I would suggest you walk up to someone in a suit and axe-kick them in the kidneys. However, after trying this I've learned that my "Quickest way to start a fight" also happens to be my "Quickest way to end a fight".
Fastest/Easiest way to get in a fight.
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That doesn't work.PirateKing said:
Starting a fight is actually a lot harder than most people think. God knows I've tried. Basically, in an arguement I will never take the first swing since I want to be protected by self defense laws. Due to my education in martial arts, I would be in huge trouble if I just walked around kicking people in the knee caps wanting a fight. So instead I try to insight people into attacking me with verbal barbs... so far, no takers.
I have had people screaming at me calling me a pussy to which I respond, "Well, lets go over here and fight then." and they literally do nothing but stand there.
The fastest way to really start a fight is just to sucker punch somebody... but even then, most people will just reel back in defense and ask what the fuck is wrong with you.
Besides, if you walk around looking for fights you're just a douche bag anyways and should be neutered and shot.
Oh, I never look for fights. But sometimes people want to act liker jerks or try to force their will upon you.. and I just don't react well to those kinds of people.Tattaglia said:
And throwing a brick at someone's dog won't necessarily start a fight. More than likely they'll tend to their dog, yell at you, and call the police.
Well, if it's that kind of dog than the owner probably has a gun anyways (which makes you wonder why they need the dog?).Tattaglia said:
Sidenote: I was playing with my brothers dog... it turns out dogs are insanely easy to catch with a triangle choke (I didn't choke the dog). Once you lock them down with your legs you latch down on their neck and shoulders, this prevents them from biting you or even to use their front paws for traction... they are totally helpless.
He usually ignores what I say and begs and licks me... but after I played with him and trapped him (again, I didn't apply the choke to any degree, i love animals) he fought and eventually put his head down and wimpered... since then he sees me as the dominant one and doesn't mess with me anymore. Dogs are so weird.
Dogs aren't that weird once you know how to dominate and assert it every now and then. I have two Border Collies at home, and occasionally when my youngest does something she's not allowed to - craps inside, eats the couch, rampages through Tokyo - I scold her very harshly and keep her gaze until she whimpers. My oldest just watches and doesn't seem to care all that much.BallPtPenTheif said:
Awww, I love my doggies. *goes off to pet them*
See, that's weird. You basically have to roleplay within their construct of civility in order to work with them. Their pack mentality is so strong that it is only through that pack logic that you can properly control them.Tattaglia said:
Everytime I've seen that happen it just starts some bullshit chest bumping quarrel. Usually white people will only use the word when they outnumber the black person and then the black person feels racially obligated to posture back in an agressive manner.DGenius said:
The whole situation is quite sad really... a bunch of scared people building strength in numbers while another scared person reluctantly holds to his internal expectation of fighting against the use of a specific word.
That's not a fight, that's assault. If that was always a sure fire way of starting a fight you wouldn't have as many assault charges as you do.. here in the real world.Jursa said: