Favorite Futurama Quotes

[BlindMessiah94]

Oh Futurama how I love thee. Let's just say the whole damn show is one giant quotable epic. Funniest, smartest cartoon ever.

 

[tanithwolf]

"I hate these filthy neutrals Kiff, with enemies you know where they stand, but with neutrals who knows, it sickens me" --- Zap Brannigan everytime, damn those neutrals.

 

[Fwee]

It's not a quote, but i love it when the credits roll and i know it's all over


I joke i joke it's likely Dr. Zoidbergs weird sound he makes, like a woopwoopwooopwoopwoop

You and me both. That sound was actually in an episode of The Simpsons too (I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings)

That noise is from Curly in "The Three Stooges" films.

 

[Nex-Falx]

All hail Hypno-Toad! *WaWaWaWaWaWaWa*

 

[thom_cat_]

 

[Kingsman]

"YOU'RE FULL OF CRAP, FRY!"
*hits light-bulb and short-circuits*
"YOU MAKE A COMPELLING ARGUMENT, FRY!"

 

[FinalGamer]

"She built like a steakhouse, but she drives like a bistro."
*CLUNK*
"You win again, gravity!"

Sorry, that was bugging me, mostly because it was also my quote. You are now my arch-nemesis. I shall see you on the battlefield.

I admit defeat to your superior quoting skills. *bows humbly*

(I appreciate being corrected, with a show this great, I wouldn't want anything misquoted either)

 

[NeutralDrow]

"Even I thought I was mad when I came up with my latest invention! Well I sure showed me!"

Ah, Dr. Farnsworth. Probably my favorite (tied with Zoidberg) in an already great cast.

 

[Fwee]

So many great quotes, so little brain cells!
Fry>
"Yeah, she fraternized me!",
"Let's escape through that steam vent. No good, it's full of steam!"
"My coffee's shaking. I DON'T LIKE MY COFFEE WHEN IT'S SHAKING!!!"

Professor>
"Well the easy part was getting the brain out, but the hard part was getting the brain out *insane laugh*"
Can't remember any more right now. Oh!

Also any of the "lower horn" jokes in that episode when what's-his-name from planet what's-it-called (too busy to Google!) think Fry's genitals are an aphrodisiac.

 

[luke10123]

Zapp Brannigan: [introducing himself] I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!


Fry: I'm Santa Claus!
Hermes: No, I'm Santa Claus!
Amy: We're also Santa Claus!
Dr. Zoidberg: And I'm his friend Jesus.
Mayor: You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots! How dare you lie in front of Jesus?

 

[TheStickman]

(Fry to Zoidberg) "My pipe hurts."

 

[videogamesaregood]

After Fry asks to be put in during the Globetrotter game,
Farnsworth: "Hmm. Will said skills pay the bills?"

 

[Reep]

Zapp Brannigan:Rock breaks scissors. But paper covers rock, and scissors cut paper! Kiff, we have a conundrum.
(Kiff groans)
Zapp Brannigan: Search them for paper... and bring me a rock.


Zapp Brannigan: We'll just set a new course for that empty region over there, near that blackish, holeish thing.

Zapp Brannigan is the funniest character on that show.

 

[Aerodynamic]

Someone probably sad this, but whatever

"Hey, What smells like blue?"

 

[Banana Phone Man]

I always remember this (no idea why though):

 

[David Bray]

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!"

Oh, and just about every line from Hedonism Bot is solid gold.

Oh, how decadent!

 

[Avatar Roku]

Can't believe no one did this one yet:

"I did do the nasty in the past-y."
-Fry

Nibblonian: "Correct! And this past-nastification..."

REMEMBER THE SCOOTY PUFF JR. SUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

In a thousand years, I'll get right on it.

"Even I thought I was mad when I came up with my latest invention! Well I sure showed me!"

Ah, Dr. Farnsworth. Probably my favorite (tied with Zoidberg) in an already great cast.

What about Roberto?
Roberto- What's the matter, Red? You scared?!
Fry- Nnnnoo...nnnno...nno...
Roberto- Noticably? I'll say. Now stay still, I gotta practice mah stabbin'!

 

[David Bray]

Zapp Brannigan:Rock breaks scissors. But paper covers rock, and scissors cut paper! Kiff, we have a conundrum.
(Kiff groans)
Zapp Brannigan: Search them for paper... and bring me a rock.


Zapp Brannigan: We'll just set a new course for that empty region over there, near that blackish, holeish thing.

Zapp Brannigan is the funniest character on that show.

True Dat

 

[lleihsad]

"TURNS OUT IT'S MAN."