Favorite Futurama Quote

[CtrlZee]

My favourite is when Bender bends the professor on a 90 degree angle, and the professor is suddenly the happiest person ever, then when Bender bends him back upright, he goes:

"I'm sad now."

I guess you have to see it, but I thought it was awesome.

 

[LogicNProportion]

Ahhh, so many.

Fry: You sure are putting a lot of make-up on
Amy: That's deodorant
Fey: What does it do?

or

Professor: I'll be in the angry dome!

or

Leela: We're doing the best we can!
Bender: Your best is an idiot!

or

Leela: Professor, don't you remember what I just told you?
Professor: Noooooooooooooooooo! D<

 

[Shrubery]

*gasp* Stephen Hawking ! aren't you that scientist that invented gravity ? ~fry

 

[I am Spy]

"One bad thing was some trains got crashed in New Jersey. People won't be late for work though, because the Governer Lady says 'I'M SENDING IN MORE TRAINS!' "

 

[3quency]

MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!

 

[Eagleboy71090]

I have been looking all over the internet to find that quote about the canine make up. WHAT EPISODE IS THAT?!?!?!

Professor "Good news everybody"
Amy "What is it professor, did you finally perfect canine makeup?"
Professor "Hardly, I think they look like a bunch of hookers"

 

[Rainboq]

(Bender tosses a suitcase to a speedboat passing by as they do the same while the gang fishes)

Bender "Hey guess what your all accessories to!"

That's up there for me too.

And anything that comes out of Zoidberg's.... Mouth?

 

[Rainboq]

I have been looking all over the internet to find that quote about the canine make up. WHAT EPISODE IS THAT?!?!?!

Professor "Good news everybody"
Amy "What is it professor, did you finally perfect canine makeup?"
Professor "Hardly, I think they look like a bunch of hookers"

Welcome to the Escapist!

 

[Tonythion]

"What is that? Is it a frog? Is it a toad? Or is it your mama?!" -Bender

"The doctor is in! *gets thrown out of scuffle* The doctor is out!"- Zoidberg

"Woooooooooh" -Dead Human Bender

 

[Naheal]

I'm a Neutral.

 

[Nobodyman]

Bender: I was god once.
Other guy: Yes I saw, you were doing well until everyone died.

 

[Nouw]

"I waited for you Fry..."

Close enough of a quote right? There's too many for me to remember...

 

[Whobajube]

I'm gonna go with a classic here...

"Good news, everyone!"

 

[Enerfor]

"This fry must be some kind of crinimal mastermind".. cuts to fry on arm chair "Ester you ugly!'

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

"I ARE THE GREETEST. I SHALL NOW LEAVE EARTH! FOR NO RAISIN!"

 

[super_smash_jesus]

I have been looking all over the internet to find that quote about the canine make up. WHAT EPISODE IS THAT?!?!?!

Professor "Good news everybody"
Amy "What is it professor, did you finally perfect canine makeup?"
Professor "Hardly, I think they look like a bunch of hookers"

its in one of the movies, I believe it is "Benders game", the spoof on dungeons and dragons.

 

[cannot_aim]

Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves!

 

[xmbts]

And I don't care much for these BOOBS flapping every which way.

 

[Duskwaith]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPoMF3dX2CY

Says it all really