Well, I am assuming the array of psychics from which we can draw spans any character from any piece of fiction, so I'll have to go with none other than...
<img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101030215245/mspaintadventures/images/a/aa/Scratch_Unstable_Slow.gif" /img><color=#08FF4A>D<color=#FFFFFF>o<color=#08FF4A>c Scratch, from Homestuck.
[<color=#FFFFFF>Now, C F could launch into an unprecedented windfall about me that could be mistaken for a college writing assignment, but since the subject he'll be talking about is yours truly, I figured I'd take the show myself.
I trust you won't mind if I speak in white. It's not actually negotiable, but as a courtesy I will enclose my words between a pair of visually audible brackets. I am doing this simply because I can.
<color=#FFFFFF>I should note that C F has at least one misconception about me. I am not actually psychic.
I am merely an omniscient manipulator, a perpetrator of critical events, and a handsome devil.
<color=#FFFFFF>For those of you who are skeptical, and for the very few of you whose curiosity is now getting the better of you, I will not be answering questions. I will be returning to my narrative shortly, for there is work to be done. Work that has, from your point of view, already happened. But I shall tell you a bit about myself.
<color=#FFFFFF>I am an immortal entity in charge of overseeing a planet outside of your universe and tasked with facilitating the arrival of my invincible master.
I occasionally contact the subjects of my manipulation via instant messaging with my typewriter, and I do enjoy the occasional joke.
<color=#FFFFFF>In case you hadn't already noticed, I also have a cue ball for a head.
<color=#FFFFFF>For those of you who are baffled still, you might benefit from a bit of context. But I have overstayed my welcome, and the spoiler field has been an excellent host. I shall take my leave now. You may visit me in Act 5 Act 2 of Homestuck.
C F, you can have your post back. Farewell, Escapist Forums.]
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