Favorite Abriged Series quote! (try to keep it clean)

[Gigaguy64]

Nappa: *Stops* "Hey Vegeta"
Vegeta: "What!"
Nappa: "I can fly"
Vegeta: *nose bleeds*
Nappa: "Whats wrong Vegeta"
Vegeta: "Just having an aneurysm out of pure stupidity"
Nappa: "WOW, I didn't think you were that stupid Vegeta"
Vegeta: "AHHHHHH!"

Joey: "Oh no, it's Kaibazilla"
Kaiba: "If you think this is big, you should see my ego"

joey: oh kaiba, your dragon is so big, im a dog, woof woof...zzzzzzzz.

Kaiba: (points finger in the sky)dont forget to pick up your duel disks cuz i one weel SHLISH!!! AHHHHHHH MY FINGER IT CAME CLEAN OFF!!
mokuba, cant you fly this thing properly?
mokuba: sorry bro.
Yami: What a digital dummy.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Bandit Keith: Hey, you can't say that, it belongs to Am-
Kaiba: Shut the **** up.
Bandit Keith:...In America.

Mai: Hey, watch where you're going, idiot! Didn't you see the red light?
Duke: Yah, but I thought it's cuz I'm surrounded by hoes. Oh no I didn't!

Bakura: I'm not gay, I'm just British!

 

[TelHybrid]

Nappa: Vegeta... I wanna see how they breed...

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

"Do A Barrel Roll Big Brother!" - Mokuba

 

[Gigaguy64]

"Do A Barrel Roll Big Brother!" - Mokuba

Mokuba: What a Digital Dummy!!!

 

[MrTweetums]

Bodyguards appear at the door with censored guns.

Bodyguard 1: Freeze, or we'll shoot you.

Kaiba: Go right ahead.

Bodyguard 2: Bang, bang!! Ba-dow, ba-dow, ba-dow!! Bang!!

Kaiba: Oh, no. You got me.

Bodyguard 1: Hey, stop making fun of our invisible guns.

Bodyguard 2: Bang!!

Bodyguard 1: Larry, stop it.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Goku: Piccolo, mind if I ask you something?
Piccolo: What is it?
Goku: You're not human either, right?
Piccolo: Yeah...
Goku: And your dad spit you out as an egg, right?
Piccolo: What about it?
Goku: Are...are you a Yoshi?
Piccolo: Yes, Goku. I'm a green $%&#ing dinosaur.
Goku: Can...can I ride you?
-DBZ Abridged

Also, from the same series...

Vegeta: They've broken my body. I've failed in my mission to gather the Dragonballs. I even lost my tail. But at least it can't get any worse from here...
Nappa's voice: Vegeta... Vegeeeeta...
Vegeta: Wh... What..?
Ghost Nappa: I'm haunting you!
Vegeta: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gebi10000]

attention duelists, my hair is now an internet phenomenon
hey still want to sell that scroll on ebay?
I said, run the conventional weapons montage!!!
would a bottle of manashevits wine change your mind? completely and totaly!!

 

[Gigaguy64]

Bodyguards appear at the door with censored guns.

Bodyguard 1: Freeze, or we'll shoot you.

Kaiba: Go right ahead.

Bodyguard 2: Bang, bang!! Ba-dow, ba-dow, ba-dow!! Bang!!

Kaiba: Oh, no. You got me.

Bodyguard 1: Hey, stop making fun of our invisible guns.

Bodyguard 2: Bang!!

Bodyguard 1: Larry, stop it.

Guard 1: we could of used real guns but nooooooooooo you had to choose invisibl guns cuz there maaaaaagic and ohhhhhhhhh
Guard 2: way to kick a guy while he's down frank....... you know, mabey if we had an invisible tank..
G1: SHUT UP!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!!

 

[Gigaguy64]

attention duelists, my hair is now an internet phenomenon
hey still want to sell that scroll on ebay?
I said, run the conventional weapons montage!!!
would a bottle of manashevits wine change your mind? completely and totaly!!

ATENTION DUELISTS my hair is assulting you..
Joey: i dont think so, your child grabing skills are no much for my Broklyn Karate.
Yugi: hey arnt you that guy from season one that kept saying attention duelists!
Guard: ATTENTION DUELISTIS i have no idea what you are talking about, i have orders from seto kaiba to force that child to participate in a childrens card game.
Yugi: but arnt you one of pegasus's men? why are you taking orders from kaiba?
Guard: ..........i dont know...... now if you will excuse me i have some children to grab.

if you have seen this YTAS special, then there is no need to go on.

 

[Sharpeye42]

DBZ abriged ftw!

Nappa: Hey Vegeta look a pokemon
Chiaotzu: I'm not a pokemon I'm Chaiotzu, Chiaotzu
Nappa: Hear that Vegeta its a Chiatozu, I'm going to catch it
Chiatozu: I told you I'm not a Pokem-ow

 

[Scorpioenigma]

From YGOTAS
Blah blah card games blah
blah blah blah attack mode blah
blah bah blah?
Blah!

From SMA
Raye: I LOVE THE SCREAMS OF CHILDREN!

 

[Gigaguy64]

Tristin: hey guys i think somthing is happining!

From YGOTAS
Blah blah card games blah
blah blah blah attack mode blah
blah bah blah?
Blah!

From SMA
Raye: I LOVE THE SCREAMS OF CHILDREN!

T: nope, my mistake.