Favorite Futurama Quote

[minispike47]

Zap- Hmm, ok Kif, standby to take the blame....steady.....steady.....NOW! *points to Kif*

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Don't know if this was posted yet, sorry if it has.
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Fry: I'm Santa Claus.
Hermes: No, I'm Santa Claus!
Amy: We're also Santa Claus.
Zoidberg: And I'm his friend Jesus!
Executioner: You people aren't Santa, you're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus!

 

[sorry user name taken.]

''you leave me breathless''


~romantic sigh~

you should know what episode its from

 

[kawligia]

Is that you?

Iono, is it you?

What do you mean you don't know? Is it you or not?

...Who wants to know?

 

[Spaggiari]

"bite my shiny metal ass"
"it doesn't look so shiny to me.."
"shinier then yours meat-bag" - Bender and Fry
XD

and who could foget Zapp Brannigan?
lol

Not a single person here seemes to realize that the man's name is Zapf Brannigan, not Zapp Brannigan.

 

[Stein Inge]

From "Beast With a Billion Backs":
Hermes is escaping the tentacle coming up the toilet, saying:
"When I was a child, my parents promised me that precisely THIS would never happen!"

The Professor: "So that's why they call me the catman!"

I realize they are both quotes from the movies but all the best ones from the series was already taken...

 

[Duskwaith]

Anything said by Zapp Branigan.

Kiff stand in that hole so I look taller.

"hell come crawling back like a bird on its belly"

"sir birds dont crawl on their bellys"

"they are known too!"

He is a god

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Zap: What makes a man turn neutral? Was it power? Lust for gold? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?!

 

[T-Bone24]

I love the Enema-bot.

"The enema you are about to enjoy is extremely HOT"

Or Zapp Branigan, probably not word-for-word, but...

"You will fight for your planet, you will die for your planet... some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet..."

"Always remember the key to victory is the element of surprise... SURPRISE"

The Robot Hell song is awesome especially

"Enduring punishments, most of which RHYYYME"

 

[Agent Larkin]

"We'll send in our chief negotiator Henry Kissinger" - Richard Nixon
"Is he really that good?" - Zapp Branigan
"Looking like that he talked his way into Marilyn Monroe's bedroom" - Richard Nixon

 

[skutbag]

Farnsworth: Yes, it's the apocalypse all right. I always thought I'd have a hand in it.



Farnsworth: And this is my universal translator. Unfortunately so far it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language.
Cubert: Hello.
Universal Translator: Bonjour!
Farnsworth: Crazy gibberish!

I think I heard somewhere that in France the above joke is rejigged to say 'Guten Tag' !

When Cubert speaks into the machine that allows anyone to sound like the professor:
Cubert : 'Good news everyone. I'm a horses' butt.'
Farnsworth : 'I am? That's not good news!'

Barbados Slim: 'I see you're still able to limbo under the bar of fashion sense!'
Hermes: 'That's it Barbados Slim! You've gone one toke over the line!'

Bender: Why do we need two of every animal?
(Leela whispers in his ear)
Bender: Oh, he he he!

Nibblonian: And we are powerless to stop them; fearsome though we are. (Purrs)

Fry: Hey, think fast! (throws whitewash bucket)
Giant Brain: I always think fast, because I am a giant- *SPLASH*

Zap: Just three regular schmoes working for the man. Even if he is a hot, sexy, female man.

Fry: And nobody will have to punish anyone for the mutiny!

Roberto :
'I was designed by a team of scientists trying to
create a crazy robot. BUT I GUESS THEY FAILED!!!'

On an entirely coincidental note, I've been trying my hand at some comedy video nonsense and this is what came out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFIbloiTq4Q

The more Futurama you've watched, the more you'll (hopefully) like it. But then, I've always thought the more Futurama you've watched, the more awesome a person you are any way. I think we can all agree on that.

 

[Janus Vesta]

Leela: "Bender, were you just singing?"
Bender: "No, I was telling you not to worry. I'm not allowed to sing. Court order."
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Prof. Farnsworth: "Good lord there are robots on the ceiling!"
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Zoidberg: "IT WAS ME! I'M THE HERO!"
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*Leela reveals straightened L Piece*
Fry: "That doesn't look like an L. That doesn't look like an L at all! Unless you count lower case."
*Bender slaps Fry*
Bender: "You know we don't!"
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Hermes: "You see Fry, these days we have a type of game played entirely on video. We call it a 'Video Game'"
Fry: "Well golly, you mighty space men from the future will have to go easy on me."
*Fry procedes to destroy everyone in the game.

 

[T-Bone24]

I love how whenever a character meets another version of themselves, they dislike each other. Just wanted to point that out.

 

[Biotech]

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
(Zapf Brannigan)

 

[T-Bone24]

"Be warned, when I speak these words you may well suffer an attack of explosive amnesia!"

"But I thought you were...."
"Egyptian?" *Dramatic music*

All My Circuits, gotta love it.

 

[FailingwithStyle]

"Did everything just taste purple there for a second?" - Fry

"Soothe us with sweet lies" - Hermes

And pretty much everything Zapp says.

 

[Jesussentry]

"what the....you're not made of Tuesday!?!!? -scene in wipe castle heh

 

[Laughing Man]

Season 2 Episode How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back.

Leela - Bender what happened to you?
Bender - Morgan made me walk the professor, there we where in the park when suddenly some old lady said I stole here purse. I chucked the professor at her but she kept coming so I had to hit her with this purse I found.

Season 2 Episode Xmas Story

Robot Santa - Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile.

 

[super_smash_jesus]

Professor "Good news everybody"
Amy "What is it professor, did you finally perfect canine makeup?"
Professor "Hardly, I think they look like a bunch of hookers"