Favorite Futurama Quote

[SckizoBoy]

"I really should try to help them... buuuuuuuuuuuut I am already in my pyjamas." *snore*

"Kill all humans... kill all humans." (gets woken up by Fry, allowed to fall back asleep again)
"Hey there, sexy... ya wanna kill all humans?"

(probably been done already, but hey, priceless lines)

 

[RabbiiFrystofsk]

I APOLOGISE FOR NOTHING, HA-HA-HA!- Hedonism Bot.
Or anything Richard Nixon's Head says.

 

[Rooster893]

Fry: I'm having one of those things again! Uh - a headache with pictures!
Leela: An idea?
Fry: THAT'S IT!

Fell out of my chair the first time I saw that.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Zapp Brannigan: "All we have to do is hit the bullseye, and the house of cards will fall like dominoes. Checkmate." (Something like that)

Bender: "...and THAT'S why they call me 'Bender the Magnificent'!"

 

[Nouw]

"I waited for you Fry."

Yes I know that's not a real quote

 

[Jodah]

THIS CONCEPT OF WUV CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!

Oh, great Atheismo, we beseech you!

 

[pletschee]

Femputer: I sentence the men to death.... by snu snu
Zap and Fry's facial reactions.

 

[Colinmac93]

The Werecar episode.
Bender: So does that mean I can never die?
Carnival Robot: What? Of course you can still die! *pulls out a gun* You want to die?!

The first Tales of Interest episode
Zoidberg: The next clue came to me at 4:15, when the clock stopped. Then another clue came to me at 4:15, when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse!

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Destructor - I WILL DESTROY YOU ARRGGGGGHH! And stop calling me.
Rich Little - This is Rich Little impersonating Howard Cosell
Farnsworth - If anyone needs me I'll be in the angry dome

 

[Frylock72]

Fry: "Alright! Let's do it!"
Bender: "Next year in Jerusalem!"

Bender: "Fry, you're like the people who visit Jerusalem and don't want to visit the Sexateria!"

Leela: "Fry, you remember that conversation we had about always ending your story a sentence earlier?"

 

[ultratog1028]

"You can trust lots of things" -Bender.

 

[Icaruss]

Do a flip!

 

[Paragon Fury]

PROFESSOR!

LAVA!

HOT!