Fastest way to scare off a girl/guy

[titanium turtle]

fastest way to scare off a guy:
"hey it's hitlers birthday tomorrow- wouldn't that be a great day to pledge an eternal vow of abstinance, also let's watch twilight"
- followed by a look of deadly seriousness so he thinks you are not kidding

 

[headshotcatcher]

Hey I did pot once before I even knew you (tis legal here anyway).

Worked for my (ex)girlfriend :s

 

[fgdfgdgd]

Tell her youre in love with her 5 minutes into the first date.

Better known as: The Mosby

 

[similar.squirrel]

Poop yourself.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Theres more way to skin a cat!! Or frighten a girl

Yeah, skinning a cat would probably work ... although if you did it right and preserved the skin the right way a cat would make some pretty good mittens, as long as neither of you is allergic.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Just walk up to her and take off your shirt.

Then flex and go "Yeah... Been working out..." while panting and sweating.

Best part: works no mater what your physique.

Again, this may be considered more effective one way round than the other.

How to satisfy a woman: adore, buss, caress, cherish, cuddle, desire, embrace, fondle, glomp, hold, honour, hug, idolise, .....
How to satisfy a man: show up naked.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Give excess detail on your knowledge of sexual fetishes. Works for either sex.

"Hey, this may sounds like a weird request, but can I lick peanut butter out of the tops of your boots? It's just that I've alwa-"
"With or without stockings, and is PVC alright? The suede ones'll cost you extra."
"..."

 

[titanium turtle]

Tell Her Your Friends With This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]
Results Guaranteed

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[Jack and Calumon]

Tell them you have an erection as soon as you meet them... even if you are a girl.

Calumon: Say you can see me.

 

[Infernostrider]

"i'm pregnant" should do the trick

this works for guys trying to scare off girls too about 50% of the time

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Sorry, hang on a moment...

What's this 'girl' you're all talking about?

http://www.mmoabc.com/blog/jailbait-motivational-posters

I think that answers the quoted question and the OP both ways round, actually.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

For me, the fastest way to scare off a girl is simply being myself. I'm that guy that every girl says they want to date--"I want someone who's sweet, nice, caring, pays attention to me, don't have to worry about him cheating on me, etc..."--but as soon as any girl gets to know me, "Oh, you're a good friend, but I don't think we have enough in common/you're like a brother to me/you're too nice/you have plenty of great things to offer a girl, but not me." It's gotten to the point where, if I girl complains to me about not being able to find the right guy, I have to fight the urge to yell. Sometimes, I lose the fight.

I have this biologist in a cell-study in the basement ... (still answering the OP!) ... who says women are biologically programmed to want a big, strong, self-confident, healthy, good-looking man with resources for them and their babies who's in a position to get away with treating other people like shit but will be gentle and caring and protective towards them and stick around to protect them while they're pregnant and vulnerable and help raise the children ... and can't seem to find him so they settle for a self-confident man with resources who's treating people like shit.

[sub]I'm kidding. I don't really have a basement.[/sub]

 

[Shoqiyqa]

If you want to scare a girl away, ask her up to your room to look at your stamp collection and then actually show her your stamp collection.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Tell her you have a gimp suit.



[sub][sub][sub]believe me, it works..[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Phoenix09215]

Just say "My Girlfriends going to love you!"

This response, I presume, came before the OP was edited to include ways to scare a guy off.

Any man here who isn't entirely homosexual who'd be scared off by the hot girl he's trying to pull saying her girlfriend's going to love him?

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[sub]Guy ... girl ... assuming a lot about age gap polarity there, aren't we? What about boys and women?[/sub]

They changed the thread!? Hmmm in that case, to scare off a guy you simply say (although I am a guy so i'm gonna use some experience here!) "Please tell me you love me! I need someone to love me!" Awkward moment right there people...

 

[thingymuwatsit]

The 'Ted Mosbey'

 

[littlebunnyfifi]

Guys start to get bored and leave when I talk about video games... That saddens me but hell, it works.

 

[littlebunnyfifi]

Step 1: Ask them, "I'm curious. If you woke up in the middle of the woods with no pants on, and a bloody condom hanging out of your ass, would you tell anyone?"

When they reply in horror, "What!? Oh God!, No!" proceed to step 2.

Step 2: Ask them, "Wanna go camping?"

This should work regardless of it being a guy or a girl.
And no, I can not take credit for that, a co-worker asked that you one of our friends, to freak him the hell out.

To finish that incident, when told, "No I don't wanna go camping, what's wrong with you!" My co-worker then said, "I'm sorry, that cam out wrong...what I meant to say was; We're GOING camping."

That's amazing.

 

[thahat]

"Want to see my collection of Star Wars memorabilia?"

Yes, even in this day and age when video games, comic books and even Star Trek (thanks, J.J. Abrams) are coming into vogue, being a vocal Star Wars fan still carries with it a certain stigma.

try warhammer 40k, when my girlfriend first heared about it she was all like, your 20 years old and play with toy soldiers?.

but when i explained it as being 'chess, without the board, and you make your own pieces' she was all alright with it XD, and called it creative ;/