus loves me but I dont swing that way!"

 

[Space Spoons]

Go to a Star Trek convention and seek out the most dedicated fan you can possibly find. I'm talking "fluent in Klingon, authentic Starfleet uniform at a wedding, constructing a completely accurate and fully functional replica of the bridge of the Enterprise in his backyard" dedicated. Ask him why George Lucas decided to used Mr. Spock instead of Yoda in the new Star Trek: Episode One movie, which you think is totally going to rock because it's a shot-for-shot remake of the original series.

Use caution. He may or may not be carrying a bladed Klingon weapon for situations such as these requiring an "honor duel."

 

[The_Prophet]

Going into the HQ (sorry, don't know the other word) of the Firm (the FC Vojvodina fans) and yell FOOTBALL CLUB ZEMUN IS THE BEST AND VOJVODINA SUCKS...

The quickes ways to get into a fight and killed

 

[Anarchemitis]

Say the word "Atheist" or "Christian" anywhere on public opinionation systems on the internet, coupled with at least one adjective and a pronoun, as well as a pejorative if you're feeling really gutsy/deathwishéd.

 

[Ophiuchus]

In a lot of places, it's quite easy to get into a fight by just walking along the street. There's a reasonable chance that, sooner or later, you'll hear someone shout "oi, dickhead, wotcha lookin' at?" and then run over to smack you in the gob before you have a chance to answer. From there, all you need to do is defend yourself: congratulations brave warrior, you have yourself one ready-made fight.

I love my area.

 

[Jaythulhu]

Can't we all just get drunk, listen to some music and have a good time?

NO. HAPPINESS IS FORBIDDEN FOR THOSE BETWEEN THE TIME OF LEARNING TO SPEAK AND DEATH. ALL OTHERS MAY HAVE A GOOD TIME.

I ASSUME YOU CAN SPEAK AND LIVE?

THEN YOU MUST SUFFFFFEEEEER!

I assume this is the code upon which the Universe is based - if not, it's a pretty decent estimate.

Unfortunately, I do believe you may be incredibly accurate in your assessment.

 

[LewsTherin]

Say the word "Atheist" or "Christian" anywhere on public opinionation systems on the internet, coupled with at least one adjective and a pronoun, as well as a pejorative if you're feeling really gutsy/deathwishéd.

You're preaching to the choir, my good fellow.

1. Walk up
2. Draw sword
3. "There can be only one."

 

[scorcherchar]

Best way to start a fight:

Touch little children inappropriately in a public place

 

[Simalacrum]

i have to say, just hit em: simple and bloody fast

 

[Fronken]

grab his girlfriends tits then smack him in the face, and while your doing that, say something about his sister being a prostitute or something, that should work 100% of the times.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Pull your dick out in front of his girlfriend.
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[Lord Beautiful]

Best way to start a fight:

Touch little children inappropriately in a public place

I'm not so sure. I'm certain if that was the case, Michael Jackson would not be a man, but rather a puddle.

 

[Lyiat]

I've got another one.

Learn fencing, grow your hair out, walk up to a man dressed in all black and say "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

 

[Twilight_guy]

Punch someone.

This

Attack someone and most of the time they'll attack back. Then you're in a fight.

 

[intergral]

Schmex their mom, then brag about it to all their friends. If that doesn't work, move on to their father.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Insult an admin or moderator.

 

[bad rider]

Best way to start a fight:

Touch little children inappropriately in a public place

Its funny because its your first post. Ah the story you can tell, the first thing i ever said on the escapist was "Touch little children inappropriately in a public place."