Favorite Futurama Quote

[CidGregor]

Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! Report to my bedroom for a private exhibition!"
Everyone: .......... *awkward glances*
-in the bedroom-
Farnsworth: "Everyone get into bed with me. I have something to show you!"
Everyone: ......... *AWKWARD GLANCES*
-in the bed-
Farnsworth: "Feast your eyes....ON THIS!"
Everyone: "Oooooohhhhhh....!"
Leela: "It's beautiful!"
Amy: "And HUGE!"
Fry: "Can I touch it?"

 

[shroomie]

The Professor- "With my last breath I curse Zoideberg!"

 

[Jetbaby]

Always a fan of "Sweet Zombie Jesus."

Not to mention the treasure trove of lines from Zapp Brannigan: "More chamPAGin?" "Soon, you'll be crawling back for that sweet, sweet candy. Pow." "I have a very sexy learning disability called ... Kif?" "*sigh* Sexlexia."

Others I like: "It'll be fun on a bun", "Hello, Moderate Spender," (Bender as the Gender Bender)"I'm a real toughie!" (Bender as BendHer) "The boys like it when you glom it on!" (sung) "All Hail Robonia - a country I didn't make up!" (sung) "Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and Bender's great, take that you stupid corn!"

 

[Cal1989]

Calculon screaming into the Sky; "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
[Back in humorbot's studio]
Calculon; The line called for me to sya YES but i changed round a little
Homourbot 2.0: Anecdote accepted; Witty comeback not found

 

[Poketom]

"Ow! Fire hot!"
"The professe will help" *sets self on fire then put out with water from head jar*
"Fire indeed hot"
"Chester A. Arthur fall down"

 

[CidGregor]

A couple more:

"My God, cover yourself! I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo!" - President Nixon

"Careful, Fry! He's bulging with what could be muscle!" - Leela

"Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die this way...but I always really hoped." - Fry, on his snoo-snoo death sentence

"Shoot 'em in the back! Quick! While they're not looking!" - Nixon

"Good news, everyone! Several years ago I tried logging on to AOL.....and it just went through!" - Farnsworth

"Mommy? Why are you making civilization collapse?"
"Oooohhh I don't know...."
-Ignur and Mom

 

[gigastrike]

The head of Henry Kissenger: We must stop the bloodshed. We have all seen too many body-bags and ball-sacks.

 

[Colonel Joson]

I think this how it goes

Fry: "If you spare us, we'll lay out Milk and Cookies"
Robot Santa: "You dare bribe Santa?".

 

[manicfoot]

Two classic one liners from Bender:
Hermes *on top of Planet Express building*: I'm gonna jump!
Bender: DO A FLIP.

Bender: *climbing up hotel, see's couple having a romantic encounter through a window* Get a room!
Man: We're in a room.
Bender: Yeah? WELL LOSE SOME WEIGHT.

Also like these:
Clamps: You're a genius, you frikkin' idiot!

"You ain't made of Tuesday!" - that mad robot guy with the knives

 

[The Great JT]

Fry: Bender! You're blind stinking sober!

 

[HardRockSamurai]

"All glory to the Hypnotoad!"

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Ehem... "Woobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoo!"

 

[CidGregor]

Nudity quotes!

Farnsworth: "Pine trees have been extinct for eight hundred years, Fry. Gone the way of the poodle, and your primitive notions of modesty. *sheds robes* Ahhh....brisk!"

Bender: Y'know...it's funny.
Fry: What?
Bender: YOUR WIENER! Ahahaha!

Fry: Man, co-ed steam rooms! I LOVE the future!
Leela: Uh, Fry? Your in the WOMEN'S steam room.
Fry: Ahh....futuriffic!
Amy: *gestures at Fry's crotch* Psst...look what life was like before genetic engineering.
Leela: Those poor twentieth-century women...
Fry: ...... *awkwardly covers himself*

Fry: *reading a sign at a nude beach* You must be...AT LEAST this naked? How much nakeder can you get?

Leela: "Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator!"

 

[The Great JT]

Bender: Compare your lives to mine and kill yourself!

 

[ars731]

Mayor: A dangerous villain know as The Zookeeper, who commits crimes aided by a pack of highly trained animals.
Fry: Pack of highly. Got it!
Mayor: His crew includes a badger with a troubled past and nothing left to lose, an elephant who never forgets - to kill! And a seldom used crab named Lucky aka Citizen Snips.

 

[Kilaknux]

Fry: But I can't play anymore!
Zoidberg: Yes you can! The music was in your heart, not your hands!
(Fry proceeds to play horrifically)
Zoidberg: Your music is bad and you should feel bad!

 

[Osalot_TH]

Bender: "Hey wait a sec, I can't stand by while people stuff their face on free food, we gotta sell these things"
Fry: "Yeah that's a great idea"
Lila: "Good thinking"
Hermes or Amy: "Yeah alright"
Bender: "Bender's a genius"

 

[Fizzlewinks]

Bender : "And now a man that needs no introduction." ::walks off stage:: "Get up there Fry!"

Bender : "Do you know what I'm going to do before I do it?"
God : "Yes."
Bender : "What if I don't do it?"
God : "Then I don't know that."

Bender : "I was God once."
God : "I know. You did a good job before you killed everyone."

I love that episode. =]