Gotta love the reptilians. They're my favourite for sure. My dad wouldn't even believe me when I told him that some people believe it for real.
Favorite Conspiracy Theories?
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One thing I don't understand about those alien reptilians is that they apparently are reptilians. I mean wouldn't it be required to be terrestrial to come from the animal group (or genus or phylum or whatever) reptiles to call itself a reptilian?lettucethesallad said:
That FDR knew that Pearl Harbour was going to be attacked, but let it happen because he'd use it to bring the USA into WWII.
On one level it's plausible - Roosevelt was barely 'neutral' to begin with but the american people did not want to enter the war. That said, it's been quite widely discredited in more recent years.
On one level it's plausible - Roosevelt was barely 'neutral' to begin with but the american people did not want to enter the war. That said, it's been quite widely discredited in more recent years.
If you all knew the horrifying truth about aglets (plastic ends on shoe laces), then it would be the end of everyone and everything in the universe.
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bwahahahahaha
Gets me everytime that somebody doesn't get the simple scientific principles
How it the world do you not understand this? Like seriously it's pretty basic shit.
OT: I generally avoid conspiracy theories, being in high school I get to see enough ignorance on a daily basis. Although Microsoft trying to influence the election with the Halo 4 release is pretty dumb.
If that isn't already a comic... it fucking well should be.gigastrike said:
Uh... what? I haven't heard that at all.Guffe said:
OT: Lizard people, moon landing being fake, TimeCube and 9/11 being an inside job.
I find it hilarious that people actually 'find' 'proof' of these things.
Plus, I could probably do a better job than them.
Okay, so the Illuminati is real. But they INVENTED the big conspiracies (Lizard Men, moon landing and TimeCube) so that conspiracy theorists would look really stupid and nobody would believe them when they say "THAT WAS THE ILLUMINATI!"
Why? GM Crops. And chemicals from planes. Yep. They're behind that.
Why? To make a breed of people who can control electricity using pyramid power, obviously!
Why that though? Obviously so they can assassinate world leaders and put Illuminati agents in their place!
But how!? Project ARTICHOKE!
What if it fails!? Black holes from the LHC!
Who is the leader of this horrific conspiracy!!!???11//!//?!
I dunno, [user]Daystar Clarion[/user]?
WARNING: THE ABOVE IS BULLSHIT I MADE UP.
But seriously, let's spread it around and see if it catches on.
Why? GM Crops. And chemicals from planes. Yep. They're behind that.
Why? To make a breed of people who can control electricity using pyramid power, obviously!
Why that though? Obviously so they can assassinate world leaders and put Illuminati agents in their place!
But how!? Project ARTICHOKE!
What if it fails!? Black holes from the LHC!
Who is the leader of this horrific conspiracy!!!???11//!//?!
I dunno, [user]Daystar Clarion[/user]?
WARNING: THE ABOVE IS BULLSHIT I MADE UP.
But seriously, let's spread it around and see if it catches on.
The Liberal Media. Basically the idea that the media is controled by liberals and is used to further their agendas.
Protip: you'll find more Conservitive agenda pushing in the media than liberal... and that not even counting Fox news.
Protip: you'll find more Conservitive agenda pushing in the media than liberal... and that not even counting Fox news.
*Rolls up newspaper and hits MacGougan's wrist*Ben MacGougan said:
No! Bad MacGougan! We do not bring up well documented theories with actual peer reviewed and tested evidence and say they are conspiracies.
You can choose not to believe in it if you want to but I will not have you inciting a flame war on this.
Any conspiracy that involves the government being extremely efficient and keeping every single person involved quiet for years on end.
I also love the "government is going to come take our guns." As a veteran, I feel pretty secure saying the generally gun-loving troops would probably refuse orders to carry out such a seizure. While I only know a few cops, most of them would do the same. Any group at all that tried it would probably face a very high casualty rate from resisters. Almost every person I know who actually works for the government is strongly in favor of gun ownership and would absolutely refuse to carry out orders that involved them taking away others' guns.
And yet... "the government is going to come take our guns away!"
I don't really count creationism as a conspiracy theory. I guess it could be the conspiracy that God created all kinds of evidence for an old universe to trick us. But really, I just see it as either willful ignorance or home-schooled ignorance.
I also love the "government is going to come take our guns." As a veteran, I feel pretty secure saying the generally gun-loving troops would probably refuse orders to carry out such a seizure. While I only know a few cops, most of them would do the same. Any group at all that tried it would probably face a very high casualty rate from resisters. Almost every person I know who actually works for the government is strongly in favor of gun ownership and would absolutely refuse to carry out orders that involved them taking away others' guns.
