Favorite Futurama Quote

[Viruzzo]

"I can't swallow that."

"Good news! It's a suppository!"

-Fry and the Professor

And later:

Merman: "To breathe underwater, just put this breather in your nose and mouth."
Professor: "I find it an uncomfortable and humiliating solution... Could you redesign it as a suppository?"

 

[Loxias]

*Bender flushes himself*
"BENDER! Have you seen my sombrero?" - Fry

Hilarious

 

[WaffleTron]

"A billion robot lives are about to be extinguished, oh the Jedis are going to feel this one."

 

[Jovlo]

Zapp Brannigan:

"Men, as we all know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. So, SURPRISE!"
*opens a trap door, dumping his troops on the battlefield*

Also: anything involving Sweet Zombie Jesus!

 

[WaffleTron]

"A doomsday device? Ah, now the ball is in Farnsworth's court! I suppose I could part with one and still be feared."

 

[messy]

Zapp Brannigan:

"Men, as we all know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. So, SURPRISE!"
*opens a trap door, dumping his troops on the battlefield*

Also: anything involving Sweet Zombie Jesus!

From the same episode
Zapp Brannigan: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
Fry: You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
Zapp Brannigan: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing

 

[Summerstorm]

"And what is this emotion you humans call "wuv"?"

"Surely it says "love"

"...No: WUV... with an earth-W. Behold"

"this concept of "wuv" CONFUSES and INFURIATES US"

-Lrrr is awesome... and so is the newsmonster

 

[Get Jiggy]

Zoidbergs 'And I'm his friend Jesus!'

 

[Disaster Button]

Zapp Brannigan:

"Men, as we all know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. So, SURPRISE!"
*opens a trap door, dumping his troops on the battlefield*

Heh, I was tihnking of that earlier, I just couldn't remember the wording :\

 

[WaffleTron]

"And now, a man who needs no introduction!" *Bender sits down* "Fry, get up there!"

 

[Shrubery]

"Captain what are your orders ?"
"Drop down , increase speed and reverse direction ! " ~ lrrr

from the episode with the what if machine ( what if life were more like a videogame )

 

[TrevorOfCrete]

"What are you gay?" - Zapp Branigen refering Kiff's releuctance for snoo snoo.

 

[WaffleTron]

"Mama mia! The red meatball of war has rolled onto our laps and ruined our white pants of peace!"

 

[Kif]

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

An quit spelling ma name wrong dammit, it's Kif one f.

 

[smokeybearsb]

And who can forget the classic, "Good news, everyone!"-Professor

 

[Armored Prayer]

The Force is with us, but thats just about it. - Another quote by Nixon

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

In the last season of the show-

"Another show canceled before it's time!"
-Bender

He said it in the Star Trek episode.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

"I'm afraid I must turn down your offer for marriage, for you see, I'm dieing. Cough, then fall over."- Farnsworth

 

[Symp4thy]

Fortune Teller: "Have you heard of the Monks of Dashuba?"
Fry: "I've not heard of them."

 

[Nitehammer]

Zoidberg- "Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!"

Man, that's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten!...

...And I once ate a whole bowl of salt!

-Fry

Bender- "I'll have you know, that dish contained 10% less than a lethatl salt dose!"
Zoidberg- "Uh-oh, I shouldn't have had seconds!"

Zap- Do you understand the charges?
Kif- One beep for yes, two beeps for no.
[Fry beeps once]
Zap- Yes, so noted. Do you plead guilty?
[Fry beeps twice]
Zap- Double yes. Guilty.