Favorite Futurama Quote

[FranzTyphid]

"Some kind of death clock"!
so funny

 

[Faps]

"There isn't an eatery built I can't fly"

"You win again gravity"

Both Brannigan

 

[Squidinker]

Leela: You know, Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. Then I realized that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realize that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!

Zapp: And which one rocked your world?

 

[saxist01]

I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies

-Kif

 

[bmf185]

It's the professor on the phone, and it goes something like:

"Dead? Well how did it happen?...to pieces you say? And how is his wife?...to pieces you say?"

 

[CidGregor]

Zoidberg: "As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world! But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. .....What? ....It was? Hooray!!"

Leela: "Oh lord....I'm half horse and half naked."

Fry: Back in the 20th century we had no idea there was a university on Mars.
Farnsworth: Well, in those days Mars was a dreary uninhabitable wasteland...much like Utah. But unlike Utah, Mars was eventually made livable.

Fry (singing): Destiny has cheated me,
Forcing me to decide upon
The Woman that I idolize,
Or the hands of an Automaton...
Without these hands I can't complete
The opera that was captivating her
But if I keep these hands, and she marries him,
Then he probably won't want me dating her...

Morbo: "Morbo will now introduce the candidates - Puny Human Number One, Puny Human Number Two, and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon."

Farnsworth: "I'm sorry Fry, but most video tapes were destroyed in 2047, during the second coming of Jesus."

Robot Devil (singing): "You'll pay for every crime,
Knee-deep in electric slime,
You'll suffer 'til the end of time,
Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme,
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell!
-after the song-
.....Of course, that's just for starters...."

 

[Armored Prayer]

Fry - Look, its that guy you are.

 

[AngloDoom]

"Do you find yourself getting angry and impatient?"
"Shut up and get to the point!

Also, anything Morbo ever says.

"WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!"

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

"Want some more Champagin?" - Zap Brannigan
"BBWWEEEEEEERRRZZZZEEEWWWEEEEEERRR" - The Hypno Toad
"Sir, we have a Beige Alert" "If I don't make it, tell my wife Hello" - The Neutral Planet
"I'll show ye..." - Fry
"I had a simple dream, a dream to destroy all humans. Is that so much to ask?" - Bender
"You've watched it, you can't unwatch it. Stay tuned for more TALES OF INTEREST!" - Announcer
"Kif, we have a conundrum. Fetch me a rock... and some paper." -Zap Brannigan
"I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet" - Fry
"...and Superking the best one of the three!" - Bender

To be honest, just about every line of dialogue in Futurama should be in this thread.

 

[johnman]

"Well well well, the luscious captain Leela, crawling back like a bird on its belly"
"Birds dont crawl"
"They've been know too!"

Zap and leela

"Your misltoe is no match for my Tow-missle!"
Robot Santa

 

[Armored Prayer]

Bodies are for hookers and fat people. - Bender.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Of course the classic "bite my shiny metal ass"
"Shall I give em the clamps boss?"
Zoidberg, as he is giving Fry his examination: "Don't you talk that way about my mother, she was a saint!"

 

[Overlord_Dave]

[post="18.119632.2325147"]Another Zap Brannigan quote
"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"[/quote]

Damn, you beat me to it.

Ok another one (from Fry's opera):

Lela: "That isn't what I meant! That isn't what I signed!"

Robot devil: "You should have read the contract in the fine. ... print!"

 

[Crumblebumble]

"And Fry, you've got that brain thing"
"I already did!"

"I like stealin'! I like takin' things!"

 

[mr rofl]

My favorite quote is: "ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD"

 

[Crumblebumble]

"Hey, look at that weird mirror..."

 

[Avatar Roku]

Leela: What's the mission?
Farnsworth: Collecting honey. Ordinary honey.
Leela: That doesn't sound so hard.
Farnsworth: THIS IS NO ORDINARY HONEY!

Farnsworth: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry-dome!

Farnsworth:This is Vergon 6. It's a doomed planet filled with frisky little doomed animals.
Leela: Animals?
F:Now, the planet was mined hollow.
L:Yes, but what about the animals?
F:The wha...?
L:THE ANIMALS!
F:I never said anything about animals. Now, the planet will implode in three days. Incidentally, this will kill all the animals.

The immortal "WOOP woop woop woop woop woop" from Zoidberg.

And any variation on "Sweet Yeti of the Serengeti!" from Hermes.

"Sweet manatee of Galilee!"

"Sweet Guinea Pig of winipeg!"

Also, Morbo is great. "And that's why the puny children from PS 129 are Morbo's Vermin of the Week."

Also: anything with Hedonism Bot.

 

[Thegreatoz]

Zoidberg has two of my favorites:

1. You have Zoidberg...YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG!!!!
2. My house! It burned down! How did this happen?!

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

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