And yet... "the government is going to come take our guns away!"
I don't really count creationism as a conspiracy theory. I guess it could be the conspiracy that God created all kinds of evidence for an old universe to trick us. But really, I just see it as either willful ignorance or home-schooled ignorance.
One of the stupidest ones I saw was on this website that did a whole massive videos series on supposed conspiracy theories that was actually just a bunch anti-zionist, Starbucks is financing Israel's attempt to take over the world bullshit, an it showed a bunch of buildings in capital cities and said they are all designed in certain shapes so they channel some kind of energy throughout the world.
oh and it had one series of videos showing how apparently all cartoon characters are designed by first drawing a penis, then adding more shapes till it looks like a person.
oh here they are
Nutfucks think the Antichrist called 'Dajjal' is coming any time soon.
oh and it had one series of videos showing how apparently all cartoon characters are designed by first drawing a penis, then adding more shapes till it looks like a person.
oh here they are
Its near the end
Nutfucks think the Antichrist called 'Dajjal' is coming any time soon.
The idea of ancient aliens is ridiculous and racist and all those other things...But I have to admit, it's pretty fun.
There's a big part of me that loves mysteries and clues and piecing everything together, so I have fun reading about those silly ideas even though I'm fully aware that they're bullshit.
There's a big part of me that loves mysteries and clues and piecing everything together, so I have fun reading about those silly ideas even though I'm fully aware that they're bullshit.
THE JEWS CONTROL EVERYTHING. That one never gets old.
Other than that, anything from creepypasta is really good, but scary as SHIT. Not that I believe, it, but... Still!
Other than that, anything from creepypasta is really good, but scary as SHIT. Not that I believe, it, but... Still!
I like this website:
http://theoriesofconspiracy.com/category/guest-theorists/timothy-chilman
Conspiracy theories covered include the sex life of Adolf Hitler, the transvestism of J. Edgar Hoover, the U.S. plan to conquer Canada, the prospects for a coup in Greece, Michael Jackson conspiracy theories, what's really in the Kama Sutra, how the character of Jesus was gay, how we can be sure Jesus never existed, an unflattering critique of the U.S. military, how Prince William is the anti-Christ, and the coups that were planned for the United States in 1933 and the United Kingdom in 1975.
http://theoriesofconspiracy.com/category/guest-theorists/timothy-chilman
Conspiracy theories covered include the sex life of Adolf Hitler, the transvestism of J. Edgar Hoover, the U.S. plan to conquer Canada, the prospects for a coup in Greece, Michael Jackson conspiracy theories, what's really in the Kama Sutra, how the character of Jesus was gay, how we can be sure Jesus never existed, an unflattering critique of the U.S. military, how Prince William is the anti-Christ, and the coups that were planned for the United States in 1933 and the United Kingdom in 1975.
Actually when it comes to 9/11 there are a few holes in the official report and I haven't heard about the reason behind the attack. If you want to I can explain one of the decent ideas behind some it. Really, it can be explained by simple chemistry, but the official report was rushed out and emphasized damage and casualties.usmarine4160 said:9/11 was an inside job!
It's great that some people have that much faith in our government but I worked for those people, so it's wonderful that you think our government is competent enough to actually pull something of that magnitude off but you need to tone it down a little
Still I doubt it was an inside job and thinking so is pretty stupid. My reasoning for it not being an inside job:
Some member of the terror group are claimed (not sure if it's been proven) to have been trained by the CIA. Now why would they use people that could be linked to the government when creating a fake attack?
Bush wanted a reason to go to war against Iraq. In that case why didn't he hire someone from Iraq to do his dirty work? Or at least supply them with fake passports claiming they were from Iraq?
You can say a lot about the leaders in the American government, but I don't think they would leave a trail you could follow back to them this easily. If it was an inside job, they would have done it a lot better.
There's a lot of shady things in the past, but I doubt that we really know the whiff of it. 9/11 isn't a stretch, it's just not probable to be an inside job. It seems too random compared to the sick things you can expect from CIA and COINTELPRO.Freezy_Breezy said:
I am guessing there's a lot of dirt on almost every big government, like the English police shooting people claiming they were IRA when they weren't (When when this was proven wrong the lawyer on the case was killed and the case appealed).
Lets be honest though we actually do have no idea what the possible consequences of doing things like this could be.The universe is so vast we will never understand it well enough to be certain about anything we can only base our predictions on what has worked so far but eventually every scientific theory is proved wrong or incomplete.That's not to say that the theorists had any reason,logic or evidence to back their claims just that we can never be sure what could happen next.Chairman Miaow said: