Favorite Futurama Quotes

[Code Monkey]

"It's gonna be fun on a bun!"

"War is like a game of chess, you can never let your opponent see your peices."

"He makes speedy gonzales look like regular gonzales!"

"THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN!!!"

*Anything Hedonism Bot Says*

"Your Grandma Can Go To Hell!"

"Sweet Zombie Jesus!"

*Note: I love all Futurama quotes equally. These are just the ones I remember off the top of my head.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

"Have you ever thought about turning off the tv, sitting down with your kids and hitting them?"

"If I don't survive this, tell my wife "hello"."

"I'm Scruffy, the janitor."

 

[0bserv3]

"I WILL NOW LEAVE EARTH FOR NO APPARENT RAISIN"

 

[Shru1kan]

Ah...Why must you make me choose only one?! When you can have all of them?! [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Futurama]

OT: My favourite is "You may have to "metaphorically" make a deal with the "devil." And by "devil," I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorically," I mean get your coat."

Ah, Fry and Bender! Back for more eternal damnation?

I have to tag onto this one. Or anything out of Bender's mouth.

 

[Hazy]

Fry: "Ooh, "Big Pink." It's the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham!"
Bender: "And it pinkens your teeth as you chew!"

And let us not forget:

Zoidberg: "How do I look?"
Bender: "Like whale barf."
Zoidberg: "Then the illusion is complete. "

 

[ParadoxBG]

Zoidberg: "Give me one of your young on a roll."
Guy: "Sorry, we're out of rolls."
Zoidberg: "Well, then, give me something crawling with parasites."
*Gives hotdog*

 

[dalek sec]

Zapp Brannigan: [introducing himself] I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

 

[Sonofadiddly]

Can't believe no one did this one yet:

"I did do the nasty in the past-y."
-Fry

 

[TheGroovyMule]

"Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream; to kill him so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things!"
Zapp Brannigan

 

[ParadoxBG]

"Have you ever thought about turning off the tv, sitting down with your kids and hitting them?"

Bender: "Your kid's great. How hard did you say you had to hit him?"
Rich Woman: "Fairly hard."

 

[blindthrall]

BenderEATH TO OGRES!DEATH TO OGRES!DEATH TO OGRES!

Brannigan:I'm prepared to send wave after wave of men.

But the Professor beats everybody.

"Sure everybody wants to resurrect Hitler's brain. But when you put it in a great white shark, suddenly you've gone too far!"

"Ah!Zeus!Buddha!Help me!Satan?You owe me!"

"Fine then. I'll make a new assistant. With highway offramps for arms, and a heart as black as coal..."
Bender: "Well call me if the new guy doesn't work out."

 

[thatstheguy]

"When I came to this planet, I had one small dream...to kill all humans. Was that so much to ask? So who's the real 500ft robot here?"

"Not... I."

 

[Kingsman]

Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!

Sweet...something of...somewhere.

SWEET COW OF MOSCOW!

 

[Hirushia]

"Destroy all humans... Destroy all humans... *LATER* Hey Fry! I was having the greatest dream! I think you were in it."

"Wimmy Wam Wam Wazzle!"

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

Zap Brannigan: You win again gravity!

"You win again gravity!"-Zapp Brannigan

Damnit Ninja'd
Fry: If I ever want to go back to the year 2000 I'll just freeze myself again! (not word for word, been a long time)

EDIT:
What do we want?
Fry's dog!
When do we want it?
Fry's dog!
YAAAAAYYY

 

[VeX1le]

REMEMBER THE SCOOTY PUFF JR. SUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

Good News Everyone!

--I've taught the toaster to make love

 

[That's Funny]

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Fry: It doesn't look that shiny to me.
Bender: Shinier than yours meatbag.

 

[Niko Stepz]

"Did everything just taste purple?"