Favorite Futurama Quote

[Grampy_bone]

Leela: "Bender, we couldn't get the bomb out."
Professor: "It's stuck in there with glue or something!"


(same episode, earlier)
Fry: "All I have to do is beat up those three guards, steal the helicopter, and save Bender!"
*Leela beats up the guards and steals the helicopter*
Fry: "I did it!"


(under water)
Zoidberg: "Oh no, my house! It burnt down! How could this happen?"
Hermes: "That doesn't make a lick of sense!"
Bender: "Ah, here's where I left my cigar."
Hermes: "That just raises further questions!"


And finally,
Bender: "Ah, Christmas Eve. Another pointless day where I accomplish nothing."

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Linda: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!

Love Morbo

Welcome to ?Entertainment And Earth Invasion Tonite?. Across the galaxy my people are completing the mighty space fleet that will exterminate the human race! But first, this news from Tinseltown.

 

[hermes]

Zap - I don't intend to understand Brannigan's law, just to enforce it.

Fry to Zoidberg - So, your race have to choose between a life with no sex or a horrible death? Tough!

 

[AndyCobra]

"BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!"
Bender

 

[jonnopon3000]

Futurama movie-forgotten name...errr....the one where at the end loads of benders and nibble just stands there and goes "Quick! everyone out of the universe!" So fucking hilarious.

I own all futurama series and am working on owning the movies. Cant wait for new series

 

[LockNstock]

'Branigan's law is like branigan's love-
hard and fast!'

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

You are all fools of the highest caliber.

Haha It's funny because it's poisonous!

The enima you are about to enjoy is extremely hot.

 

[Drakulla]

"Human Horn", that's all I can remember.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Brain Ball: We demand bouncing, followed by rolling, followed by bouncing of the third kind. Do we make ourselves clear?!
Kissenger: Say what?
Bender: Ah! If you say one more thing about bouncing, I'll shove this treaty up your...wait, where do you shove things on a ball?
Kissenger: This is not a productive area of discussion.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!

Also If you need me I'll be in the angry dome.

 

[Tareth]

"Did everything just taste purple for a second?" - Fry

 

[Arrogancy]

My favorite:

Hermes- "Sweet Cow of Moscow! They've taken over our company!"

Prof- "Balderdash! I never agreed to that!"

Dwight- "No, but you did declare yourself dead three years ago as a tax-dodge."

Hilarious, also:

Calculon- "Son of a bit! this is MY house! But that means I'm blackmailing myself!"

 

[Pimppeter2]

If 2e can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate-Zap

brilliant

and of course "Snu-Snu"

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

'Who's there?'
'Just a broken down hobo who's hit rock bottom...and his commanding officer.'

Just classic.

 

[Altorin]

"You remind me of a younger me. Not too much younger mind you, perhaps even a few years older."

"Hey, it's a picture of my Ex-Girlfriend, and that ski instructor she was just friends with."

"What are we going to for money Leela? A Daring daylight robbery of Fort Knox on Elephant back? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

 

[rainman2203]

"One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kipp?" -Zap Brannigan
"No it doesn't." - Kiff

 

[Maet]

Leela - "I'm going to make Fry remember his humanity the way only a woman can."
Professor - "You're going to do his laundry?"

 

[Macropter]

Some of my personal favorites:

Bender, "These balls are making me testy!"

Zap, "Zap Brannigan. Has my reputation preceded me, or was I to quick for it?"

Zoidberg, "I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar."

Elzar, "Is everything alright, folks?"
Bender, "Oh, yes, Elzar."
Elzar, "Good, because I forgot to cook that chicken."

Animatronic Singing Whalers, "We're whalers of the moon. We carry a harpoon. But there ain't no whales, so we tell tale tales and sing a whaling tune."