Fastest way to scare off a girl/guy

[Liam1390]

For a guy to scare off a girl, bring a ventriloquist dummy and talk to it whenever she's talking.

For a girl to scare off a guy, this should always work.

Spoiler

 

[teisjm]

"I don't really have a nice crib or a fancy ride, but hey, i've got debt and STD's, wanna share?"

 

[oktalist]

LOL, epic. I didn't know they were still going.

I have a couple of issues from 2000 that I bought in a bookshop in Seattle while on holiday there.

Of course they're still going, bought the latest issue just a few weeks ago.

Yeah, it's just I hadn't really heard anything out of them since the whole DeCSS thing.

 

[Arachon]

Yeah, it's just I hadn't really heard anything out of them since the whole DeCSS thing.

Yeah, that was some old bullshit, just goes to show how practically every corporate in the media industry is a technophobic Luddite who apparently hates everyone who knows jack shit about any sort of tech.

 

[Queen Michael]

Pat her stomach and say "soon you will be plump with my seed" on the first date.

Ladies and gentlemen, THEAFRONINJA wins the thread!

 

[Wadders]

**** punt.

 

[YouBecame]

"I don't care with who, but I want a baby in the next year"

 

[Outright Villainy]

Pat her stomach and say "soon you will be plump with my seed" on the first date.

You're probably tired of getting quoted on this, but that was hilarious.
Well done sir.

 

[kikon9]

I like to act suspiciously like a serial killer to scare girls off.

 

[flying_whimsy]

Show her pictures of anime characters wearing next to nothing.

How about show her your action figures of anime characters wearing nothing? And yes, they do exist.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Scream at her, constantly, every time you're near him/her.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH" would get annoying.

 

[faspxina]

Just say "My Girlfriends going to love you!"

nice one, though it might not scare her, just make her sad, if she had any hopes

 

[DanDeFool]

Funnily enough, according to most people on the Escapist who responded to my thread, letting a woman see your computer with one of these backgrounds would do the trick [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.215060-My-Background?page=1].

And if that doesn't work, you say, "You know, I know a place where you can pick up a bikini/a leather bunny suit/lots of ribbons/vaginal armor just like that!"

 

[Josdeb]

Tell her that you have videogame figurines in your bedroom. It tends to work for me.
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:'(

 

[Cameron Sours]

Be yourself. Its worked for me.

 

[merf1350]

Step 1: Ask them, "I'm curious. If you woke up in the middle of the woods with no pants on, and a bloody condom hanging out of your ass, would you tell anyone?"

When they reply in horror, "What!? Oh God!, No!" proceed to step 2.

Step 2: Ask them, "Wanna go camping?"

This should work regardless of it being a guy or a girl.
And no, I can not take credit for that, a co-worker asked that you one of our friends, to freak him the hell out.

To finish that incident, when told, "No I don't wanna go camping, what's wrong with you!" My co-worker then said, "I'm sorry, that cam out wrong...what I meant to say was; We're GOING camping."

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Just say "My Girlfriends going to love you!"

This response, I presume, came before the OP was edited to include ways to scare a guy off.

Any man here who isn't entirely homosexual who'd be scared off by the hot girl he's trying to pull saying her girlfriend's going to love him?

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[sub]Guy ... girl ... assuming a lot about age gap polarity there, aren't we? What about boys and women?[/sub]

 

[Shoqiyqa]

D&D
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Do I get awesome points for saying 'Cool, can I join in?'?
I've always wanted to play D&D...

I know a single guy in Leeds who sometimes runs D&D games. He has a room and a half full of game stuff. If you show up looking like your avatar, though, you may cause short-curcuits. I don't think he's levelled up the Girl Lore and Girl Interaction skills at all since creation.