I'm half German. I live in America, and am legally an American and not a German. I'm actually taking German as a class because I never learned it.samsprinkle said:
EDIT: I've never even been to Germany.
Fastest/Easiest way to get in a fight.
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EDIT: I've never even been to Germany.
Germany. The U.S. hasn't invaded France. Yet. The U.S. seems to be invading everyone these days, and I'm sick of it.samsprinkle said:
We should invade France. I mean, forget EVERYTHING else...France needs to go...4thegreatergood said:
Alright, but Germany gets to do it. We've done it three times, and no one army has stopped us. First time, we just wanted a little. Second, spur of the moment. Third, Hitler wanted to dance in front of the Eiffel tower. I'm not kidding, there's a video of it out there.
When someone says you're lying, just say, "what is, truth?" I've done that, I still have scars from the fight.
Here comes the list of things (mostly only applicable in bars) I've seen start a fight, used to start a fight, or had done to me to start a fight; (some of which may have already been stated)
-stumbling around a crowded bar extremely aggressively
-hitting on an angry drunk's girlfriend/boyfriend
-pissing on somebody's leg
-spilling a drink on somebody
-hitting somebody with a limb or object
-yelling racial slurs
-throwing a temper tantrum and flipping over property (usually only brings on a fight with bouncers or owner of said property)
-insulting someone to their face
-damaging somebody's car
-puking on somebody and then laughing about it
-make fun of a gang member's colors
-accusing a homophobe of being homosexual
-pissing in snow and throwing it at somebody (only applicable in snowy areas, deviation of pissing on somebody)
-pulling a weapon on somebody (sometimes starts a fight, not often)
So on and so forth through many deviations of the aforementioned methods...bars are quite violent places.
-stumbling around a crowded bar extremely aggressively
-hitting on an angry drunk's girlfriend/boyfriend
-pissing on somebody's leg
-spilling a drink on somebody
-hitting somebody with a limb or object
-yelling racial slurs
-throwing a temper tantrum and flipping over property (usually only brings on a fight with bouncers or owner of said property)
-insulting someone to their face
-damaging somebody's car
-puking on somebody and then laughing about it
-make fun of a gang member's colors
-accusing a homophobe of being homosexual
-pissing in snow and throwing it at somebody (only applicable in snowy areas, deviation of pissing on somebody)
-pulling a weapon on somebody (sometimes starts a fight, not often)
So on and so forth through many deviations of the aforementioned methods...bars are quite violent places.
I could see that. "Nowhere! Poland was having a Teaparty!"samsprinkle said:
Beat me to it.rottenbutter said:
I would join the armed forces just for the chance to invade France.samsprinkle said:
But, the best way I know to start a fight.
1. Insult his mother
2. Violate his sister
3. Glass him in the back of the head
That would get anyone's blood boiling. Oh, and if he's Scottish, insult William Wallace, Sean Connery, and then start hating on plaid.(in order)
