Favorite Futurama Quote

[Yeager942]

In celebration of its revival, whats your favorite quote from Futurama? Off the top of my head:

"I am Bender. Please insert girder."

and who can forget his shiny metal ass?

 

[Erana]

The little candy heart, in context.
How romantic.

 

[Starnerf]

"Blackmail is such and ugly word. I prefer 'extortion'. The 'x' makes it sound cool." - Bender

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

I was going to be the world limbo champion for Jamaica. Something along those lines at least and I've forgot his name to >.> need to rewatch it again.

 

[YukoValis]

"hey baby, wanna kill all humans?"

 

[jnoto42]

DO A FLIP!!

 

[RyQ_TMC]

The immortal "WOOP woop woop woop woop woop" from Zoidberg.

And any variation on "Sweet Yeti of the Serengeti!" from Hermes.

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

I find the most erotic part of a women is the boobies.

I am the man with no name, Zap Branigan at your service.

The quickest way to a womens heart is through her parents, sleep with them and you're in.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Fry - Hey I remember him, hes a monkey and his name is Donkey.

Prof. - Monkeys aren't donkeys, quit messing with my head!

 

[aperpheldy]

"But sire, her slurm will taste awfull"
"That's while will rlease it as NEW slurm, and when everyone hates it, we'll release slurm classic and make millions!"

 

[Slipknot9]

"Bender, I'm doing my best".
"Yeah, well your best is an idiot".

 

[ScarlettRage]

"bite my shiny metal ass"
"it doesn't look so shiny to me.."
"shinier then yours meat-bag" - Bender and Fry
XD

and who could foget Zapp Brannigan?
lol

 

[necromanzer52]

Anything said by Zapp Branigan.

Kiff stand in that hole so I look taller.

 

[Maggot666]

"What if Bender was a giant?"
"We just saw that one."
"I know. I want to see it again."

 

[mooncalf]

"Maybe he just learned to mimic human speech as a party trick, like Fry?"
"Like Fry! Like Fry!"

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

I find the most erotic part of a women is the boobies.

I am the man with no name, Zap Branigan at your service.

The quickest way to a womens heart is through her parents, sleep with them and you're in.

You stole all of mine.

Zap Branigan is a god.

 

[Kiutu]

"I knew the killbots had a predetermined kill limit. So, I sent wave after wave of my men until they reached their limit" (Not word for word most liekly)

"So, a plan to kill a weird race of aliens with giant scizzors. Well you forgot one thing Leela, Rock crushes scizzors...but paper covers rock, and scizzors cut paper! Kiff, bring me a rock...and some paper..." (Also not likely word for word)

 

[Arcyde]

"Blackmail is such and ugly word. I prefer 'extortion'. The 'x' makes it sound cool." - Bender

This was one of my favourite.

 

[Scottish33]

Fry... I'll never forget you, MEMORY DELETED.

 

[Nazulu]

Fry: So are you going to go out with me now?
Leela: Is that what this is about? Look Fry, I'm a girl and your a boy, were just too different!