Favorite Futurama Quote

[the_dancy_vagrant]

"Sir, it's neither necessary nor recommended that you be naked for the treatment."
"Pah! You sound just like my tennis instructor!"

 

[quiet_samurai]

"What are those"

"Those are the Grunka Lunkas"

"Oh, well tell them I hate them!"

-Farnsworth

Also pretty much everything Zap Brannigan says is gold!

 

[MrNades]

Lila: ahh your hands are so cold
Robot devil: and yet hell is so hot ha ha ha ha.... can I have my hands back now?
Fry: No!
Robot Devil: Your not nice.

 

[magnuslion]

"good news everyone" or any variation thereof, from Prof. Farnsworth

 

[Arkzism]

Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!

 

[The Ultimate 2]

Professor Farnsworth: Your squad sucks bosons, My team is twice as qualified and three times as expendable.

 

[The Ultimate 2]

Scientist: I've got a degree in homeopathic medicine. Civil defense van: You've got a degree in bologna.

 

[Sporky111]

"I was a scientist when you were barely going senile."
-Professor

"Her caviar is on your NECK!"
-Zoidberg

"I'll be whatever I want to do."
-Fry

"This is going to be one hell of a bowel movement. When it's over, he'll be lucky to have any bones left."
-Professor

 

[shwnbob]

"Well we're boned" I forgot who said it

 

[Dangerous Steve]

"Morbo demands comments!"

 

[gsf1200]

I liked when Zoidberg sews Fry's head on backwards, and says, "I thought you were happy, your tail is wagging".

 

[Dangerous Steve]

"That sounds like a great plan, why don't you explain it to Wingus and Dingus over there?"

 

[IndieRocker]

In the last broadcast episode "where no fan has ever gone before"

Bender says "another classic sci-fi show canceled before its time" (about star trek)

 

[Procyon]

"Hello Fry, it's a *rolls dice* pleasure to meet you."

 

[JanatUrlich]

Bender: Oh my god, are you God?!?
God: Possibly....my good chum.

 

[fede134]

fry - "You know what i hate about being a slave? They make you work but don't pay you or feed you."
leela - "that's the only thing about being a slave."

Professor - "What are those?"
Slurm Willie Wonka guy - "why, those are the Grunka-lunkas!"
Professor - "Tell them I hate them!"

 

[SUPERtwinky]

Bender:Never Mind Professor, she's awake.
ProfessorHolding tongs+a box labeled "Leela's Organs") Oh, Darn!

 

[Barky13]

When I hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.