Favorite Futurama Quote

[Lazy Kitty]

"...And even though the computer was off and unplugged, an image stayed on the screen. It was... the Windows logo! "
"Pfft! That's not scary. "
"It is if you're a laser printer. "

And
"Oh my god, I'm under attack!"

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

"Pathetic Humans! Prepare to write down the recipe!" - Morbo
"110010110000110101001110100111010100111000111010101...2" - Bender
"Oh my God! I can read minds! Although, actually it was kind of obvious." - Fry

 

[I Am The Party]

"You can't just have your characters announce how they feel on stage...that makes me feel angry!" - Robot Devil

 

[GrinningManiac]

Sir, the base is on beige alert


I see. If you see my wife, tell her I said...hello

 

[G1eet]

Nixon: "AAAARROOO! I'm sweating like J. Edgar Hoover trying to squeeze into a new girdle!"

 

[Hal_41n]

"And mix these mixed nuts! I see two almonds touching!"

-Kif

 

[Cptn_Squishy]

Unka-lunka...
SHUT THE HELL UP!

 

[The Political Gamer]

"Good news everyone!"

 

[ajb924]

"And when i'm elected im going to break into houses, scare childeren and mess up the place!" Nixon
And anything said by Zapp

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

"My hands are like huuuge, they can touh anything but themselves. ohhhhhhhh" Lur
Morbo "Would you steal candy froma a baby?"
Nixon "The question is vauge, you dont specify what kind of candy. At any rate, the baby would not be harmed"
Lie detector "Beeeeeeep"
Nixons tv interview when he runs for president

Wheres the lttle umberella? thats what makes it a scotch on the rocks-Zapp

 

[AkJay]

there are honestly too funny qoutes to remember so i will just stick with 'Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!" from our favourite crustaceous doctor.

 

[Hitman 43]

I've only ever seen a few episodes.

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

"Fine! i'll build my own theme park. With blackjack... And hookers. In fact, forget the park!"

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

Unka-lunka...
SHUT THE HELL UP!

Unka-lunka dunkety dingredient
You must not ask about the secret ingredient

 

[Sir Ollie]

"I finally learned what it's like to be a grandmother; subjugated, yet honored." - Zoidberg

"yippe ki yay! You'll never guess where I have been!" - Zoidberg

"You still have your old friend zoidberg. You all have Zoidberg!!!!" - Zoidberg

Anything with Zoidberg is a win for me!

Spoiler: ZOIDBERG AWAY!

 

[CoverYourHead]

Bender: "... But I couldn't live with myself when I found out what the girders were being used to build."
Fry: "What?"
Bender: "Suicide booths."

 

[AlvinFlummox]

Anything said by Zapp is gold! I also like the Robot Hell song.
'...and onto lighter news, the city of New New York is doomed.' Said by the newswoman, or maybe Morbo, in the episode about the garbage ball.
The stuff Farnsworth mumbles about his atomic supermen when we walks off screen is usually pretty funny too '...and hearts as black as coal!' (or something similar).

 

[AwesomeNinjaPowers]

It's been said but what the heck;

BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!

 

[Zorg Machine]

Bender : I'm done with organized crime, I'm going back to regular unorganized crime.